"YOU TWO ARE DEAD!!!! YOU BOTH CRASHED MY SECOND BEST SPACESHIP AND NOW YOU'RE GOING TO GET IT!!!!"

Phoenix couldn't help but pity poor Lindir and Pippin who had never been more terrified in their lives.

I mean seriously, everyone thinks that it would have been horrible it Sauron got the Ring back, or if Galadriel even got her hands on it.

But of Thranduil somehow got the Ring....

*shudder*

I don't even want to go there.

But it would make a pretty interesting fanfic wouldn't you agree?

Oh yeah totally.

Probably one of the scariest fanfics ever.

Completely terrifying.

Shall we get back to this fanfic?

Sure!

(A/N I apologize for talking to myself while writing. Won't happen again.)

Phoenix decided to save Lindir and Pippin some trouble by distracting his enraged father.

"Um dad? Shouldn't we try and find out where we are and how to get home?"

"I KNOW HOW TO GET HOME PHOENIX! NOW DON'T TALK TO ME OR ELSE I'LL-"

"Hey guys look!"
Pippin pointed at something and everyone turned to look at it.

Thranduil: What-

Lindir: The-

Phoenix: Mor-

Captain America: Language!

Phoenix: I was just going to say Mord-

CAPTAIN AMERICA: LANGUAGE!!!!!!!!

Phoenix: Ok geez.

"What is that thing dad?"
Phoenix asked looking at the giant.... flying.... "thing" that was slowly flying in the distance over some mountains.

The same sharp pain hit the back of Phoenix's head again and this time he let out a yelp of pain.

The others felt it too but only Thranduil didn't react. Why?
Because #jedimasterthranduil that's why.

"That's the evil I was sensing before I went to rescue you all."
Thranduil told them throwing his black Jedi hood over his head.

"We have to go after it and find out what it is."
Lindir and Pippin nodded and threw on their plain brown Jedi hoods. Although both were slightly more terrified than Thranduil was.

"Wait a minute- the four of us are going after that thing?!?!?"
Phoenixe shouted gesturing towards the flying thingy that was slowly disappearing into the distance.

"Yes we are. Time to complete your Jedi training Phoenix."
"BUT I NEVER GOT ANY TRAINING DAD!!!!"
"When the time comes you'll know exactly what to do."

Wishful thinking.

Phoenix knew that this whole thing was going to end in disaster.

Grudgingly he followed the others as they chased after the flying thing.

****

They were nearing the mountain range that the flying thingy disappeared behind when they came face to face with the last thing they had expected to see.

"Caneir! What are you doing here? You're supposed to be guarding Legolas!"
Thranduil shouted suddenly wearing normal elvenking clothes and not a Jedi robe.

Somehow Lindir and Pippin were also in traditional Middle Earthian clothes as well.

Phoenix: How the Mor-

Captain America: Language!!!

Phoenix: HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE?! THESE ARE MY PRIVATE THOUGHTS!!!

Captain America: You were thinking out loud.

Ed Sheeren: *sings* I'm thinking out loud.

Phoenix: Who the-

Captain America: LAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Phoenix: My gosh....

Ed Sheeren: *sings* OHHHHH MISTY EYE OF THE MOUNTAIN BELOOOOOOOOW

Phoenix: GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!!

"Are you alright Phoenix?"
Pippin asked noticing the elf's bright red face and clenched fists.

Meanwhile Thranduil was talking furiously with Caneir who was trying to explain why he was out in the middle of nowhere.

"I didn't know that he left! Those Rangers and hobbits showed up and he just went and followed them without as much as a word! I've been trying to find him and this is as far as I've got SO PLEASE STOP YELLING AT ME!!!"

"I'M NOT YELLING AT YOU CANEIR!!!!"

"YES YOU ARE!!!!!"

"NO I'M NOT!!!!"

"YES!!!"

"NO!!!!"

"YES!!!"

"NO!!!!"

"SPRINKLES!!!!"

"WHAT?!?!?!"

"HUH?!?!?!"

"WHO?!?!?!?"

"ALRIGHT THAT'S ENOUGH!!!!"
Lindir pushed the two elves apart and glared at each one bacl and forth until they had both calmed down.

"How long ago was this?"
Thranduil asked finally (more or less) himself once again.
"About a week ago. But I'm telling you Thranduil that these have been the craziest two weeks ever."

"Wait a minute."
Thranduil grabbed Caneir by the shoulders and leaned in uncomfortably close to Caneir's face.
"Did you just say two weeks?"

Caneir nodded, unsurr of what to do in that moment.

"HOW THE MORDOR COULD IT HAVE ALREADY BEEN TWO WEEKS?!?!"

Phoenix: Hey! Why didn't you stop him from saying that?

Captain America: If you think I'm stopping that guy from doing anything you're crazy.

Phoenix: Of course...

"Why is it so bad that two weeks have passed Thranduil?"
Pippin asked quietly taking pride in the fact that he was the only hobbit to be included in a group of elves.

"There's no time to explain! We have to get through those mountains right now!"

Suddenly Thranduil was back in his Jedi outfit and so were Lindir and Pippin. All three Jedi ran towards the mountain leaving a confused Phoenix and a very confused Caneir.

"What were they-"
"I'll explain on the way."
Phoenix groaned as they ran to catch up.
He didn't know why his father was so worried but he did know one thing.

Something BIG was about to go down.