Pippin Elladan Bard Legolas Thrandruil Fili Kili Thorin Gollum Lindir Aragon Faramir and boromir are online

Aragon : WOO PARTAYYY!!!

Pippin: HOLLA! MEN IN THE HOUSE!!

Lindir: LOL!!

Aragorn: to celebrate my last night as a free man we will have a karoke night!!

Thorin: but first DRINKS ALL AROUND!!

Fili/Kili: YAAS!!

Legolas: what is this stuff?

Thorin: it's alcohol get with it

Legolas: well excuse you.., (snaps in a z formation)

All drink into drunk

Aragorn: alright Thrandy and Legolas are up first!!

Thrandy: YAAS come on leggy!!

Legolas; I think this drink is affecting me. I feel a slight tingling in my fingers

Pippin: doesn't it affect us all? Now get up there and sing!!

Thrandy: CAUSE ALL I NEEED IS A BEAUTY AND A BEAAAAT

Legolas: WHO CAN MAKE MY LIFE COMPLETEEEEE

Thrandy: CUZ ITS ALL BY YOUUUUUU

Legolas: WHEN THE MUSIC MAKES YOU MOOOVEEE

Thrandy: BABY DO IT LIKE YOU DOOOO.

Men: ENCORE!!!

Thrandy: first things first on the realist drop this and let the whole world know it

Legolas: CUZ IM SO FANCAYYY YOU ALREADY KNOW!!!

Thrandy: I'm ridin my elk spreading glitter as I go!!!

Legolas: and a who dat who dat and who dat who dat

Thrandy: I G G Y

Aragorn: NEXT

Pippin: come on Legolas!!

Legolas: what are we doing??

Pippin: *whispers*

Legolas: oh ok! 1!2!3! THERE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGUARD!!

Men: TO ISEN GUARD !!!

Pippin: to Isenguard guard guard guard!

Legolas: the hobbit the hobbits the hobbits!!

Men: HAVE BEEN TAKEN TO USENGUARD!!

Aragorn: NEXT!

Thorin: come on Aragorn join me for a kingly song!

Aragorn:.... Alright

Thorin: I'm gonna be a mighty king so enemies beware!!

Aragorn: well I've never seen a beast with quite so little hair!

Thorin: I'm gonna be the mane event like no king was before I'm brushing up on looking down I'm working on my roar!!

Aragorn: this a rather uninspiring thing

Thorin: OH I JUST CANT WAIT TO BE KING!!

Fili: no one saying do this

Kili: no one saying be there

Fili: no one saying stop that!

Kili: no one saying see here!

Fili/Kili: Free to run around all day! Free to do it all my way!!

Thorin: OH I JUST CANT WAIT TO BE KING!!!

Faramir boromir bard pippin Gollum Elladan all come in dressed as a mariachi band and began to play as they all dance. Suddenly everyone passes out from exhaustion.

Lindir: *comes through ceiling * LOL