Elves vs Dwarfs
Thorin is online
Thrandruil is online
Thorin: I'm bored
Thrandruil: there's nothing to do!!
Thorin:..... You could come to erebor
Thrandruil: naw it ain't as fab as mirkwood
Thorin: WE HAVE GOLDEN FLOORS!
Thrandruil: I HAVE AN AWESOME THRONE!
Thorins: MINE HAD A WHOLE MOUNTAIN FULL OF TREASURE!
Thrandruil: WE HAVE THE BEST WINE ALL AROUND!!
Thorin: WELL WE CAN DRINK LIKE A BOSS! WE HAVE BEARDS!
Thrandruil: WE HAVE FLAWLESS SKIN THAT MAKES US LOOK FABULOUS!!!
Thorin: WE HAVE BEARDS THAT MAKE US LOOK MAJESTIC!!
Emily: true dat!
Thorin: thank you.
Gandalf: girls girls there's only one way to settle this on who's better with a competition.
Thorin: BRING IT ON OLD MAN!
Thrandruil: OH NO YOU DIDNT! *snaps Ina z formation
Leiphe: *somersaults with leggy and gives hair flip and snaps there fingers in a z formation* GURL OH NO YOU DIDNT!
Thorin: DID YOU JUST CALL ME A GIRL???? I AM NO WOMAN! I AM A MAN YOU GUYS ARE THE ONES THAT LOOK LIKE GIRLS!
Kili: Oh and Thrannie you might wanna pop that zit that's forming at the center of your forehead and your wrinkle to the side of your cheek.....
Thrandruil: well you should actually grow a beard!
Itarilde: BUTN BABY BURN DISCO INFERNO!
Thrandruil: thanks babe!
Gandyyyyy: ALRIGHT FOR ALL OF MORDOR SHUT UP! Come back here tomorrow and we will have the tournament be prepared for anything.
Azog: 🎵BE PREPAREDDDDDDD🎵
Gollum: BE PREPARED FOR ANYTHING!!!
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