Pranks, Missing Persons, And Other Stuff
"Can we please slow down?"
Jenrail begged.
Amarea sighed and waited for Jenrail to catch up.
"Haven't you ever been on an adventure before Jenrail? We can't just "slow down" and rest!"
"I've actually never been on an adventure."
Jenrail replied rather impatiently.
"That's exactly why I chose you Jenrail. It's about time that you got out of the Shire and into the vast expanse of the world."
Jenrail looked at her skeptically.
"You chose me?"
Amarea nodded and removed her hood, revealing chesnut hair and dark blue eyes.
"You see Jenrail, I'm not some ordinary every-day hobbit."
Amarea glanced around to make sure that no one was listening and lowered her voice to a whisper.
"I'm actually a wizard."
Jenrail stared at her for a moment. She blinked once, twice.
"Really?"
Amarea nodded.
"Really."
"Really?"
"Really."
"Really?"
"Really."
"Really?!"
"REALLY!!!!"
(A/N By now the word "really" probably no longer seems like a real word. You're welcome.)
"Can a hobbit even be a wizard?"
Jenrail asked crossing her arms.
"Can a cupcake write stories?"
Jenrail was completely thrown off by the completely absurd question while Amarea spun on her heel and kept walking.
"Wait!"
Jenrail ran to catch up.
"So if you're a wizard, and I'm a shy hobbit who is set in her ways and doesn't want anything to do with adventures-"
"I'm going to set you and several others up for an adventure and you're all going to like it whether you do or not."
Jenrail was even more confused. Who else was going to be dragged off onto an adventure? She paused for a moment.
She didn't need to go on an adventure! She could around right now and-
Jenrail paused as a thought occured to her.
Would an adventure really be that bad?
The more she thought about it the more curiosity she felt about actually going on an adventure. She could see the world, explore new places, meet new people.
There's also a chance of death.
This pushed all positive thoughts of adventures far out of Jenrail's mind.
I've got to get out of here!
Instead of listening to her first impulse and turning around and going home, Jenrail continued to follow Amarea to Rivendell.
Because if she had turned around and gone home there wouldn't really be a reason to continue this story but you'll see what I mean later.
In the meantime enjoy this section seperator!
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"Is everything almost ready?"
Caladhiel asked.
"Almost!"
Piper replied.
"Just make sure that no one comes over here!"
Phoenix called out.
Caladhiel nodded and resumed her watch. So far no one had come outside or anywhere near their workspot. Everything was working out just-
Oh no!!!!
In the distance, walking towards them, was Suiadan.
"Guys! We got company!"
Caladhiel warned.
Piper and Phoenix exchanged a panicked look as Caladhiel scrambled down the tree she had been sitting in and onto the ground.
"I'll distract him you two keep working!"
Caladhiel ran out of the woods and unfortunately ran right into Suiadan.
"Oh! Sorry."
She straightened herself and tried her best to act casual.
"How's it going Suiadan?"
"Alright what are you three doing out here?"
Caladhiel laughed (a loud and painfully obvious fake one) and lightly punched Suiadan in the shoulder.
"What are you talking about? I'm the only one out here!"
"And I'm the King of Mirkwood."
Suiadan narrowed his eyes.
"Dad?! Is that you?!"
Phoenix suddenly burst out of the trees and froze when he saw Suiadan.
"Uh... Just kidding?"
Caladhiel face-palmed and Phoenix tried not to die from embarassment.
"I thought you said that you were the only one out here?"
Suiadan crossed his arms and glared at Caladhiel.
"I am! I mean- I didn't know that he was-"
Caladhiel decided that silence would probably be the best option right now.
"Uh, mister Sweetan?"
Phoenox said nervously.
"Suiadan."
"Right Suiadan. Um yeah, Caladhiel had no idea that I was out here and to be honest I have no idea why I thought that you were my father because he's in Mirkwood and nowhere near here and it's definetly NOT because I'm nervous because I'm NOT even though my sentences are all run ons andnowI'mtalkingreallyfastbecauseyouarenowwalkingoverhereandpushingpastmePLEASEDON'TGOBACKTHEREPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!"
Too late.
Phoenix and Caladhiel watched helplessly as Suiadan was about to completely expose all of their hard work.
Fortunately for them a big sub-plot was about to begin and just before Suiadan could see what they were doing two new characterd entered the story.
"Is this Rivendell?"
A frantic voice asked the elves.
Suiadan stopped in his tracks and Phoenix and Caladhiel let out sighs of relief.
"Yes, is something wrong?"
Suiadan asked.
"Is Aragorn here? We need to speak to him immediately."
The voice, which belonged to a woman, was fraught with worry.
"He's inside, I will lead you to him but first you have to tell me who you are."
"I'm Ayleen."
The woman said removing her hood.
"And this is Varonwe, we are both friends of Aragorn and we must speak to him now."
Suiadan nodded and led the two towards the house. Meanwhile Phoenix and Caladhiel nearly fell over in relief.
"Phew! That was close."
Caladhiel said.
"Way too close!"
Phoenix and Caladhiel went to rejoin Piper when Caladhiel asked a very serious question.
"Phoenix?"
"Yes Caladhiel?"
"Did you..."
"Yes?"
"Did you really think that Suiadan was your dad?"
Phoenix's face scrunched up and his hands clenched into fists while Caladhiel started laughing.
"He sounds a lot like him ok?! Geez it's not like you haven't ever mistaken anyone for someone else!"
Phoenix stormed back into the forest while mumbling under his breath. Caladhiel followed behind him and comoletely forgot about the two new characters that had arrived into the story.
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Inside the party was beginning to wind down.
NOT
Things had gotten completely out of hand when Lindir accidently chased the pig back into the house and somehow managed to bring more pigs in with him.
But it turns out that pigs are great to have at parties because their social skills are actually very decent. Sure no one could understand them at all but they were fun to have around.
That is until one of them took Jayden's loaf of bread which had caused her to take the broom that some people had been using to limbo and chase the pig.
While she had been attempting to take back her bread she had accidently smacked Frodo in the face with the broom which caused him to punch Sam in the stomach (another knee-jerk response) which caused the poor hobbit to crash into Merry who bumped into Losider who spilled his punch all over Legolas.
Instead of hearing out Losider's apology Legolas did the normal thing and tried to punch Losider who dodged at the last second causing Legolas to stumble and hit Gimli instead who immediately shoved him backwards knocking him into Aragorn who pushed him again and caused him to collide with Losider.
By then all four of them were shouting at one another and a fight could have been avoided if several immature elves hadn't started shouting, "Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!"
So ignoring all reason the four threw themselves into a cloud of grey smoke while stars and other asorted things that you see during an animated fight shot out accompanied by the occasional appearance of one of the four fighters.
By then Lindir, who had tried to drown his sorrows in some brownies and other sugary desserts started running around like crazy knocking into people causing more fights to break out and pretty soon all the boys at the party were all fighting.
Meanwhile Jayden was still chasing the pig who had stolen her bread and the other pigs were raiding all the food.
The girls were all watching with awkard glances at the fighters while Pippin had finally managed to reclimb the window.
Only to let himself drop again when he saw what was going on inside. And this was what Suiadan, Ayleen, and Bard saw the moment they entered the house.
The elf cleared his throat and said in the most calming way possible, "STOP FIGHTING!!!!!"
Everyone froze exactly where they were (except Lindir whobwas still running around laughing like a maniac) and looked over at Suiadan.
Jayden had thankfully managed to retrieve her bread and was now holding it close while Elrond (who had been about to throw a flower pot onto Glorfindel's head) straightened himself and tried his best to act natural.
"Suiadan, what is wrong? Who are these people?"
The elf lord tossed the flower pot away and it hit Lindir in the head as he ran by. Surprisingly it did nothing to harm the elf and he kept running.
"These are Ayleen and Varonwe, they need to speak with
Aragorn."
The man in question quickly stood to his feet and dusted himself off.
"Ayleen and Varonwe? What are you two doing here?"
He asked approaching them.
"Trust me, we wouldn't be here unless we had absolutely no choice."
Ayleen gazed at the destruction for a moment and then turned her attention back on Aragorn.
"Well what's wrong? What's so important?"
Ayleen glanced at Varonwe who nodded. She turned back to Aragorn and said, "Winston is in trouble."
This made no since to anyone except for Aragorn who gasped in horror.
"Winston's in trouble?!"
The two Dunedain nodded grimly.
"That idiot Winston! He's always getting himself into trouble!"
Aragorn immediately followed his two companions out of the room leaving everyone else standing around in confusion.
"Who's Winston?"
Merry asked.
"No idea...."
Elrond said slowly watching as the three left the house in a hurry.
Before anyone else could ask the sound of a firework being launched in the air made everyone from the previous book freeze.
"Oh Valar no."
Legolas said as he watched the firework shoot up into the sky.
"DUCK AND COVER!"
And just like that the firework went off and this chapter ended. Leaving everyone reading this story to sit and wait for the next chapter to see what actually happened.
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