Ok so this dare was requested by zobro123

Azog: *sharpening axe* BE PREPAREEEEEDDD

Gollum: *pops outta nowhere* Hey best friend! What you singing?

Azog: prepare for the death of the king!

Gollum: can I be your best friend? Can I?

Azog: meh idc y not.....

Gollum: OH YES WE CAN WATCH LION KING TOGETHER

Azog: OMG YES I LOVE SCAR HES LIKE BAE!

Gollum:... Anyways.... Let's go plot revenge on Thorinnnnnnnn

Azog: YAAAS

Vandasse: OH NO UH! IF YOU HURT MY THORIN YOU WILL FEEL THE WRATH OF THE FANGIRLS!!!!

Fae: WRAAAAHHHHHHHH *loads gun*

Sarah: WRAAAAH!!! *swings axe*

Azog: well work on it....., Come on Gollie lets go....,

Gollum: yes your most evilness! *prances*