Storms, Mountains, and Other Stuff
"We have to turn back!"
Suiadan shouted as rain pelted against his face.
"No! We're almost there!"
Amarea shouted from the front.
"We're all going to die!"
Jayden and Piper shouted at the same time.
"NO ONE IS GOING TO DIE!"
The moment Amarea said it a flash of lightning struck a mountain goat standing nearby and fried it to a crisp.
Everyone stared at it in horror.
"Ok so maybe he died but come on! It was a goat!"
That didn't make anyone feel better.
"Hehe... Lamb chops."
Caladhiel snickered.
"How can you laugh at a time like this?"
Luna shouted.
"I don't see anyone else trying to make light of a situation."
"WHAT AM I CHOPPED LIVER?!?!?"
Amarea shouted since Caladhiel and Luna were at the back with that one mysterious woman, Sims Winter.
(A/N ok whoever came up with that name is a genius. I love it and you have earned my respect)
Eventually Amarea grew annoyed with everyone's complaining so she had everyone take shelter in a perfectly normal and perfectly safe cave.
Jenrail was feeling very miserable. She was cold, wet, and completely regretting her decision to come on this long horrible trip.
So what if there was an evil bad guy who wanted to take over Middle Earth? There were others way more qualified to save it than her!
She sighed and sat down by Jayden who was hanging out with Luna.
That Sims girl was there too. Not talking and staring out at the flashes of lightning. Piper was sitting in their small group too and so was Pely.
Jenrail barely knew anyone in this company. She knew Jayden and had talked with Pely for a little bit but everyone else was like a complete stranger to her.
There was a buzzing noise from Luna's direction and she groaned when she looked at her screen.
"What is it?"
Jayden asked nibbling on her bread.
"How am I even getting service up here?! Why can't she just leave me alone?! I can't help her!"
Luna grumbled putting her phone away.
"Who?"
Pely asked.
"You have service?"
Piper asked.
Everyone gave her a look.
"What? I want to check my Instagram."
Piper shrugged.
Luna sighed.
"It's this one hobbit girl, she keeps bugging me with her problems! Like what does she want me to do?"
"Are you talking about Esmerelda?"
Piper asked.
"You know her?"
Luna said in disbelief.
"Well, I'm acquainted with her. But I'm sure that Jayden and Jenrail know her better than anyone here."
"Not really."
Jayden admitted.
"She may be Merry's sister and I may be Merry's friend but I don't know her that well at all."
"Can we get back to what's bothering Luna?"
Sims asked speaking for the first time.
"You can talk?!"
Jayden exclaimed.
"Yes..."
Sims replied.
"Wow. That's amazing."
"Um guys? I'd like to know what Luna's problem is."
Pely said quietly.
"Ok so-"
Luna began to explain the situation that you've all heard before so I'm not going to mention it again.
"Ooh! I have an idea! Give me your phone."
Luna handed Piper her phone and she furiously began typing away at the keypad.
"There. That should solve her problem."
She handed the phone back to Luna who looked at it in confusion.
"There's no text, what did you do Piper?"
"I sent her a PM on Instagram. I also posted an elfie, liked some photos, and tagged all of you guys in a group photo I took when none of you were looking."
"Great."
Luna said rolling her eyes and putting her phone away.
"So what did you tell her?"
Sims asked curiously.
"I told her to clone him."
"YOU TOLD HER TO WHAT?!?!?"
Luna, Sims, Jayden, Jenrail, and Pely exclaimed.
Everyone else in the cave gave them a funny look and then went back to their business.
"Why would even suggest something so ridiculous?"
Sims asked shaking her head.
"What? More Legolases means more hapiness. Am I right or not?"
"No."
They all said at once.
"Eh, it was worth a shot."
Piper shrugged.
"What will Legolas do when he finds out that he's going to be cloaned?"
Jayden asked.
"How should I know? I was just giving her a suggestion. Now if you'll exscuse me I'm tired and I'm going to go to sleep. Goodnight!"
Pely yawned and stretched her arms.
"I think I'm going to rest too. Night guys."
Everyone else thought that this was a good idea as well and one by one everyone fell asleep.
Except for Jenrail.
She couldn't shake the feeling that she's seen this somewhere before. A company of fourteen, led by a mysterious wizard, a reluctant hobbit, a storm, a mountain, resting in what appears to be a safe cave...
Jenrail gasped as the realization dawned on her. THEIR ENTIRE ADVENTURE WAS A RIP OFF OF THE HOBBIT!!!!
Before she could wake everyone up and tell them the floor started shaking.
That's not good.
She was about to warn everyone but it was too late. The floor opened up and they all went falling into the ground.
They all landed in a pile on the ground and Jenrail began to panic. She knew all about Bilbo's adventures and knew what happened after they all fell into the mountain, she braced herself for goblins but they got something else instead.
Something much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much worse.
Jenrail could hear them before they even arrived. She could hear their claws clacking against the stone ground, could hear the strange noises that they made.
Two appeared around the corner and let out their reptilian roars.
Yes my friends, it was time for another crossover.
Because what was coming towards them was no orc or goblin, but Raptors.
Fellow Readers, my dear fellow Writers, welcome...
To Jurassic Middle Earth.
Coming soon in about two days.
***
*conversation that took place earlier*
Queen of Pranks
Hey Es! I heard that you were in a pickle jar of despair
Ez_da_Cupcake
Yup. How'd you know?
Queen of Pranks
Luna told us. Anyway, I may have the solution to your problem
Ez_da_Cupcake
TELL ME!!!!!!!
Queen of Pranks
Calm down Es! Are you ready to hear my plan?
Ez_da_Cupcake
I am desperate
Queen of Pranks
Ok, my plan is too...
Clone Legolas
Ez_da_Cupcake
Clone Legolas?
Are you serious?
Queen of Pranks
Come on Es! It's such a simple solution! Get two more Legolases and your problem is solved!
Ez_da_Cupcake
That
Is
Absolutely
The
BEST IDEA EVER!!!
Queen of Pranks
Why thank you my friend.
Ez_da_Cupcake
Well I'd better go build a cloning machine. Thanks Piper!
Queen of Pranks
No problem! Good luck Es!
*present time*
Es put the finishing touches on her cloning machine.
"Perfect! Time to clone an elf."
Es paused and tapped her chin with her index finger.
"Let's see, I can do this the realistic way, where I use proper fake science to do this. Or I can do this the unrealsitic makes no sense way and get this over
with."
Es shrugged and pressed a random button on the machine.
"I prefer the easy things in life. Especially when it comes to cloning blond elf archers."
She waited a few seconds for the machine to do its job and suddenly a sharp Ding! was heard.
It's done!
Es watched suddenly wearing a white lab coat and safety goggles. A tall figure stepped out of the machine that looked like Legolas, but was not Legolas.
"Who the Mordor are you?"
Es asked lifting her goggles off of her eyes.
"Who are you? And where am I? How did I get here?"
The man that looked alarmingly like Legolas but wasn't had dark hair and was dressed like a pirate.
"I asked first. Now who are you?"
Es demanded.
"Will Turner. Now who are you?"
This "Will" guy asked.
Will Turner? I feel like I've heard that name before...
Es tried to figure out why a pirate version of Legolas was standing here instead of another Legolas when (thanks to the narration) it hit her.
"I get it now! But first I want to test my theory. So back into the machine you go!"
Before Will could say anything about it Es shoved him back in the machine and randomly slapped and pressed a bunch of buttons.
When she finished she watched the door and waited.
Now either another Legolas would come out proving her cloning machine a success, or something else would happen that would confirm her theory.
Ding!
Another guy stepped out and it certainly wasn't Legolas, but another guy who looked like him but had short, dark hair.
"What the Modor?! Dude you look just like Legolas after Phoenix cut his hair."
"Phoenix? Who's that?"
The man asked looking around in confusion.
"I'm asking the questions here buddy."
Es said crossing her arms.
"Now state your name please."
Still confused the man began to answer with, "Orlan-"
But was cut off when Es suddenly shoved him back into the machine and slammed some more buttons.
She sank onto the floor and sighed in relief.
"I don't know WHAT that was, but it could have been bad."
Es stood back up and inspected her cloning machine.
No, it wasn't a cloning machine.
Es couldn't believe what she had accidently created.
I created a gateway to different dimensions!
Instead of running further tests on her device Es decided to celebrate by eating an entire cookie pizza by herself.
Unaware of how important her machine would be later on.
****
Special thanks to weasleyvibes for giving me-
I mean Es, the idea to clone Legolas! Which ended up leading to...
Something else.
Anywho, hope you all enjoyed this!
Alright I'm out.
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