Hello, I will be your translator for the next thirty seconds.

What would you like me to translate?

... interesting.

Would you like me to translate in English or Elvish?

Both. Okay then.

English: One ring to rule them all, One ring to find them, One ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

Elvish: Ash nazk durbatuluk, Ash nazg gimbatul, Ash nazg thrakatuluk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul

I hope that you are pleased with the outcome of today, and please higher me again sometime.

The Translator (a.k.a MiddleEarth4eva)A.N. If there is ever anything that anyone wants translating (or some phrases in Elvish they want to learn) then please comment :)