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By Anita Johnson-Brown/Anita Brown/( Annabella) and Christopher Maurice Brown/Chris Brown/ Christopher Brown.

CHRIS and ANITA BROWN

Lopez and Markissa the Beginning

Found in the lost files the beginning of Lopez and Markissa on 8/13/2019 a comedy, from the lost files of Chris and Anita Brown.

 Created  12/21/2018 at 10:30 pm.

Comedy/Drama,  Anita Johnson-Brown (all rights reserved)

Players/cast

Lopez- Skaggs- dark black hair average ht. 35-45

Markissa- Skaggs 55*65, sexy and youthful

Daniel- Mr. Skaggs friend 25-35 African American good looking

Lance- the Gardner- peeping tom, black or caucasian-age  28-30

Daisy- Markissa's friend 45-55 Blond and single woman that has a plastic male doll for a boyfriend

Queenie-oldest daughter-17

Javier- the son age 14 -15

Princess- the youngest daughter 8-10

The baby daughter- Whitney 4-5 

The kid's friends,

Pete,- 17, Maggie 17, Queenie's friend

Tony 15 Javier's friend very polite comes from a poor family

Lavender 8 yrs old princess friend Timmy 10

Background players. 3 teenagers, males,

Sid, Roger, and Allen ages 15 thru 19 rich kids

Pet-Lizard.-Lizzy

Pet- Wolf- The Wolf

This story takes place in Venice Beach, California this family will keep you laughing, and feeling the love they share.

Lopez and Markissha Skaggs   from the Comedy files of Chris and Anita Brown, written by Anita Johnson-Brown

Venice, California, beautiful sunsets, fresh air, the beach, and people who come from everywhere, like, Lopez and Markissa will keep a smile on your face and a buzz in your ear, they are part of the rich and mighty, living a life of luxury, an Odd friendly but strange family of six. Meet the Skaggs Family. 

They live away from the city, on the beach in an old Mansion, that looks like it belongs on a movie set, Lopez is a hardworking man, he's an Architect who owns a construction company, and his beautiful wife Markissha stays home with the children. They have four children, Queenie, the oldest daughter who started dating at seventeen,  Lopez Skaggs says no boy is good enough for Queenie, and every boy who knocked on the door was scared away by their pet wolf.

 Their son Javier usually stayed in his room playing games and doing science experiments, one day he set the attic on fire, thank goodness there are no neighbors around for at least 2 miles, smoke was everywhere.  The youngest daughter Princess loves to dance, wear makeup, and sing, she stays in the mirror all the time, playing dress-up, she lost her mother's expensive pearls on the beach, playing a game with her friends called pebbles in the sand,  and the baby girl  Rogaine is 5 years old she sings and wants to be in show biz. 

Join us in this hilarious story as this odd family tries to change the city of Venice Beach, California into a wacky fun-filled adventure.

It's Sunday morning in Venice, California the Skaggs house is quiet except for an occasional stir of the house settling. 

Princess is asleep but wakes up when she hears something at the window of her room, she is holding a stuffed Brown Teddy bear with a tiny white ribbon around its neck, tied in a knot, instead of a bow the bear were arms handcuffed behind his back.

Princess wakes up! Mom! Mom! Dad!

Markissa Skaggs turns over and looks at the monitor, she sees Princess get out of bed and tiptoe to the window, she wakes up Lopez, who lets out the loudest fart................... known to mankind

Lopez: fart sound *******************

Markissa: for goodness sakes Lopez, that smell is divine, like your cologne, do you have another?  "Lopez  Princess is awake and standing at her window, please check on her. and give another whiff of your inner being.

Lopez: Not now dear,  but I  can stir up another fart later on today. Lopez crawls out of bed, he has on tight white underwear with a huge bulge in the middle, Markissa looks him over while he pulls sweats from the drawer, and runs to his daughter's room. Lopez slips on a toy, and hits the wall, waking up Javier and Queenie.

Queenie turns over,  pulls her gown out of her behind, then reaches for the pack of cigarettes in of her backpack'  lights one and wakes Maggie up, and tells her friend Maggie who spent the night, to get Allen a nineteen-year-old beach bum out of her room before her parent's get up.

Queenie: what the hell was that? What was that noise? Mom and Dad must be stirring around in the bed again, doing the nasty, I have no idea how thirty and forty-year-olds still have intercourse?

Javier gets up when he hears the loud noise "wipes his behind with a wave of his hand, reaches inside his silk pink pajamas scratches his behind, smells his hand, then digs in his nose and wipes it on his black silk pillowcase

Javier: says nothing but crawls out of bed and looks out of the window

Princess gets up and looks to see Lopez and wonders why her Dad's sliding to the end of the wall in her room. Princess gets out of the bed with her teddy bear in her hand, she hears the noise again.

Princess: Tiptoes the window and looks from side to side, then says "one of the beach bums must have spent the night, every time Maggie the tramp spends the night some nut comes over to sleep with her, grown-ups and teenagers are just plain naughty.

Maggie is fully dressed now laying in the next queen-size bed in Queenie's room and Allen Maggie's boyfriend is asleep on the floor next to the bed,  she wakes up Allen who for some reason, has his pants down to his ankles, but underwear is still on.

Maggie: stirs around, then  wakes up, "Allen we have to go hurry I'll walk you out

Allen: Queenie let me get one of those smokes,

Allen walks into the adjacent bathroom looks at the shower and wished he could take one, ever since the argument he had with his parents he decided not to go home, and has been living on the beach, but every Friday his mom takes him a wad of cash. He hated to ask for a smoke,  he had a pack of cigarettes in his backpack, but left it outside in the bushes, next to Princess's window.

Queenie walks to the bathroom and gives Allen a cigarette.

Queenie: I bet my mom knows you're here hurry and leave

Allen walks out of the bathroom, and he and Maggie leave thru the sliding door in Queenie's room

Allen and Maggie leave through the sliding door and start talking very loudly. 

Princess-Dad! "There's a guy talking to Maggie"

Maggie Knocks on Princess Window

Inside  Princess's bedroom. 

Lopez was a little shaken up from sliding up against the wall, he moved his head from side to side, his house shoes were off his feet, and his hair was a mess, Princess started to laugh.

Princess Dad are you ok (laugh )

Lopez was trying to get up off the floor, and as he was trying to get up he noticed something under Princess Bed, it snapped at him as he got closer. Princess had a pet lizard under her bed, the large iguana's tongue came out and touched Mr. Lopez's hand, the iguana belonged to Princess friend Timmy. Timmy couldn't keep the Lizard at home because his mother was afraid of it, when Timmy's mom saw the lizard on her dining room table eating an apple, she backed up against the window and fell on a cactus bush, people walking along the beach started to laugh at her. Timmy stuck his head out the window to see if she is ok. Princess was visiting him at the time and offered to bring Lizzy the lizard home. When Timmy's mother pulled herself halfway back through the window, she said.

Timmy's mother, what the hell! (her body is halfway out the window)

Timmy- mom are you okay?

Iguana- walks toward the window and Timmy's mom becomes even more afraid

Timmy's mother- Timmy what kind of dog is that? it must be a new breed, I told you no pets until your dad comes back home from Colorado

 Back at The Skaggs Home

Princess- Dad are you sure you are ok

Lopez, I think so, what's that under your bed? It has a dress and shoes on

Princess that's Lizzy

Lopez Who?

Princess oh that's Lizzy, she belongs to Tim, but Timmy can't keep her because his mom is scared of her, she thinks Lizzy is some new type of dog. can I keep her? Wolf likes her. they slept under my bed together. 

Wolf comes from under the bed panting and walking very slow, Lizzy the lizard looks at Wolf and he snuggles up next to her, still panting.

Lopez,  Princess, how did you get it dressed? and it has a leash and collar, are those real emeralds around Lizzy's neck?

Princess, I guess so Dad, she is a girl and emeralds are a lady's best friend, but Dad it's almost time for Lizzy to eat.

Lopez- what does Lizzy eat?  Princess, Dad wants you to remember that school books better stay your best friend until you're thirty years old, sav the Emeralds for later! "hey does your mother know you have that thing in here?

Princess- okay dad, School first, but  "Dad I have already planned on marrying Timmy once we graduate High School, but we won't go on our honeymoon until I'm thirty, yuck!  yuck! yuck! Dad don't you know anything! right now and after high school, Timmy can't kiss me until we're married and Tim takes over your business..... and Dad just for a bit more on your educational advice, Tim will be staying with us after we're married, Now about lizards, Lizzy eats rats the real big ones, I have a few in my bathtub.

Princess-  Dad, I would have told you about Lizzy last night, but there was so much noise coming out of your room,  I figured you and mom were exercising, especially the way she kept moaning and calling your name, ( princess sighs and takes a deep breath) I didn't want to bother you, mom was screaming your name very loud and I heard her say, don't stop Lopez, so I thought you made her do those stretching exercises.

Lopez clears his throat rubs his hands through his spiked hair and slips again when he tries to get off the floor and Lizzy licks her tongue out at him 

Lopez: "forget the exercises, Princess, please give me a hand with my shoes, Princess picks up Lopez's shoes "here dad" Dad please leave my room, I have to shower and get dressed.

Lopez puts his shoes on and gets up slowly, The Wolf looks at Lopez when Lopez looks at Lizzy and growls, ( Princess giggles) Dad, "I think wolf has a new girlfriend.

Markissa looked out the window she saw  Maggie and Allen leave from the sliding door to Queenie's bedroom and say., "my goodness,   Markissa walks to Princess's bedroom to see what was taking Lopez so long to come back to bed, and saw Lopez putting his shoes on. Markissa turned around and walked back to her bedroom slipped on her spiked porcupine skin bathrobe, and walked back to princesses bedroom.

Markissa- walked by maggies room and "thought I hope Allen wore a condom

 Markissa went to Princess's bedroom and stands at the bedroom door, she was waiting for Lopez, when she sees Lizzy she catches a big rat with her hand, that was scurrying down the hall, MarKissa walks over to  Lizzy, and feeds her the rat.

MarKissa- Lopez is everything okay? all the commotion was Maggie and Allen leaving Queenie's room, I'm tired Lopez can we go back to bed, I have something waiting for you...

Lopez:  Dear, "do you know about Lizzy? 

Markissa-  I know about everything in this house, come on Lopez your cinnamon roll is getting cold and the icing may dry up at any moment.

Lopez- smiles showing his incisors (fangs)

Markissa-winks at Lopez

Princess- says Yuck! and gets back in bed, please close my door those exercises are annoying.

Lizzy eats half the rat and gives the other half to Wolf, While Markissa and Lopez are leaving Princess's bedroom they see their son Javier coming down the hall with a can of Ky Jelly and "smiling' He used it to oil his electric plane parts.

 Lopez looks back at Princess before closing her bedroom door, how did you get Lizzy to follow you home? she's bigger than you?

Princess- easy Daddy, I gave her a side of caribou jerky and she followed me.

Lopez: Okay Princess, Mom and I will see you later

Lopez closes Princess's bedroom door grabs Marissa's hand and bites it, Markissa smiles.

Lopez- you smell  Sweetheart, is that cinnamon roll still hot?

Markissa-its steaming hot and ready to explode, come on Daddy lets make a  creamy volcano

Markissa and Lopez go back to bed, the kids, hear the noises coming from the bedroom, Queenie gets up turns on her TV, Javier gets back in bed with his can of KY jelly, and plane parts, and hides under the covers, and Queenie sits up in bed takes a deep breath and says.

Queenie- I guess I'm stuck cooking breakfast

Until next time, read what happens next in Lopez and Markissa By Anita Johnson-Brown/Anita Brown/( Annabella) and Christopher Maurice Brown/Chris Brown/ Christopher Brown.

CHRIS and ANITA BROWN