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"Have fun-is my message. Be silly. You're allowed to be silly. There's nothing wrong with it". -Jimmy Fallon

So, here we are, its the-

START, OF SOMETHING NEW!

Ah, old habits die hard don't they?

Especially when you kept getting older and maturing every single second of the day. Everyday you wake up, every second of sleep that you do or don't get. You kept growing and nobody can do anything about it. Before you know  it, you'll be an adult and you will be thrust out into the real world to make something out of yourself. From there, you begin your life and start accomplishing everything that you have ever wished to be, no matter how small.

But before that, you are one of the moodiest versions of a homo sapient possible. You constantly rebel and feel like the world doesn't understand you. You constantly are on the outside looking in and feeling like you don't fit in. 

You're a teenager.

Have you ever woken up one day and thought, "Hey life, could you do me a favor and went a screwed yourself?"

Well then, you are most likely one of those moody homo sapiens that roam the planet today.

You constantly wonder what it's like to be something that you're not, and you hate the label you received the moment you walked through those doors leading into the building that you have come to hate...

Your high school.

They vary in size, and just like you, they also having varying looks and have a weight that tends to always seem to be too much. Always being made out cement and tears of anguished emo's, your high school is the place that you never want to visit again, because you most likely hated everything that goes on there. 

It's like they expect you to love having no where to sit at lunch or constantly studying early in the morning in the library for a test you forgot about because you were up late reading up on some sick Larry Stylinson fan-fiction on Wattpad. 

You friends always seemed cool and you can't help but be attracted to the most popular kid in school, while ignoring the kid in the back of the class that is secretly making you a shrine made up of your sweat and tears that coat the gym and locker room floors.

You seem to out of shape, you always get into bad relationships, you seemingly find "love", and your grades can be hard to maintain. 

So that's what I'm here for.

When your emotions seem like too much, here is an answer as to what you may be feeling. Someone that will help you navigate the halls that seem to stretch on forever and never ceases to get the stupid gum off the floor before you step on and ruin your very expensive Jordan's.

Man, got to love your school custodian.

Your test are going to overwhelm you and leave you raw on the floor a you drag yourself to the edge and dare to jump off. No, your not doing what you think your doing, unless you're that emo.

Who isn't? I love Panic! At the Disco too.

Your outfit may be too tight, you may have questioning thoughts about yourself, and you may loose a friend or two, but it's not the end of the world and I'm here to let you know to not give up.

We all work in the misery business, and man doesn't it feel so good.

We all are going to get tired of nights when we eat too much pizza, or when your friends don't get your crazy obsession with Channing Tatum and Liza Koshy. You are going to be told that you are immature and that you need to loosen up. All is fine and dandy and sour candy, but don't have too much and manage to develop cavities.

It's cool though, because if you do, I'm the dentist that's going to fill those son of guns. 

Or remove them, it's your choice really.

Teenagers are going to be too much for adults to handle, for teachers to understand and for friends to get behind. But your never alone and this guide, is here to keep you from sinking and being swallowed up by a wave of your unleashed emotions, drowning in your own insecurities without seeing the beauty in what makes you, you.

So, to keep yourself afloat, here's this guide for you to help you survive. To keep you from you shark head classmates and piranha teachers ready to swamp you and eat your hopes and inspirations whole. 

So good luck, fellow moody homo sapiens. 

Let's try to survive high school....

One day at a time.