"STOP SQUIRMING YOU'RE MAKING IT WORSE!"

"IT'S KINDA HARD WHEN ITS LITTLE CLAWS ARE DIGGING INTO MY FLESH OWWWWWW!!!!!!"

Lindir was trying his absolute hardest to remove the turtle from Phoenix's back, but the little guy would NOT let go.

Meanwhile, Piper and Caladhiel were watching and trying to figure out why their friend was so afraid of a small turtle.

"I believe he has herpetophobia, a fear of reptiles and amphibians." Piper stated matter-of-factly.

"No way, it's turtlephobia." Caladhiel argued.

"That's not even a real phobia!"

"Says who?"

"I do!"

"Are you a phobiologist?"

"A what?!"

"One who studies phobias."

"That's not a real thing either!"

"Just goes to show that you aren't one."

"Caladhiel!"

"I DID IT!!!!!"

Lindir shouted in triumph as the turtle was detatched from Phoenix's back, unfortunately Lindir had been pulling a little too hard and the turtle went soaring through the air, a look of pure glee on its little turtle face and oh my gosh it's so CUTE!!!!!

JUST IMAGINE IT WILL YOU?!?!? A CUTE LITTLE TURTLE FLYING THROUGH THE AIR WITH A LOOK OF GLEE!!!!

*cough*

Back to the story,

Jayden and Jenrail had finally caught up with Phoenix only to watch as the turtle went soaring over their heads with all his legs spread out.

"PITA!"
Jayden screamed her turtle's name.

Peeta: Someone say my name?

What?! Get out of here! This doesn't concern you!

Peeta: But she said my name.

She was talking to the turtle! Now go away!

Peeta: Someone ate a bowl of grumpy for breakfast.

GO AWAY BEFORE YOU LOSE ANOTHER LEG!!!!

Peeta: *flees in terror*

Sheesh...

Jayden and Jenrail raced after Pita-

Katniss: Did someone say Peeta?

OH MY GOSH THIS IS NOT A HUNGER GAMES FIC NOW GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE I WRITE ONE MYSELF AND KILL OFF EVERYONE YOU LOVE!!!!

Katniss: *flees in terror*

Why do other fictional charters think that they can just waltz in here whenever they like?

OK, back to the story.

Pita (THE TURTLE NOT THE BOY WITH THE BREAD) was about to crash onto the ground someone leaped into the air and caught him "football star" style and saved him from injury and possibly certain death.

That someone was Vili the dwarf, niece of Thorin and an expert at catching random flying objects.

"PITA!!!!" Jayden raced over to Vili and plucked her turtle from her hands.

"Uh, I'm assuming that this is your pet?"
Vili asked watching uncomfortable as Jayden cuddled her turtle.

"YES!!! AND YOU SAVED HIS LIFE! THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU!!!!"

"No problem...."

Vili didn't want to admit that she had actually been trying to catch a frisbee that had been thrown towards her which had long since flown past her and had hit Thorin in the head and of course he blamed the elves, not knowing that it was Gimli who had thrown it and after seeing Thorin throwing a fit had decided to hang out on the other side of the party and avoid him. for the rest of the night.

Meanwhile Jayden had walked off with Pita scolding him for running away (which is also physically impossible for a turtle to accomplish since they are slow) and then apologizing for being so harsh.

"And I thought that I was the only one with a flying pet." Vili said to herself not knowing that Jenrail was still standing there.

"You have a flying pet? Like a bird?" The shy hobbit asked curiously.

Vili laughed.
"No silly, I have a flying goat!"

Vili let out a sharp whistle and a familiar Meh! Meh! Was heard.

In an instant a little black goat was flying towards the dwarf and hobbit. Jenrail's eyes widened as the goat landed on the ground in front of her.

Meh! Meh!

"This is Foe Hammer." Vili introduced proudly.

"How can he, you know, fly?"
Jenrail asked still not really believing what her hobbity eyes were seeing.

"I uh, I actually have no idea."
Vili released her goat to do as he pleased, he soared into the air to seek out the love of his little goat life, Fabulous the elk.

Thranduil's precious elk was standing fabulously beside her owner, who was now arguing with Thorin who had accused him of throwing a frisbee at his head.

Foe Hammer landed beside her and waved a little hoof at her.

Meh! Meh! (Hello! You are looking fabulous this evening, heh heh, see what I did there? I called you "fabulous and your names is Fabulous?)

Fabulous didn't even look down.

Foe Hammer knew that it was time for Plan B

Meh! Meh! (You may not know this, but I am a huge fan of your work! Your performance in The Battle of the Five Armies was most extraordinary to say the least. I had auditioned for the role of one of the rams but I was too small for the part. But if you look closely you can see my second cousin twice removed as the ram that charges all the way to the left in the Extended Edition. Pretty big role all things considered.)

Fabulous tossed her head, fabulously of course.

Foe Hammer decided to go with a more "romantic" approach.

Meh! Meh! (Fabulous, you're beautiful.)

Fabulous stamped her hoof and snorted angrily.

Meh! Meh! (RETREAT)

Foe Hammer quickly flew off before things became violent.

Our love struck goat wasn't the only one having trouble expressing his true feelings towards one whom they loved.

"I AM NOT!!!! STOP SPREADING LIES ABOUT ME YOU MEDDLING WRITER!!!!"

"Es? Who are you yelling at?" Tatharel, the hobbit with an elvish name, asked staring at her best friend who was glaring at the sky.

"Oh nothing you'd understand."
Es grumbled not wanting to take the time to explain that she could break the Fourth Wall and knew that she and everyone else was in a fanfiction.

Tatharel glanced awkwardly at Pearl, Esmerelda's cousin, who only shrugged.

In that moment a familiar voice shouted, "Es! There you are, I've been looking everywhere for you!"
Frodo stormed up to them with Prisca tagging along beside him, she was hands down having the best night of her life.

"I'm just having fun at a party Frodo, geez who made you my guardian hobbit?" Es snapped.

"Goodness Es! What's gotten into you?"
Pearl asked, shocked at the usual easy going hobbit's change in attitude.

"Yeah," Tatharel added, "you've been kind of grumpy lately."

But Es was no longer listening, instead she was staring at Prisca who was staring at Frodo who was staring at Es.

"Frodo, who is this?" Es demanded entering "protective cousin" mode.

"Oh this? She's uh..."
Frodo turned to Prisca and asked, "What's your name again?"

"Prisca."

"Oh. She's Prisca."

"What is she doing following you around?"
Es narrowed her eyes suspiciously at Prisca, who was now feeling very uncomfortable.

"She was helping me look for you." Frodo replied.

"Hmmm......"

Es continued to stare Prisca down, honing all of her FWB (Forth Wall Breaker) powers in order to determine whether or not this new character would cause trouble in the future. Unfortunately she was only level 157 and her powers did not allow her to see that far ahead into the story.

So for now she settled for saying, "You know, she looks like she could be my sister."

"Your what?!" Prisca exclaimed, shocked by the suggestion.

"Are you alright Es? Have you had too much LS?"
Tatharel asked worriedly.

"No! Of course not, I just think we look alike that's all."

None of the hobbits said anything after that when suddenly Frodo's face lit up and a mischievous grin appeared.

"Oh Esmerelda, guess who's coming?"
He asked tauntingly.

"Who?"
Before Es could turn around a soft voice came from behind her.

"Hey Esmerelda."

The hobbit gritted her teeth and resisted the urge to growl.

Mentally throwing daggers at Frodo, she muttered "Hello Legolas."

Amused and knowing looks passed between the four other hobbits. News of Legolas' love for Esmerelda had spread throughout Middle Earth like wildfire thanks to Facebook and devoted Legorelda shippers much to Es' frustration.

"What are you doing here Legolas?"
Esmerelda asked dryly.

"I brought you some punch," Legolas said offering her a glass of strawberry punch.
"Pippin ruined all the other flavors they had, but I managed to save this for you, I know it's your favorite."

Before Es could say something rude and snarky the last people she wanted to show up in that moment showed up.

"AWWWWWW, THAT IS SO SWEET!!!!!"
Caladhiel gushed.

"They are so cute together!"
Added Piper grinning happily.

There was a bright flash as Phoenix took a picture of the two.
"That's another one for the Legorelda album."
He announced triumphantly.

As the hobbits burst out laughing, save Esmerelda of course, Legolas glared at his brother.
"Come on guys, you know that she hates this."

"Isn't it so sweet how much he cares about her?"
Pely the elf asked sighing.
"If only she could return his love."

"OK DOES NOBODY SEE ANYTHING WEIRD ABOUT THIS?!?!?"
Es shouted getting very frustrated and very annoyed.

"No not really."
Frodo said.

"OH FOR THE LOVE OF MAEDHROS IT IS SO OBVIOUS!!!! HOW ON MIDDLE EARTH CAN AN ELF BE IN LOVE WITH A HOBBIT?!?!?! ESPECIALLY WHEN THAT HOBBIT IS ME?!?!?!"

"It's cute."
Caladhiel shrugged.

"IT IS NOT CUTE!!!! IT'S WEIRD!!!!!!!"

No one seemed to care.

Esmerelda groaned and stormed away from the group, just as she was leaving Piper called out, "Don't forget that you still owe him a date!"

"AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Legolas, feeling slightly uncomfortable with the situation, looked down at his hand and noticed something.
"Huh, she took the punch."

Phoenix, Caladhiel, Piper, and Pely all shouted at once "SHE DOES LOVES HIM!!!!!!"

That was what inspired Legolas to awkward sidestep out of frame.

In the distance you could hear Pippin, Fili, and Kili screeching at the top of their lungs: "MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNN EEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEENNNNNNNNIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNGGGGGG STAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRR SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNEEEEEEEEEES DOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWNNNNNNN UPOOOOOOO-"

*song is abruptly ended by Merry screaming and tackling all three singers and securely tying them up somewhere away from the party*

Little did Merry know that by the time this chapter was finished the three had already escaped and were off to cause more ear shattering damage.

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And here's chapter two! Apparently I was mistaken and it will be in the third chapter that the party ends!

I believe that I have everyone introduced now and I look forward to writing the next chapter!

Also, thank you all for your never ending encouragement and support! I wouldn't be able to write this story without you guys!

Alright I'm out.