madison / bold
sienna / italic

"reason number one, i'm super hot. like, really fucking hot."

"i see that."

"reason number two, your boyfriend is super not."

"i don't have a boyfriend, madison..."

"yes you do, that guy on the football team... jackson? julian? what's his name..."

"i don't... swing that way."

"oh my god, you're lesbian?!"

"uh, yeah. do i turn on this street?"

"oh my god, this makes this even better."

"how so?"

"because i have a huge lesbian crush on you!"

"oh."

"yeah, ok, so reason number three-"

"you're all I got and all I got is someone hot?"

"oh my, we're already perfect for each other! we can already finish each other's..."

"...oh, sentences? but um not really, you're quoting that guy's song who really likes llamas."

"oh."

"yeah."

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