Galadriel: hello hello hello! I am your host

Gandalf: and I'm your co host for tonight's entertainment of the circus-

Sauroman: *comes out in AFRO and pink zebra suit* DADADADADA AFRO CIRCUS AFRO CIRCUS AFRO CIRCUS AFRO CIRCUS POLKADOT POLKADOT POLKADOT!!!

Audience: *crickets*

Galadriel: anywayssss tonight's entertainment involves animals acts and a bit of a competition!

Gandalf: so sit back and enjoy!