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A long beep sounded from Alice and she collapsed onto the floor. "Uuhhhhh.... What?" I was dumbfounded. This, this had never happened before...

I looked around at them all and picked up Alice very slowly, and dragged her into the bathroom, locking the door.

I took the necklace thing from her hand and looked at her. It looked like a key for a wind up doll? I felt her back, and went up to her neck. I found a little hole, hidden by her hair. I pushed the Key in and twisted it. Alice twitched slightly, and I saw the blue glow come back in her eyes. She looked hungry....

"Sun...." She whimpered. Ohh, right! She needs sunlight to live! Ah, crap. It was so wintery there wouldn't be sun for weeks. Alice sat up, looking more tired and depressed then usual. "Yuki? Wh-" she sneezed and ketchup pieces flew out of her nose. Her eyes widened and she stayed still for a few moments.

She than shook her head "yuki, why is your hand blue?"

I looked at my hand. It was normal. "Um... Let's go back and see angel..." I said, backing away from her slightly. We went back into the living room. Angel jumped me.

"Yuki!! Is it true that your supposed to eat every day?! Wouldn't you explode!?!" She seemed shocked.

"What?! Uh, yeah, most people do." I said.

Kile jumped up and grabbed me, then returned to sitting, with me in his lap. "I'll hug you forever..." He whispered into my ear.

"Wow!! Stalker alert!!" I said loudly. He hugged me tighter. "Aahhgg!! Lemmy go!! I'm not a stuffed animal!"

"Ha!" Alice was looking at me smugly. "Mighty wolf, taken down by a mere human! Don't make me laugh, weakling! Ha! Ha! Ha!" She said dramatically.

"Well we can't all be like you now can we little miss immortal!!?" I retaliated. Alice smirked and sat down on the couch, dragging angel with her.

"Weren't you dead..?" Mal said.

"What? What?! Yuki? Yuki where are we? Why are there so many people? WHY HAVEN'T YOU KICKED THEM AND ERASED THEIR MEMORY?" Alice said to me.

"I did! But Buffy grabbed me before I could get him and this weirdo hugging me!!" I protested, squirming in kiles grasp.

"So what other foods are there besides apples cookies and soups?" Angel butted in. "I think I'm hungry. My stomach growled at me..." She said, looking worriedly at her stomach. "It won't, eat me will it..?"

I tried to hold in my giggles. "No, no sweetie. You'll be fine." Every one was giving us such big glares... I jumped up not giving them a second of warning, and knocked jay, creeper, nerd, and mal in the head!

Buffy and kile saw it coming, and dodged it spectacularly. "Danngit!!" I yelled, and charged them. Buffy grabbed my arms and held me in place, while kile giggled.

"YOU. YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T DO THAT. YOU LITTLE BRAT!!" He yelled at me, looking at his fallen family.

"Well!! It's like a restart button!! If I mess up then I can kick you in the head and restart!!" I struggled against his freakishly buff arms. Stupid gym addict.

"Giiiirl, you've got issues..." Kile said in that weird girly accent. I glared at him and he giggled.

"Ahem..." Alice said. Kile ran to her and hugged her. Alice gave him a death glare. I could almost see her aura of depression and his aura of idiocy fighting for dominance. Kile won. Alice hung her head in irritation and gave up.

"Mmmmm!!" Angel whined, and wrapped her around kiles neck. "I wanna hug toooo!"

"Angel! No hugging strangers!" I whined.

She frowned. "I'm sorry... I broke That rule a few times..." She slid of kile and sat on the floor, looking up at me like a sad puppy.

"I, wait, no.. No, I'm not mad, I..." Oh god why is she so cute... This is not good for the heart.. I looked At Alice, but she was still defeated by kile.

"So Yuki, how are we getting out of this??" Alice asked in an angry voice.

"Um.." I looked at Buffy and kile. Shoot.

"Yukiiii!" Angel chirped. She ran over to me and and shoved something in my hands. "This was behind the large green poof!"

"The– the what?! You, you mean the couch..?" I said, then looked into my hands. Oh god. She had handed me a nice of bread that was so moldy, it was completely fuzzy and blue. "Eewww!!!!" I yelped and threw it to the side, shaking my hands.

"Ah!! See!! I told you your hand was blue!!" Alice exclaimed, but somehow still managed to look depressing.

"Wait, but that was like, 10 minutes ago? How'd you–" I asked, but was interrupted by her sneeze.

"Ah-chew!!" She sneezed like a baby animal. Heh! Alice looked up and stared into space with a confused expression. "OK, what the hell did you do to me yuki?!"

"What? Me?" I said, taken aback.

"Yes you! Worst robot fixer herself, using ketchup of all things!! I keep seeing random things, hallucinations!! Your fault!!" Alice said, seeming a bit irrational. I had noticed she'd been getting more moody, but I chalked that up due to lack of sun... Wait, when was the last time we'd seen the sun?

"Ok, even if I had wanted to sabotage your system thing, I couldn't have! I was more concerned with keep in you alive, you know?? I followed your ever order! You never specified what to use as a gear lubricant!" I insisted.

She glared at me. "Can Alice tell the future now?" Angel piped up.

".....what." Me and Alice replied to her sujestion.

"Well, you said she told you hour hand was blue before it was, so, maybe ketchup makes alice see future things?" Angel said innocently, like a puppy waiting for a pat on the head.

"Oh shoot." I said to myself. That could be correct....

"Wait so that would mean at some point were going to fall through a floor to a creepy black castle, and were going to go to a cotton candy house?? No way." Alice shook her head.

I leaned over and whispered to her. "Ok I just remembered by Buffy and kile are both right there, so wee need to think of something to get us out of this quick because we've already revealed to much."

Alices eyes widened. She nodded. We heard a yelp.

Angels foot was poking over from behind the couch. "Don't sit on the top! You fall" she told us.

Ok, so I give all people who read this permission to hate/curse/try to find and destroy me because I DESERVE IT IM SORRY I TOOK LIKE A YEAR TO UPDATE THIS. I just reread it, and now I know how danisnotonfire feels when watching the first video he made... Its funny though, because I wrote this story, it is appealing to me in every way possible. But yeah, again, sorry for being late as a turtle wearing shoes made of gum waking with a ten ton weight on its back across the Sahara desert.

I've also been going off on tangents in my mind about this story. Difrent times, difrent places, and situations? Like I've decided that alice laughs when yuki gets hurt. And that yuki is afraid of butterfly's. And that angel gives off pheremones that make people feel the need to protect her, but that doesn't come until later on!

Again sorry. I am worst updater. Just shoot me o(╥﹏╥)o