Guys for real

Last night I had a dream that I was Poofed to a conference room where deano Luke Aidan Richard Orlando Tauriel Martin Lee Elijah billy Dom and Peter Jackson sat. Then I sat and stared and they leaned in and stared. I know creepy right? Then Ian appears OUTTA NOWHERE bc he's a wizard lol and says in his deep gruff voice.

Ian: Emily we have called you today to discuss some things

Emily😱😳 wat things? What do you know?

Dom : everything

Emily: even-

Dom: everything

Martin: don't do that to her! Your gonna give her a heart attack!

Emily: thank you

Martin: no problemo

Tauriel: we need answers why did you make me evil??

Emily: well ehehe *shifts a bit* Sarah adored Kili and Kili adored her.....

Aidan: who is this Sarah?

Emily: your adoring Fangirl

Aidan: I have a Fangirl???

Emily: if only you knew what goes on inside a Fangirls mind

Elijah: do I have a Fangirl?

Emily: of course! She thinks your absolutely dreamy

Elerina: ehehe

Orlando: and what of me?

Emily: you are the dancing king and you have two kids and adoring wife

ORLANDO : okay I'm satisfied

Lee: do I maintain my fabulousness?

Emily: of course you do!

Lee: YAAS!!#fabulousforever

Richard: I do remain majestic right?

Emily: yes yes you do but your also the ATM for when the girls wanna go shopping

Richard: why does that surprise me

Luke: I remain as cool as I was in the books?

Emily: yup and your married to a timelord

Luke: HOLLAAAAAAAA!

Charlotte: HUZZAH! *disappears*

billy: I still give the girls feels when I sing-

Emily: DONT SAY IT THERES TOO MANY FEELS!

Billy: just wondering

Deano: what about me? I know I'm under appreciated-

Emily: yes you are and I even wrote a fili fanfic for you and your engaged

Fae: HOLLAAA ITS DEANOOOOOOO! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH AND YOU ARE SO UNDER APPRECIATED AND YOU DESERVE BETTER KISS ME NOWW

Emily: PREACH FAE PREACH

Dean: I love this girl already

Fae: O_O my precious

Andy: did someone say the preciousss?

Tikvah: *screams* ANDY I LOVE YOU!! YOU ARE MINE. MY OWN MY PRECIOUS!!!

Peter: so here's the deal we read your chatroom

Emily: O_O

Brett M.: ehehe

Peter: and we want you and the FANGIRLS to strut on the red carpet for the BOTFA premiere (I know I know it's waaaay past its due date I thought that too lol)

Emily: O_O YES YES AND YES!

Annathandriel: I GET TO WALK WITH ORLANDO?????

Fae: DEANOOOOOOO

TIKVAH: *hugs andy* mine!