title : nsfw alphabet
oc / pairing : stuart johnston
trigger warnings : obviously nsfw stuff

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A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)
── stuart literally has such a caring personality. After he's cuddly (more cuddly than usual, might i add). but he's willing to do anything for you. you want a snack? there's a stash in the nightstand drawer. you need water? he'll grab you some. wanna watch a movie? he's got a ton of different vhs tapes. he's hot you. he's more than willing to make you comfortable.

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
── his favorite body part on clarence is his neck. you might as well call stu a vampire because he will mark him up. a lot. enough for clarence to call alessand to cover his neck before their shift at the bakery. he doesn't know what it is, he's just addicted to kissing and nipping him there. stu's favorite body part on himself is his hands. simply because clarence likes them.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)
── he makes a mess. that's all i really have to say. but he's neat enough to where he will actually change the bedsheets or clean clarence up afterward.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
── stuart doesn't really keep anything a secret, dirty or not. unless the kids are around, he doesn't really hide anything. BUT. he just wishes there would be one time that clarence would call the shots, but he's content with calling the shots for now.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)
── oh he has lot. a ton of it. he wasn't really sure about dealing with men until college. that's when he was for sure certain that he was bi. so he definitely knows what he's doing. besides he has confidence in it.

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)
── honestly the position doesn't even matter. he'll do it in any position that clarence is comfortable with (which is only like ... three). but his favorite with clarence is the missionary. it's basic, but he loves clarence. and just being intimate with him. the last thing he wants to do is scare him away.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)
── this is stuart johnston we're talking about. if COURSE he's goofy. i'm pretty sure he's whispered jokes in clarence's ear to make him laugh. clarence's laugh is like music to stuart's ears including the ... other sounds. but hearing him laugh just warms his heart. it's showing that he's having fun.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)
── stuart trims. he doesn't completely remove the hairs. he's honestly just too scared to. but also, sometimes he just doesn't have time to do so. so a trim is fine for now. also the carpet does match the drapes.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)
── stuart may be goofy but he is also very romantic. at least he will buy you dinner before he'll do you. but he is very capable of being romantic. he's not the corny "trail of roses" type (though he does buy clarence roses) but when he will listen to him talk, maybe give him a massage. it always ends up leading to sex one way or another.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)
── honestly stu really doesn't jack off. simply because he never really has any time. he's a lawyer, he's busy. he would rather have clarence give him a handjob but no one knows that secret.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)
── biting / marking
── restraints (mostly handcuffs. the fuzzy ones)
── praise kink (clarence likes this one too lol)
──sensory deprivation
(just to name a few)

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)
── if it were up to stuart it would be any time, any place (as long as it's private, obvs). but due to clarence testing the waters, he has to sometimes back up on things so he doesn't get nervous. so he's content with doing it in the house. but he really liked doing it in clarence's rv one time. with angelina, one time they did it in the back of the new york public library. definitely a tie

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)
── when his partners are extra touchy-feely. there's just something about it that gets him going. also people (his partners) being vocal about what they want. he especially encourages it from clarence, being that he's not used to doing that. also a little bit of dirty talk here and there.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
── he won't do anything with knives. or blood play, or waterworks. he's not doing anything like that.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)
── stu is a giver more than a receiver. and that's just with anything. but he definitely likes giving oral more than receiving it. to him it doesn't really do much. it kind of bores him if he's in the receiving and not giving.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)
── honestly it depends on the mood and how his partner feels. but stu is a person who takes his time with everything. he's very meticulous. so he doesn't mind going at a slow and sensual place. he wants to make sure that his partner feels good, and he doesn't pick up the pace until his partner says to.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)
── stu doesn't really like them. as started before, he would rather take his time. but if they are necessary, then he wouldn't mind it for the moment. just as long as he gets to finish what he started when they get home.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)
── oh absolutely. stu will try almost anything at least once. clarence is a little bit more close minded than he is, but with a little talking, they can definitely work something out. but stu doesn't knock anything until he tries it.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)
── stu can probably last longer than three rounds. he has a drive of a horny teenager (except he can contain it better as an adult). but three rounds is usually what him and clarence go with if they're REALLY feeling it. stu just likes to take care of his partners one way or another.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)
── oh YES. absolutely he does. stu owns toys. a lot of them. he's not afraid to go to a sex shop. he actually has a shoebox with them on the top shelf of his closet. no one knows about it but angelina (and eventually, clarence). he mostly uses them on his partner. he rarely uses them on himself, but he enjoys using them. it makes doing it so much more fun.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
── stuart is the KING of teasing. he does it a lot. especially with clarence. he'll do it just to see him get worked up. that's how petty he is. he WANTS clarence to beg. he's just unfair like that. stu likes to watch clarence melt like silly putty in his hands.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)
── surprisingly he's not noisy. he's a little quiet. honestly the only person who would be able to hear him is his partner. there's a soft groan here and there, nothing to ride home about. but, he does talk. he talks clarence through it, no doubt.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)
── stuart has a weakness relating to anything with his hair. he's an orange cat. he likes when clarence runs his hands through his hair, bonus points if he pulls it when they're doing it. it just fuels him even more.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)
── stu is a decent length. about seven inches is his full length. has a little bit of girth to him. probably uncircumcised.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)
── as i stated before, stu has a drive of a horny teenager. if he really likes someone it turns on his drive QUICK. he's only outwardly horny to whoever he likes.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
── stu doesn't fall asleep fast. it takes him a good thirty minutes. sometimes he just wants to see if clarence will go to sleep. because he knows clarence doesn't sleep sometimes. but after the thirty minute mark he's out like a light.

── ♡ ( AUTHOR'S NOTE ! )

rip stuart you would've loved nsfw alphabets.