I laid there, part of me was unconscious the part of me that wasn't was in shock. I know that sounded cliche but I was in shock, not only did I not realize I was talking to one of my newly found idols, I felt like an idiot for not realizing it.

"Damn, I knew I had fans but not this big of a fan." Johnny whistled and all the other guys laughed.

I woke up but I kept my eyes shut, what will they say about me. "Do you think she has a boyfriend." Dave whispered. "I don't know. She could hear you, you know." Mick whispered back.

"Hey Bruce." Johnny called to Bruce. He came bounding over, almost stepping on my and it took everything I had to stay quiet. "Do you know if Lis has a girlfriend?" Dave grinned. "She doesn't." Bruce told them.

Seriously, he had to say tell them I didn't. I could almost hear the smirk grow on Dave's lips. I heard them all turn around, my eyes squinted in an attempt to see what they were looking at.

I saw Mark walk over to us with a cup of coffee in his hand, he kept sipping it. "What happened." Mark seemed confused. I almost laughed.

As Carmine started to explain I opened my eyes. Mark was paying no attention to me, so I took the cup of coffee that was suppose to be mine. Everybody looks at me surprised. The first thing I do is go over to Dave and kick his shin. Then I retreat back to Mark.

"So the dead awakes." Mick exclaims. I laugh. "What was that for?" Dave jumps up and down. I laugh even harder, Mark looks at me confused. "You deserve it." Johnny mumbles and the other three band mates plus Bruce nodded.

"Hey you don't get to say anything about it, you did the same thing Mick." Dave points at Mick. "No I didn't. You asked about it because you wanted to know, I only asked Bruce because I thought it was funny." Mick defended himself.

A young kinda heavy, okay kinda fat, woman comes over to us. "Dave Henzerling?" She questions looking at all of us. Dave steps forward. "You have to come with us to get ready for the shoot." She says to him. He nodded and walked over to her.

"I'll come back to get you all one by one later. Maybe two at a time." She points to us all. I was about to walk over to Bruce so we can back away so the women working here doesn't think were part of it but Mark's arm snakes around me to where I couldn't move.

"I thought there was only suppose to be 5 of you." The woman said to specifically me smugly, I got out of Mark's grip and walked over to Bruce.

"That's better, next time make it easier to tell the difference from a sl*t and her friend-" She looked to me and Bruce. "-than Rock-stars." She smiled ever so nicely at Mark and Dave. She grabbed Dave's hand and started to walk away.

Her hand kept rubbing up Dave's arm, he turned to look at us with pleading eyes. I'm not someone who likes to cuss, but god do I have accouple of words I'd like to say to her, but instead I yelled the first appropriate thing that came to mind.

"Pregnant Cow." I yelled at the top of my lungs to her. She sped up her walk and dragged poor Dave with her. I saw Johnny snort, Mick laugh and Mark looked at me proud. He was the one who calls fat people cows so he should be happy I quoted him. Carmine just had a strait face but you could tell he was close to smiling and Bruce was trying his best to hold back laughter.

I walked over to Mark and made a home in his arms. For some reason I felt real embarrassed. I looked down at my feet, sheepishly.

"Poor Dave has some ugly woman chasing him, get me out of here if she comes back." Johnny chuckled. "I'm thinking somebody here doesn't like umm... what was it? Oh yeah, the 'pregnant cow'." Mick looked at me. 

They all turned to look. I started to blush like crazy. I backed myself farther into Mark, acting like it would make go away. It didn't only thing that happened is Mark probably has my body shape permanently printed on him.

After about twenty minutes we all heard the door to where ever we were in that building, open. We all looked over to the person who interrupted me and Carmine's argument about Trans-Ams and Fords, I was winning.

The person was Dave. His hair was teased to no end. Dave's hair was already fluffed enough and then they tease it more and put sparkly pink and platinum blond hairspray in it, wow. He had boots on and spandex like red pants.

I looked at his bare chest and realized he had no hair, odd. "They waxed me, they f*ckin' waxed me." Dave yelled, turning to where we could see his bare back. "I don't have know hair from my nose down. No hair but my stupid eyebrows and hair on my head." He kept ranting about it, we all were laughing. 

"Oh you laugh now, their coming for you too, the more chest hair the more it hurts." Dave warned, I noticed his skin was a red tint. I felt lucky at that moment that I was female, I only have to worry about my eyebrows, everything else I can just shave off.

The more I looked at Dave, the more I noticed how much muscle he had. He definitely works out. He actually did look real good, but never will I ever consider seeing him.

"Wait so were all gonna have no hair on us. I don't want to be waxed." Mark seemed confused at the thought of having waxed poured on him and ripped off.

I couldn't help but feel amused. "Hell, these people are crazy." Carmine mumbled. "Your wife will be happy at least." Mick jokingly hit Carmines shoulder. Yes, Carmine is married, he's about ten years older than everyone else in the band.

"Oh that fat woman was terrible. I don't know what she thought was gonna happen if she sat on my leg. It was suppose to be 'sexy' and 'turn me on' I just know I felt sorry for the couch and my legs." Dave muttered. 

"What was the worse thing she did?" Johnny asked. "Oh god it was terrible. She kept 'accidentally' touching my d*ck. After that she was like "You got a b*ner or something I can help with." It was disgusted. So far nobody I've met so far down here in Indiana can actually get me hard, especially not that woman." Dave shuddered at the memory.

"You say no one here can get you hard." Mick smirked. Dave nodded proudly. Do they not realize they have a woman right here listening to them joking about how ugly us Indiana people are.

Dave, Mick and Johnny kept bickering back and forth about that stupid subject. I felt Mark, who was right behind me, lean down towards my ear.

"Go over there to Dave and show him what you can do with one touch." Mark whispered in my ear. "Eww, you mean-" He cut me off by nodding his head. "I'll give you a fifty." Mark held up a fifty dollar bill.

"I hate you." I mumbled as I slowly walked towards Dave. I swear Mark's about to be dead. If this doesn't work I'm gonna be real embarrassed.

Nobody noticed me walking over to Dave but Bruce, Carmine was to busy watching Johnny, Dave and Mick argue that he payed no attention to me. I stopped  right in front of him. I was so close to backing out of it but Dave looked down and saw me before I could.

I smiled a fake smile up at him and reached for his c*ck through his thin pants. My hand ran down his length, he instantly turned rock hard. I cringed at the feeling.

Everybody watched me as I pulled my hand away, a big bulge obvious in his pants. He grunted. "I-I'm gonna g-go to the r-restroom." Dave stumbled as he waddled towards the restroom.

Everyone around me started to die in laughter, even Carmine who has a habit of keeping a strait face. Johnny was on the ground rolling around in laughter. Mick looked like he was about to pee himself and Bruce just shook his head while laughing.

I marched my way back over to Mark, who might I say looked shocked that I did that. I held my hand out, waiting for a fifty. Mark rolled his eyes and handed me the money.

The second they all saw Mark giving me he money, they laughed harder. I looked over to Johnny and a smirk grew on his face.

"Good job Liz, you've officially given two different guys a boner. One of them you didn't even mean to do." Johnny grinned. I was real confused until I noticed Mark stiffen. My brain clicked, Johnny must have noticed us this morning.

"What?" Mick mumbled, him and Carmine both were looking at Johnny strangely. Johnny started to laugh.

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A/N

Hello everybody, well I'm back black. That was cheesy wasn't it? No one really cares where I went but it was a school trip to Florida and lets just say I came back with a Stephen Pearcy record, an Aerosmith picture and a Led Zeppelin poster. I'm also close to poor now. So nothing in this chapter was true other than Dave looks good shirtless and in a interview he was talking about how the band went to a photo shoot once and they waxed him. Vote, Comment and follow and keep on rockin' (If that's not cheesy enough for you then I don't know what)