(A/N Actually it was only five movies. He wasn't in Unexpected Journey)

"Well, I guess you could say this was an Unexpected Journey of events."

"Pippin, please stop. Your "puns" don't even make sense."

"This is probably The Last Goodbye."

"Pippin I swear if you don't shut your trap-"

"I'm glad that you're here with me, at the end of all things."

"Pippin..."

"Never thought I'd die side by side with elves."

"ARGH!!!! IF I WASN'T TRAPPED IN THIS FLOATY HOVER THING AND HANDCUFFED AND HAD MY LIGHTSABER I WOULD BEAT YOU INTO A-"

"Lindir, can we keep this PG please?"

Lindir groaned and lowered his head.
"Sorry Phoenix, but he's seriously starting to drive me nuts."

"Well sorry that telling bad puns and quoting is the one thing keeping my mind of my motion sickness."
Pippin snapped.

"Motion sickness?"
Phoenix and Lindir said at the same time.
"Yeah, being suspended in mid air by some kind of machine while being in a constant state of rotation is causing my stomach to feel sickly."

"Alright..."
Lindir said deciding that now would be a good time to stop talking.

"But seriously what is it with these things? I mean we're alreadt immobile and handcuffed so why do we have to be constantly spinning?"
Phoenix asked trying to keep eye contact with Pippin, which was impossible because they were both being slowly spun around in their prisons.

"Do you know who captured us Lindir?"
Phoenix asked. It still shocked him that Lindir of all people could be

1. Serious
2. Cool
3. A Jedi
4. Someone you would actually entrust your life to

Why didn't he act this way all the time? Now Pippin, he acted the same whether he was doing his Jedi thing or not.

"I have no idea who captured
us."
Lindir replied.
"Whoever it was I have a feeling that we're going to meet him or her very soon."

Phoenix sighed as they were forced to play the "Waiting Game."

He wondered if his father knew what had happened. Did anyone know where they were? Was help coming or were they doomed to whatever fate awaited them here?

A few hours passed and Pippin was once again growing bored. In fact they all three were.

"You guys want to play a game?"
Pippin asked.
"What kind of person plays a game while they're imprisoned on a strange planet by a stranger?"
Lindir snapped.

"A bored person. Now do you guys want to play a game or not?"
"I will."
Phoenix said.
"Knock yourselves out."
Lindir muttered.

"Ok I'll think of something or someone and you try to guess what or who it is."
Pippin explained.
"Ok."
Phoenix replied.

"Alright I'm thinking of something-"
"Toast."
Lindir said.
"Hey! No Jedi mind reading! And I thought that you weren't playing!"
Pippin shouted.

"I was bored."
"WHY YOU LITTLE-"
"Pointy ear smarty pants?"
"STOP DOING-"
"That."
"CAN I PLEASE JUST-"
"Finish my sentence?"
"THAT'S IT I'M DONE WITH-"
"You and your know-it-all attitude."

"ARRRRRGGGGGGGG-"
"HHHHHHHHHHHH"
"Seriously Lindir? I can't even finish my own scream of frustration?"
"Apparently not."

Pippin started muttering furiously under his breath and Phoenix decided that in that particular moment, playing a game was not the best idea.

***

A hooded figure walked up to the wreakage of what was once the spaceship that Lindir, Pippin, and Phoenix had used.

The hooded figure searched the barren landscape for any sign of where the three could have gone. They pulled something from their cloak and tossed it into the air.

A small, circular droid appeared and began to hover several feet above the figure.

"Scan the area for any hostiles."
They said to the droid which made a beeping sound and flew off.

The hooded figure than pulled a small scanner out and began to walk forward with a green light shining on the ground. It revealed the foot prints of two elves and a hobbit.

They looked in the direction that the footprints, which were becoming covered in sand that the wind was blowing around, and noted in grim silence that they had been headed straight for an enemy base.

I hope those idiots haven't gotten themselves captured.

The hooded figure put the scanner away and began following the tracks.

They heard the humming of their droid as it returned to its master. They held out a gloved hand and the droid landed on it. It made a series of bleeps and bloops and blips and bleeooiiieees which told them that there were several hostiles nearby.

The hooded figute shut off the droid which folded into a small, disk. They placed it back into their cloak and reached for their lightsaber.

As they entered the canyon about thirty of the giant, flying, insect things were hovering about. Almost as if they had been waiting for them.

One of the creatures let out a warning call to the others and at once they the attacked. Thinking that a single intruder would be easy to capture.

Their assumption was proven wrong as the hooded figure swung out both of their arms to the sides and used the Force to send every single one of the creatures slamming into either side of the canyon.

The creatures moaned in pain as they began to collapse onto the hard ground as the figure made their way through the canyon.

A few tried to get up and attack but were instantly flung back into the sides of the canyon.

Once they had made it through the hooded figure continued on their way to the enemy base.

Once they were within viewing distance they pulled out the droid again.

"Search for any prisoners and send me their location."
They ordered the droid. As the droid flew stealthily into the base the hooded figure glued their eyes to entrance.

Watching and waiting for any movement. And hoping that they weren't too late.

****

"OH NO HE'S COMING!"
Pippin shouted as the door began to open.

Their captor was about to be revealed to them....

IN THE NEXT CHAPTER!!!!

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

#cliffhangersforlife

***

Ez_da_Cupcake
Alright, I came to you for help because you seem like a nice person.

}Luna{
Do I even know you? And how did you get my number?

Ez_da_Cupcake
None of that matters right now. All that matters is that you have a crush on Thranduil who happens to be the father of my BEFF and that makes us friends.

}Luna{
BEFF?

Ez_da_Cupcake
Best Elf Friend Forever
Although technically the "forver" part only applies to him. You know, he's an elf, he's going to live forever, whereas I will one day cease to be.

}Luna{
Ok...
So what did you say about needing my help? You might now know this but I'm kind of on an important quest right now.

Ez_da_Cupcake
Fine I'll try and make this quick.
So I have these two friends of mine, Elena and Ithilwen, maybe you've met them? They're in that company of yours. Anyway, I wanted to make them both super happy by promising to help them get their hearts' desire and that happens to be (for both of them) winning the heart of Legolas Thranduilion. Now I accidently promised both of them that I would help AND I accidently promised Leggy Boy that I wouldn't interfere with his love life anymore because that would be HIS heart's desire.

}Luna{
So what exactly is the problem? Just tell them Elena and Ithilwen that you promised Legolas that you wouldn't force him into a relationship.

Ez_da_Cupcake
BUT THAT IS THE PROBLEMO! I PROMISED ELENA AND ITHILWEN BEFORE I MADE MY PROMISE TO LEGOLAS! AND I NEVER BREAK MY PROMISES! IT GOES AGAINST MY CODE OF HONOR!

}Luna{
Wow. You are in a pickle

Ez_da_Cupcake
Pickle is an understatement.
I AM IN A CATACLYSMIC PICKLE JAR OF DESPAIR MIXED WITH HOPELESS VINEGAR!

}Luna{
Um, I've gotta go

Ez_da_Cupcake
NO WAIT!!!!

Ez_da_Cupcake
Hello?

Ez_da_Cupcake
Dang it

Es put her phone away and began to drown her sorrows in a big bucket of ice cream.

There had to be a way out of this mess....

There just had to be.