Dumbledore vs Gandalf
Dumbledore is online
Emily is online
Gandalf is online
Dumbledore: so your Gandalf the White
Gandalf: so your Albus Dumbledore
Dumbledore: I am SOO much cooler than you are
Gandalf: you wanna go there?? *snaps in z formation*
Dumbledore: I already did. I am the principal of Hogwarts
Gandalf: so what if you made good grades and became the principal? I am the head of my order!
Dumbledore: I battled against Voldemort
Gandalf: yeah but you never exterminated him for good! A seventeen year old did it and how old are you?
Dumbledore: age doesn't matter!
Gandalf: I mean, voldemort was in your school for an entire year! How did you not know?
Dumbledore: we can fly on brooms!
Gandalf: we have elves! And a ring full of power!
Dumbledore: I had an epic death!
Gandalf: enough of this foolishness!! *puts on shades and flips hair* I am the best wizard all around because I am Gandalf the White, I am the head of my order, I saved many people's lives I have epic movie moment I am the most fabulous and majestic out of everyone and I can say YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!-
Dumbledore: wait didn't you die??
Gandalf: i decided to sacrifice my self for the fellowship by taking down the Balrog AND YES I DID AND I CAME BACK TO LIFE!!! BOOM SHAKALAKA!!!!
Emily: I hereby decree that Gandalf is the best wizard all around!!
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