If the mirrors on the wall are portals to other worlds, maybe thats why every time I see myself in one, the reflection that is looking back at me seems to me like a monster from earth 184. 

Like its one of those funhouse mirror on a carnival that make me seem bigger than I actually am. My nose wider, my lips smaller or my stomach squishier.

Some days its hard to love myself so I decided that the mirror can go fuck itself.