ATTENTION! The following is an alternate ending...a happy one. Since I had a heart, I decided to do this. :)

~Grace xo

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ENDING

???'s POV

She's suffered enough. Why does it always happen to her?

I've done nothing to help.....We've done nothing to help. We couldn't. It had all happened to quickly for us to realize that she was losing the one person she loved.

And it was my fault.

All mine.

We all watched Lucy's tears through the special lacrima we had as Sting started feeling ill. I felt guilty. No, I was guilty. Seeing her like this broke all the rules that I had to upkeep.

"You know, I could help you...after all, this is all your fault." she said, as her golden shackles shook. All eye turned to her.

"Leo, we'll tell you this again. This is not-"

"It is." I mumbled, as Lucy's face flashed across the lacrima screen.

"I thought that antidote would have worked...apparently it wasn't an antidote after all." said Spirit King to himself.

"Like I said, I will help her, but this is Leo's decision, is it not?" came a sly remark.

"What's your side of the deal?"

"I heal the boy, but in return.....you set me free in the Human World, on the condition that you cannot harm me in any way and Leo....gives me some of his spirit energy....After all....it's a small price to pay for what you did..."

STING'S POV

The world was spinning. My headache was like a massive earthquake of the brains....wait. That would be a brainquake. Correction: My brainquake was a magnitude of 10.0. It was devastating.

My body was numb....weak. Watching Lucy beside me with tears made me feel even worse. It's not fair.

Life is cruel.

It's not that I don't want to die, it's just that it hurts if Lucy is affected. If we weren't dating (somehow) I wouldn't care if I get sick.

My vision was beginning to blur, and a constant ringing sound echoed in my head. Strange, I can't hear what she's saying.

I could only see her mouth move, and her frantic actions. Nothing more.

"I..." I could only muster to say, my strength failing.

Next thing I know, I completely gave in, everything going black with only the ringing sound annoying the shit out of me. I should have known something was going to affect the two of us.

The world doesn't want us to be together. It's a given fact.

How many times has this happened before? Strange, I've felt this sickening sensation before.

I want to throw up.....I can already taste the acid in my mouth.

The weird thing is, the moment Spirit King said that the antidote was for a limited time, I fell down. It's not impossible, it's a very strange coincidence.

I wonder why the time limit couldn't be more...maybe if I knew earlier I would have gone through so many more things with Lucy...go all the way.

By going all the way....I meant crossing the boundaries. I'm sure you're getting the hint, correct? If not, then basically I wanted to do pervy things.

But that's not all. If my time limit was much longer....Much, much longer....I wanted to start a family. Kind of cheesy, the 'great Sting' with a family...but I love her.

Opening my eyes, I looked around to me to realize that I was not in the guild hall....rather...it doesn't look like i'm anywhere in the guild. I realized that I was......now in a shitty world.

"Leo, you don't have to do this." said a fish-woman with big boobs, as she eyed someone in the corner with glowing chains or shackles....whatever they are. Oh, don't tell anyone I said that....about the woman's boobs. I'm just describing.

"She's right. You're not doing this.....alone. We'll have to break one of our spirit rules." said an old Mustache-guy.

"What do you mean?"

I looked at the person who asked that. Eh. That guy...he's the one who I hear likes women....and he's been flirting with my Lucy. -.- Shit going to get serious, just he wait till I resurrect hopefully.

"Letting a villain spirit loose in the human world for good is going against our rules. But, Lucy is an important person to us. Although we're spirits and heavily follow our policies, there are just some things you do for family." said Mustachey.

Now I was seriously confused. One thing I got, was that i'm somehow in the spirit world. Somehow. And I don't know what those guys are talking about but I heard Lucy's name...and there seems to be someone in the shadows. I wonder who that is?

"Oh come on, all your petty talk. That's why you are all weak. Hurry up and let me go." said a very...very bitchy voice, "Wait! I got an idea! Instead of Loke giving me some of his spirit energy....he can hurt his mistress!"

"What?! Don't be absurd, I will never harm her! Listen, we let you go on the account that you do not harm Fairy Tail in any way or Lucy or her friends, and you get some of my powers. Understand?"

The ladies-man eyes were filled with rage as he glared at the person. I moved into a better view, thankfully they didn't notice me....only to see the one bitch I didn't want to see.

"YOU LITTLE TWAT!" I yelled suddenly, rushing into open light, "OH I WAS WAITING FOR YOUR SORRY LITTLE ASS, BELIEVE ME!"

"What the-?!"

"HOLY SHIT YOU SCARED ME!"

"Mind your words. We're spiritual."

"I nearly died...."

I froze in mid-air realizing that I blew my cover. Great. Everyone was either on the floor clutching their hearts or latched onto someone else....Mr. Mustache was stroking his beard...or mustache or whatever.

"Sting?!" exclaimed the lion king.

"What are you doing here? How?"

"Do I LOOK like I know? Shit that, I wanna know what's going on." I said, pointing to the woman in the corner.

"I thought...but....aren't you in Fairy Tail?" asked Lion, as he pointed to a giant crystal with my face all over it and poor Lucy....Oh geez, Lucy crying beside 'me'.

"You were spying on me? I am appalled." I said.

"I don't think that's the main issue right now!" he replied, "It seems your spirit was sent here.....strangely. It looks like we will have to look into that later, but right now....we're trying to make a deal."

"A deal? For what?"

"Well you're supposed to be dead." said Fish. Wow. Harsh much.

"We are getting the spirit over there to release the curse...but she will be released into the Human World and will have a share of Leo's powers. Sadly, he is agreeing on his part because....this is all his fault, according to him. I keep telling him it was an accident...." said Mustache.

"Wait wait wait, let's straighten things out. One, that is not touching me. Two, I want to know how Lion King is related, and Three....I want to know if I can give her a free plastic surgery on her face with my fist." I said.

"Okay, now let us answer those. One, she doesn't touch you, but it's for Lucy's sake...think of it that way. Two, can we explain this later when Lucy is around,....maybe, and Three....yes, yes you may do that while my back is turned and I pretend that I did not hear such words."said Mustache, sassing me.

No one sasses me. I am the sassy person here...not anyone else.

Regardless, I looked at the situation. Well it doesn't affect me anyhow....but now the real question is: Why am I standing here as if I was never cursed?

"That I do not know." said Old guy, "Btw, I read minds. I'm Spirit King."

"Did he just say 'Btw'?" whispered a voice.

"I think so." replied another.

"Oi Oi, can we get moving please?"

I was irritated enough, and her squeaky voice just made everything a whole lot worse. Glaring at her (I secretly wish looks could kill), I moved closer to her.

"Hurry up with this."

"Are you sure...lover boy?" she asked, a sly smile on her fish-lips, "Let me take my powers first."

Tiger (Lion=Tiger. Smart, right? I, Sting-kun...is smart) walked up to her and released her chains. As they fell to the ground, Spirit King went closer and did some magic shit. I couldn't care less about what was happening, I was too focused on Lucy's face on the screen.

I heard Tiger's pained voice from the transferring, and I winced. I wonder if I get to go through pain too.... T.T

"Okay, do you feel alright?" asked Spirit man to Lioness (I found another word!), "Don't worry, we'll help you get stronger."

"I'm fine, it's compensation."

"Now now, are we all ready to release the curse?" she asked, stretching. Ew. Who wants to see that stretch?

"Fine! Now hurry it up before I hit-"

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Her lips crashed onto mine as she held my face. I staggered back with surprise, my hands trying to keep my balance.

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What the actual fuck.

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"Sting??!!"

....

WHY WAS LUCY FUCKING HERE NOW. Wait.

WHY AM I SUDDENLY IN THE GUILD NOW WITH A FREAKING GIRL KISSING ME AND SOMEHOW ALL THE OTHER FUCKING SPIRITS AROUND ME.

The girl pulled away, looking at me with hungry eyes. Umm...Okay. I'm gonna get raped, I swear.

Kids, if I do.... just know I lost my virginity to a crab a looong time ago. Not to this old hag. Please, just think of it that way.

"Now, we're all free! See you around...." she laughed, skipping off.

I was still dazed by the sudden kiss. Somehow I ended up back in the guild...and the other spirits too. Why. Oh Why. And the worst part is...EVERYONE saw that rape-kiss. Imma cry.

"W-Wha....umm....I....s-seriously...uh..." stammered Lucy, lost for words.

"Let me explain....okay? Please don't freak out...." I said calmly.

"No, let me explain." said Leo.

"BITCH I SAID I WAS DOING THE EXPLAINING. Let me look cool for once! Shit." I said quickly, kicking him to the side.

"Ha..." said Lucy.

"Look, I don't know how but apparently I was sent to the spirit world with my body still here and the woman was there too and they were discussing how they were gonna help and she was to be let loose but she took some of Loke's powers and then she had to release my curse and honestly in the next split second I was kissed and I didn't know how it happened but please do forgive me I mean i'm alive and well ain't that the good thing so whatever you do let me say I did not cheat on you I would never so-"

I was kissed again, but this time, it was by the girl I loved....not some wrinkly skank who thought she could lay her hands on *glitter* me! *sparkles*

"I understand...even though it was so jumbled I totally understand..." she said, tears in her eyes, and looking at me. I hugged her back, but then I remembered something.

"Also, senseeeeiiii Loke's in trouble~" I sang, as the spirits pointed fingers at Loke. Hey, Spirit King disappeared.....huh, guess he can't stay here, can he?

"Umm...Lucy...you see, this was kind of my fault." he said, looking down. Ha, although I don't know what he did, he is sooo gonna get it.

"It's not really his fault, but he insists, princess." said Virgo.

"It is. You see....quite some time ago....a long time ago, actually...humans here had myths about the promise spirit. When they thought she disappeared, in truth, we actually imprisoned her. When she returned....." he said, trailing off.

"Yeah?" asked Lucy.

"I was actually the one who set her free. She said she was good now and all that but I was fooled. I don't know how. I didn't tell you before because I was afraid that you'd maybe thought I was a traitor....and terminate my contract...." he said softly.

HA. What he did was so bad. I bet Lucy's going to kick the hell out of him-

"Poor you! It's alright, you just need a hug!"said Lucy cheerfully, as she squeezed the life out of him.

WHAT.

NOT FAIR!

"Oh, so he get's a hug and I only get a kiss?" I said under my breath, "You're so unfair."

Everyone turned to me, an amused expression on my face. Lucy laughed...but then looked confused.

"Wait, one more thing....how come you were alright in the Spirit World? And you were supposed to be...um...dead by then...I think..." she said.

"Oh....I figured out what was wrong." I said, a sheepish look on my face, "It's no wonder how I thought I felt these feelings already."

"What was wrong?"

Embarrassed, I tried to smile it off with a big grin.

"Turns out, I had a fever at that time, total coincidence!"

And that was the last thing, I, the Great Sting Eucliffe said, before I died by a ferocious attack from Lucy's kicks.

R.I.P

STING EUCLIFFE

THE END

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______________ WOOPS Wasn't that an ending?! Fantastic, right? Yah, I know. Poor Sting, he's dead. T.T

Lucy's attacks can be fatal, can't they? That's why whenever you're sick and you know why....please do not hesitate to tell anyone who is worried to death.

BYEEE.

~Grace :)

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