*Everyone who was on ThunderPuff's airship crash onto ground and unintentionally land on Frodo*

"GETOFFGETOFFGETOFFGETOF GETOFFGETOFFGETOFFGETOFFGETOFFGETOFFGETOFFGETOFFGETOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!"
The poor hobbit shouted while his entire life flashed before his eyes.

"Sheesh! Calm down Frodo."
Merry rolled his eyes as he stood up and dusted himself off.

By then everyone was now standing just as ThunderPuff's airship went *KABLOOEY*

Debries and chunks of metal went flying and a massive explosion filled the air.

"It is over."
Frodo was suddenly covered in dirt and looked exactly like he did in Return of the King.

"Can we please stop reinacting things?!"
Arvanlyn shouted smacking the hobbit in the back of the head.

"You're just jealous that you didn't get to be there for the adventure of a lifetime."
Frodo huffed suddenly back to normal.

"Hate to break this to you Frodo,"
Phoenix started, "but everyone agrees that the scenes focusing on the Three Hunters are the best parts of your adventure."

Everyone else nodded in agreement while Aragorn and Legolas struck #coolerthanyou poses.

Meanwhile everyone who had been fighting off ThunderPuff's army of flying robot cats were now running over to their friends who they thought to be dead.

"I can't believe that all of ThunderPuff's robots stopped working when the ship exploded!"
Ayleen exclaimed looking at the now inactive bots in amazement.

"ThunderPuff likes Star Wars."
Lindir shrugged.

"It makes sense that he would end the battle Phantom Menace style."
Thranduil added still in cool Jedi form.

Es' eyes widened as she recognized yet another FWB. Before she could ask Thranduil turned to her and said,
"478"

Es gasped and nearly fainted from awe.

"I'm just glad that you guys blew up the ship before these flying cat bots could do any damage."
Caneir commented kicking one of them.

"And none of us died. That's good."
Luna added.

"None of us would die! There is absolutely no way any of us would ever die ever."
Pippin said, wondering why Es and Thranduil were coughing awkwardly and sending weird looks his way.

"Well one person died."
Piper said sadly.

"What? Who?"
Amarea demanded pushing her way to the front.

"Gandorf. He tripped over his beard and fell into some lava."
Caladhiel replied.

"That's um...."
Caneir scratched the back of his head while Suiadan coughed.

"Terrible."
Sims said flatly.

"Yeah, he'll be missed."
Phoenix said placing a hand over his heart.

"So anyway, where's ThunderPuff? Did you guys catch him while you were up there?"
Theafandir asked, though he hadn't heard the conversation he could guess what was going on.

Everyone looked at the people who had been in ThunderPuff's airship and watched as their faces all turned red.

"You didn't get him did you."
Thranduil said dryly.

Jayden coughed and Jenrail hid behind Aragorn who was using his ranger cloak to blend into his surroundings.
Am I thinking about a different kind of Ranger?

"We have a very good reason for not catching him."
Elena said as her mind raced to come up with a reason.

"There was a maze, a griever selling cookies, traps, Balcats, cages, ray guns, Boromir, explosions, it was crazy!"
Piper shouted waving her arms around for effect.

Those staring at them blinked and decided not to ask.

"That means he'll be back."
Arvanlyn growled.
"And that we'll have to deal with him, again."

"But until then Legolas, Phoenix, I have some news for you."

The two sons of Thranduil looked at their father in confusion.

"You two have grown into fine, independent ellons, and it's time for me to do something that I should have done a long time ago."
Thranduil said.

"He's up to something."
Phoenix whispered to Legolas who nodded.

"Legolas and Pheonix, I am kicking the two of you out of the
house."

"WHAT?!"
Both brothers shouted at the same time.

"Why on arda would you be kicking us out?! We're your own sons!"
Legolas' hands were clenched into fists at his sides.

"You two are old enough to live on your own and that's exactly what you are going to do. Besides, I have someone else to take care of now."

Phoenix's face scrunched up in confusion.
"What do you mean?"

"I'm adopting Varonwe as my son."

This time everyone shouted, "WHAT?"

"HE'S A GROWN MAN! AND A HUMAN! A MORTAL!"
Phoenix shouted.

"He's also quiet, obedient, and doesn't get on my nerves. Besides, in my eyes he is a child so it works."

The said person was watching this all awkwardly from a distance. He decided that now would be a good time to mysteriously vanish into thin air so that's exactly what he did.

"Well, I think it's safe to say that this adventure is over."
Es said smiling in satisfaction.
"ThunderPuff's plan was foiled, mostly everyone is alive, it's time for this hobbit to go home and enjoy some alone time."

Es started walking away and would have been gone if Pely hadn't grabbed her shirt collar and tugged her back.
"Not so fast Es! You have a date to get ready for, remember?"

"Date? What date?"
Es asked in confusion.

"You said that you would go on a date with Legolas when elves fly and both Lindir and Phoenix flew. It's time for your first date my friend!"
Caladhiel said smiling in pure delight.

(She ships them so hard)

Es however, was not happy in the slightest. In the most deadpan, emotionless way possible, she looked straight ahead and muttered: "Oh joy."

****

Epilogue

"So in that dimension you're a superhero?"
Es asked taking a gulp of her lemonade.

"Yup! I also happen to be apart of the greatest superhero team ever."
The girl replied taking a bite out of a cupcake.

"That's so cool. In this dimension I'm a hobbit."

"In my dimension Lord of the Rings is completely fictional. It's so cool that it's real! I have a friend who would love to come here and visit!"

"I'd have to figure out who your friend is in this dimension in order to bring her here."
Es set her now empty glass aside and stretched.
"The only reason I could bring you here is because you are me, but from a dimension where I am a superhero."

"So we're the same person?"
The girl asked in disbelief.

"Yup."
Es replied nodding.

"THAT MEANS I REALLY AM A HOBBIT! Wait until I tell Conner and Alexia! They'll never believe me."

"Speaking of that, I think I know who this "Conner" friend of yours is here in Middle Earth."
Es said.

The girl's eyes widened.
"Really? Who?"

Before Es could reply someone entered the room and stood awkwardly by the door.

"Um Es? What's going on?"

"Legolas! What are you doing in my lab?!"

"Whoa! That's Legolas? He looks taller in the movies."
The girl commented studying the elf.

"How do you know my name?"
Legolas asked the curly haired girl who looked almost exactly like Es in confusion.

"Don't worry about it. It's none of your business."
Es turned back to the girl and sighed.
"Sorry to cut this short, but I'm going to have to send you back to your dimension before things go crazy."

The girl nodded in understanding and stood up.
"It was nice meeting you Esmerelda. Next time you should come to my dimension and I can show you how cool of a superhero I am."

Es grinned.
"Once I figure out how this machine of mine actually works I'll be glad to! Bye me!"

The girl smiled and waved.
"Bye hobbit version of me! Bye Legless!"

The girl slipped her headphones back onto her head and stepped through the machine (which was the same machine that Es had built earlier) and disappeared back to her own dimenssion.

"What was that all about?"
Legolas asked approaching the machine.
"And what is this thing?"

"It was supposed to be a cloning machine, then it turned intona device that can bring in people from different dimensions."
Es explained as if that was supposed to make perfect sense.

"You can travel to other dimensions?"
Legolas asked, not entirely sure why Es would want to make a cloning machine in the first place.

"I can only bring in people from other dimensions."
Es explained.
"And to do that I have to enter the name of someone who lives here into the keypad and then select which dimension I want to bring in that said person from."

Es started laughing and Legolas looked down at her in confusion.

"You should have seen what happened when I brought Smaug in from another dimension! He wasn't even a dragon! He was a british guy with a coat and get this: In that dimension his best friend is Bilbo! But his name there is John, not Bilbo."

"Interesting."
Legolas said not understanding a word of what she was saying.

"By the way, what are you doing here anyway?"
Es snapped suddenly getting angry.

"I just came to remind you that you still owe me a date."

Es gagged and choked on an invisible cookie.
"Ugh, can it wait until the next book?"

"I don't know, how long will that take?"

"How should I know! And stop pretending that you know what that means because you don't!"

"Why do you not like me anymore Es? Before you knew that I liked you we hung out all the time."

"That's just it! We were best friends and then *poof* you come out and say that you have a crush on me. It's weird."

Legolas sighed.
"And there's nothing I can say or do that will make you change your mind?"

Es shook her head.
"Nope."

He sighed.
"You won't even give me a chance?"

"Nope."

"So you're just going to spend the rest of your life alone eating?"

"If that doesn't sound pleasant I don't know what does."

Legolas shook his head.
"Alright Es, I won't tell you how to live your life. But could you at least start treating me like a friend again?"

"No way stalker."

"Stalker?!"

"You walked right into my house without knocking! If that's not something a stalker does then I don't know what it!"

"I did knock and Merry let me in! He lives here to you know, after all he's your brother."

Es groaned and buried her face in her hands.
"I've gotta get my own place...."

Legolas decided that now would be a good time to leave before things got ugly.
"I'm going now. I'll see you later Esmerelda."

"Don't let the door hit you on the way out."
Es grumbled.

Once he left she stormed up the stairs and made a beeline for the kitchen.

Unaware of who was lurking down in her lab.

"Purrfect."
A familiar squeaky voice purred.
"This machine is just what I need to plan my revenge. Soon these pathetic beings will pay for ruining my plans."

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABAHABAHAHAHAHAHAGAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

The End?

****

Of course it's not the end! There was a question mark!

But yes, it is the end of this book.

Lord of the Rings: More Tales of Random Craziness and Humor

Is over.

Now it's decision time!

A few of you may have noticed that little "easter egg" at the end and may or may not be freaking out.

For those of you who didn't catch it I made a mild reference to my Marvel Chatroom/Story which is entitled: Stand Alone

Some of you have been waiting for the sequel to that story and I am just as eager to write it.

HOWEVER

Alot of you are probably wanting the next book in this series too, so here's the deal.

If you guys want I will go ahead and write the last and final book in my Tales of Random Craziness and Humor trilogy.

Or...

I will begin writing the sequel to Stand Alone which, some people will be free to join.

Now keep in mind that no matter what you guys decide (and the choice is completely up to you) I will not begin writing either story for awhile because for the next few weeks (possibly months) I am going to be working on my first official original fantasy triology that may be the start of my official writing career.

I will also be working on rewriting The Bonds That Tie so I am going to be busy busy!

So like I said, the choice is up to you guys and I want to say thank you all for reading and voting!

Your characters were all awesome and I'm sorry that not all of them got the same amount of page time.

If you want your character to reappear in the next book please let me know and I will reserve you a spot.

Thanks again for all of your support and I will see you all again soon!

Alright I'm Out.