Gandorf the Tie-Dye led them through the door to his secret laboraty and immediately they were blinded by a bright, white light.

"It burnssss! It burnssss usssss!"
Gollum shrieked while shielding his eyes.

"What the?! I THOUGHT I TOLD THE EXTIRMINATIR TO GET RID OF YOU!"
Gandorf shouted and pointed a pool noodle at Gollum.
"YOU SHALL NOT SPLASH!"

Deciding that he would have a better chance at survival if he didn't stick around with a crazed wizard Gollum slunk back into the shadows from whence he came.

Meanwhile the company watched Gandorf with awkward glances and were serioisly debating on whether or not they should join Gollum in hiding.

"Alright my friendz, are you all redy to see what I hav bin working on hear?"

"Um Gandorf? Do you talk like that on purpose?"
Ithilwen asked starting to get pretty annoyed with the way Gandorf spoke.

"Do you hav a problem with the way my dialog is wrote?"
Gandorf leaned in close until he was uncomfortably close to her face.

Ithilwen wisely said nothing and Gandorf sighed in contentment.
"Seriously you guyz reely need two get this one under control. She iz absolutely crazee."

Ithilwen muttered under her breath but by then no one was really paying attention to her or Gandorf because they were too busy looking at the wonders of the lab.

"What is all this stuff Gandorf?"
Jenrail's eyes were wide in curiosity as she took in all the shiny machinary.

"This iz whare I make
danosaurs."
Gandorf replied proudly.

"Wait a minute- YOU'RE THE ONE WHO MADE ALL THE RAPTORS?!"
Piper exclaimed.

Gandorf nodded.
"Yup."

"How is that even possible?"
Caladhiel asked in shock.

"Wel my deer elf, it iz quite simpal,"
Gandorf paused for a moment and leaned in to hear him explain how he created dinosaurs.
"I can becauze I am a boss."

Dark sunglasses suddenly appeared on Gandorf's face and big white letters showed up that said, "Deal With It."

Once all that vanished Gandorf gave everyone leave to explore his laboraty.

"But don't tuch n-ething!"
He shouted after them.

Jenrail was with Jayden (who had finally gotten over the loss of her bread) and were studying a glass cage with baby dinosaurs in them.

"These are baby Raptors."
Jenrail pointed out.
Turning to Gandorf who was walking past she asked, "Do you make any other dinosaurs besides Raptors?"

"Why would I want to make anything besides Raptors? Besides, these are no ordinary Raptors."

Gandorf pressed a button on the side of the cage and all of sudden music started playing and the Raptors began busting out into some crazy awesome dance moves. They also were wearing hats, gold chains, and sunglasses.

Then they started singing.

"Yo! We're Raptors and we're here to say; we be dropping these tracks every single day."

"We may be carnivors but we can be so much more! Just listen to us sing as we own this rapping
thing."

"We can never be beat, because we're just too stinkin' neat. So don't even try or else you're going to die."

"Because at the end of the day we are still Raptors, and Raptors are carnivors, so yeah. Deal with that."

The music stopped and the baby Raptors turned back to normal.

"Iz that not the coolest thing?!"
Gandorf asked the two hobbits excitedly.

"Uh..."
Jenrail had no comment.
"THAT WAS EVEN COOLER THAN THE TIME FRODO LOST A FINGER!"
Jayden shouted which caused everyone to send weird looks her way.

Jayden's face turned red as she lowered herself out of frame.

"What else do you have in here Gandorf?"
Piper asked.
"More Raptors why?"
Gandorf answered suddenly appearing beside Piper which made her jump.

"Hey guys, not that I can hear what's going on, but we shouldn't we focus on getting back to the others?"
Theafandir wasn't impressed with the rapping Raptors (because he couldn't hear them and even if he could he still wouldn't have been interested) and was ready to leave the mountain and rejoin Amarea.

"What others?"
Gandorf popped up behind him but didn't scare him since he couldn't hear his voice so that made him sad.

"We were traveling with several other elves and a hobbit-wizard named Amarea."
Caladhiel explained.

Gandorf's face lit up in shock and for some reason he whipped out his iphone and held down the home button.

"Siri, do I have anything on my to-do list today?"
There was a pause and a computerized female voice (that sounded a lot like he programmed it to sound like Galadriel) responded with:

Today you have to reorganize your sock drawer, debug your laptop, throw your cat into the dryer, feed Mashmish, send a thank you note to your grandmother for the new pants, pay off your electric bill before your water gets shut off again, teach band lessons to some dwarves at 3:30, and figure out why alternate versions of people in Middle Earth are suddenly showing up in the Shire and disappearing.

"Ok so I didn't miss them. Good."
Gandorf was about to put his phone away when-

You also have to meet with Amarea and her company in about thirty seconds.

"SIRI YOU ARE A PEACE OF JUNK!!!!! YOU NEVER TEL MEE WAT I NEED TWO NO!!!!"

Gandorf slammed his phone onto the ground and it shattered into pieces. Then he stomped on it several times, smashed it with a spiked mace, blew it up with some TNT, and finally threw it into Mt. Doom.

When he finished he only had about 15 seconds before he had to meet with Amarea and the rest of her company.

"Alright guys, I need you al two cloze your eyez, clik your heelz twogether three timez, and say- There iz no place like CGI."

"What?"
Everyone asked but Gandorf never answered because in that moment they vanished from the room and went two chapters ahead to wait for their turn in the story again.