"Are you sure that this is the place Amarea?"
Elena asked taking in the old, worn out log cabin on the mountainside with a look of uncertainty.

This couldn't possibly be the place where the wise, old guy lived. The one who supposedly knew how to stop the evil, mystery guy from destroying Middle Earth.

"Yes I'm sure!"
Amarea stated.
"In fact, he should be about to randomly appear right.... now."

A burst of white light (and a lot of confetti, streamers, and balloons) alerted what was left of Amarea's company that a certain tye-dyed wizard had arrived.

Yes folks, Gandorf is the guy who is supposed to know how to save Middle Earth.

I think it's safe to say that everyone is doomed.

"Guys! You're all alive!"
Pely exclaimed running to meet the half of the company that got left behind in the cave.

(A/N Just to clarify, Elena, Suiadan, Luna, Sims Winter, Pely, and Alassiel were the ones who escaped with Amarea. Ithilwen, Jenrail, Jayden, Theafandir, Livia, Piper, and Caladhiel are the ones who found Gandorf. You're welcome.)

The two halves of Amarea's company greeted each other happily (except Ithilwen didn't go anywhere near Elena) while Amarea began talking with Gandorf.

"We need your help Gandorf, someone is plotting to destroy Middle Earth and you are the only one who can help us defeat him or her."
Amarea explained hoping for some help from her fellow wizard.

"I thot that Middle Earth waz filled with warriorz, elves, and all that fun stuf. Why do you need my help?"
Gandorf asked (honestly not caring about their situation at all despite the fact that he lived in Middle Earth) as Amarea continued to try and convince him to help.

A voice suddenly shouted from the distance and everyone turned to see Fabulous strutting fabulously up the mountain path with Merry and Esmerelda riding on her back.

"So glad that we got a ride up here. Really beats walking."
Merry commented stretching his arms high over his head.

"And I'm glad that Sam offered to carry Frodo up the mountain."
Es added.
"Poor guy faints everytime he lays eyed on a mountain."

Just as Merry and Es slid off of Fabulous' back Sam came trudging up the mountain with Frodo on his shoulders. Both looked just like they did during the Mordor scene in Return of the King, even though they weren't anywhere near Mt. Doom.

"Merry! What are you guys doing here?"
Jayden ran up to them and Jenrail followed.
"Jenrail?! Jayden?!"
Merry exclaimed.
"I thought that you two were in the Shire!"

"We thought that you guys were in the Shire."
Jayden said looking at the four in disbelief.
"Why are you guys-"

"UGH, my legs are killing me!"
Aragorn appeared gasping for breath alongside Ayleen and Arvanlyn. Varonwe walked right past them and showed no signs of weariness after climbing up the steep mountain path.

"Aragorn?!"
Suiadan exclaimed as he ran over to help the Ranger to his feet.
"Do you guys have a reason for being here too?"

Aragorn nodded still trying to catch his breath.
"I'm *gasp* renewing *pant* my gym membership. *whew* I am out of shape."

"Right...."
Suiadan helped Ayleen up and was about to help Arvanlyn when she swatted his hand away.
"I don't need help from elves."

She stood up and Suiadan rolled his eyes. Ithilwen's eyes widened as Legolas finally appeared. He took one look at all of the assembled people and knew immediately that something bad was about to happen.

"Legolas!"
Elena ran over to him and wrapped him in a bear hug. Legolas staggered and nearly lost his balance. Ithilwen seethed in anger at the quote unquote "friendship hug" that Elena was giving Legolas.

Es (knowing exactly what was going on in the minds of Elena, Ithilwen, and Legolas as far as their secret crushes went) decided to step in and make things even more awkward.

She gave a sharp whistle at a frequency thay only hobbits could hear and at the same time all the hobbits (except Jayden and Jenrail) hugged both Elena and Legolas creating an awkward group hug.

"What are you guys doing?"
Legolas asked feeling very uncomfortable.

"Group hug. Don't act like you don't like it."
Es said winking.
"ALL OF YOU LET GO OF ME!!!"

Everyone jumped back and Legolas stormed off to stand beside Varonwe. Es winked at Ithilwen who had no idea what had just happened.

"Alwrite why are all of theze peapol in my yard?"
Gandorf demanded.

Before anyone could respond five more characters appeared, and one of them was a very angry and frantic Thranduil.

"FIRST OF ALL, NOBODY MOVE!"

Rule of Survival No. 1
When Thranduil tells you to do something just do it if you know what's good for you.

"SECOND OF ALL, LEGOLAS YOU ARE GROUNDED!"

"What did I do this time?!"
Legolas shouted but never got a reply from his father.

"THIRD OF ALL, WHERE IS FABULOUS?!?!?!?!?"

Fabulous trotted happily over to Thranduil who immediately began petting her and hugging her.

"Who's daddy's favorite elk? You are, yes you are my beautiful, wonderful-"

Thranduil stopped his baby-talk as he noticed everyone staring at him. Someone cleared his throat and Gandorf started giggling.

"Hey Piper! Caladhiel, what are my fellow Prank Masters doing here?"
Phoenix asked noticing his friends.
"We're trying to save Middle Earth."
Piper replied.

"Where have you been Phoenix?"
Caladhiel added.
"It's a long story."
Pippin answered for him.

At the sound of his best friend's voice Merry ran and tackled Pippin onto the ground and wrapped him in a bone-crushing hug.

"WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME FOR SO LONG?! DON'T YOU KNOW HOW I LONELY I GET WITHOUT YOU?!"

"Can't breathe..."

"What?"

"Can't breathe!"

Merry quickly released his cousin who focused on refilling his lungs with air.

"Could somebody explain to me what's going on please?"
Caneir demanded getting fed up with not knowing anything.

"I'd luv two!"
Gandorf announced and everyone who hadn't met him before looked at him as if he were an alien.

"The reesun that you are all hear iz beecuz the wurld iz abowt two end."
He explained looking pretty pleased with himself.

"WHAT?!?!?!?"
Everyone exclaimed.
Suddenly everything turned dark and a creepy, menacing laugh filled the air.

"The old dummy is right. Two weeks have passed and it is time to begin the destruction of Middle Earth! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"

"We're too late!"
Amarea shouted in horror.

"Too late for what?"
Frodo asked not knowing about the insane maniac who wanted to destroy Middle Earth.

"Too late to stop me! My plan is ready to be carried out, soon Middle Earth will be nothing but a wasteland of forgotten characters! MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!"

Everyone's hands went to their weapons (if they had one) as they searched for the source of the voice. Suddenly a bright screen flashed in the sky, showing the shadowed bad guy that appeared in The Quest Officially Begins.

"Why do you want to destroy Middle Earth? What did we ever do to you?"
Arvanlyn demanded glaring at the figure on the screen.

"All of you are unfit to exist any longer! And this Middle Earth is a pathetic place that needs to be destroyed, and I am going to do just thay because I can! AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHABABABABABBAHAHAHAGAHAGAHHAHAHAHAHSHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHSHAHSHSHSHHSHAHAHHAHAHAGAHIFYOUCANREADTHISYOUAREAWESOMEAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA-

*evil person's insane laughter causes the device that changes its voice to break and his actual voice is revealed, also his face is shown as well*

"Hahahahahaha- what the?! How could this have happened!"
A high-pitched squeaky voice shouted in rage.

Less then half of the group gaped in horror at the now visible figure on the screen.

"No way."
Es said backing up a few steps.
"This can't be happening."
Aragorn added in just as much shock as Es was.
"Is that, a cat?"
Phoenix asked scratching his head in confusion.

"THUNDERPUFF!"
Lindir shouted as the black, fuzzy kitten groaned.
"Yes, my former "owner," it is me. ThunderPuff."

"Wait, that's ThunderPuff?"
Elena asked Legolas in disbelief.
"He's so..."
Arvanlyn started.
"Adorable!"
Luna exclaimed and (since he was absolutely adorable) everyone started cooing and saying how cute he was.

"Stop this! Stop this right now!"
ThunderPuff demanded in a not very threatening way since his voice was real squeaky.

ThunderPuff hissed into his microphone and that got everyone to be silent.

"This is why I am destroying Middle Earth! Because none of you can take me seriously!"

"But you're just so cute!"
Jayden gushed.

ThunderPuff growled and slammed his little paw onto a large red button.

(A/N Our evil kitten is in the flying thingy that our Jedi friends saw earlier.)

A huge ray gun appeared out of the side of the ship and pointed immediately everyone stopped their baby-talk and whatnot.

"You might recall me mentioning that I had to eliminate several troublemakers before I began my destruction of Middle Earth, well a few more have been added to my list, and I plan on eliminating all of you now."

"Who are the troublemakers?"
Phoenix asked pretty sure that he was on the list just because he was Phoenix.

"I'm glad that you asked, because you are all conviently standing together in a clear spot for me to blast you all away."

Everyone stared at the group in horror. It consisted of Lindir, Legolas, Aragorn, Merry, Es, Phoenix, Jenrail, Elena, and Ihtilwen.

Before anyone could do anything ThunderPuff fired his weapon. There was a blinding flash of purple light and deafening crash.

Everyone shielded their eyes and once the light vanished and the smoke cleared they looked and to their horror, the people who had been zapped were gone.