title : nsfw alphabet
oc / pairing : lucy turner
trigger warnings : obviously nsfw themes

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A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)
── lucy craves affection. he's never really gotten it affection. hell, he doesn't really
expect it from anyone . that pretty much
changes when he's with patsy . he likes
being the center of attention when it comes
down to it. he wants patsy close to him,
returns any of the cuddles and kisses that
are being given to him . even if patsy offers
to grab some water, he would probably
decline in order to be close to him. he
thinks all the gestures are really sweet,
though .

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
── his favorite body part on patsy is his
eyes . yes , that is a little cliche , but it's
true . patsy's eyes pretty much give away
what he's feeling almost all the time. just
watching his eyes roll back, seeing how
good he can make patsy feel. patsy's
eyes tell all whether he likes it or not , but
he wouldn't have it any other way . lucy
also loves his teeth . not for any sexual
reason , but he just loves to see patsy
smile .

── now , as for a favorite body part on
himself , he is a little self-conscious . he
would say his lips , but that's literally
because that's patsy's favorite body part
on him other than his dick . lucy thinks
that he doesn't have much to offer , but
patsy begs to differ .

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)
── he doesn't mind it . is it messy ? yeah ,
but they have a washer and dryer . nothing
that can't fix . what always takes lucy by
surprise is one, how much he cums , and
two, the way patsy kisses him after a
blowjob with his cum on his lips. it shocks
him every time , maybe even changed his
brain chemistry a bit, who knows.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
── lucy is embarrassed to even admit this,
and this is probably the most tame than
what patsy would think . he's always
wanted to try blindfolds and handcuffs .
he'd probably get laughed at for that by
other peers . something about the sensory
deprivation makes him a little curious .
he's fucking around with this idea , and i
know with patsy , he's finally going to be
the "find out" stage.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)
── other than patsy ? forget about it . he
hasn't slept with anyone other than him .
but , he does know what he's doing! thank
god for the college library . plenty of books
on that topic . of course it was always meant
straight people , but he definitely put things
apart , imagining if it were with the same
sex . it honestly wasn't that different .

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)
── cowboy . or missionary . like i said , he
definitely has a thing for patsy's eyes .
they're basically almost a tell all to how
he feels . but something about the
missionary position always feels a little
bit more ... intimate . and that's something
that he's never really liked until patsy came
along . or not even liked , just ... never
really had .

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)
── he can be . likes to tell a joke or two. he
just loves patsy laugh . lucy doesn't do it
often , so he is mostly serious in the
moment , but once every blue moon he
feels that they need a little bit of laughter .

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)
── he's tidy when it comes down to it. he
doesn't completely shave down there, he
just keeps it neat . now as for the carpet
matching the drapes. kind of . hear me
out for a second . lucy's natural hair color
is actually dirty blonde . he (or patsy)
bleaches his hair to be brighter , more
platinum . so the carpet and drapes are
two different shades of blonde .

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)
── he tries his best . intimacy used to be
such a foreign concept to him . he
doesn't think he's really good at being
romantic or being intimate . of course
like ... he buys patsy flowers , takes him
out to fancy restaurants if he has enough
money to do so . although he is not the
cliche type , he knows that patsy likes all
of those things . so he does do the typical
rose petals on the floor and bed , the
candles . anything to make patsy feel
special .

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)
── he simply just doesn't have time . man
works two jobs . and honestly he feels it
to be a little embarrassing . so he doesn't
masturbate a lot (why would he need to
when he has patsy?) . he's never really
done it as a teenager either . something
his father instilled in him , viewed it as
gross and disgusting , so there's also that
factor .

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)
── he still has to delve into that area . so
far , he is a fan of the sensory deprivation .
he's also into the edging , something that
he's never tried until him and patsy met
up again (which ... honestly that's every
kink they try at this point) .

── however , he also has a little bit of a
roleplaying kink and it's definitely sparked
since he got the job at the strip club . it's
actually something that he thinks he would
enjoy in the bedroom with patsy . it would
feel like halloween everyday , and maybe
even sexier because of it .

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)
── the bedroom . maybe the couch . he
could never do it in places that are public ,
and he wouldn't he comfortable doing it
in other places in the house (maybe the
shower but that's another one of his
dirty secrets for now) . but he would
rather be comfortable , and he would
rather have patsy be comfortable and
just have sex at home .

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)
── i know y'all are getting sick of this man's
devotion to patsy (i'm not, so deal with it).
but it's patsy. of COURSE it's patsy. patsy
drives lucy absolutely insane. in more ways
than one, as a matter of fact . anything
this man does ? he's already at his feet , i
so not care . he worships the ground he
walks on . what definitely turns him on the
most is how vocal patsy is, whether it be
just him sassing other people or the sounds
that he's able to hear on their own
apartment . he just cannot get enough of
it .

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
── CNC . he thinks that is so weird and so
unnecessary . he's not a kink shamer by
any means ... except when it comes to this .
you have to be sick and twisted to do
something like this in his eyes . he won't
do it , he'll never do it . also the age play
stuff . he knows it's a little tamer but that's
still weird to him .

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)
── either or will do . he is partial to the
receiving end a little bit more . not only
because he's not very confident when it
comes fo oral , but he just ... he likes
patsy blowing him way more . he's scarily
good at it . and that literally intimidates
lucy . i am not kidding it actually intimidates
him so bad .

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)
── lucy prefers it slow . likes to take his
time . the edging drives him absolutely nuts
but it's totally worth it . it makes it more
fun in his eyes . with patsy he just wants to
enjoy the time that they both have .
working two jobs is stressful enough .

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)
── no . he doesn't like them . however, if
lucy just ... cannot contain it any longer ,
then yeah , a quickie will do . but he prefers
to take his sweet time . after a quickie , he
does unfortunately feel empty , and he hates
that feeling more than anything .

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)
── with patsy , he's already experimenting
anyway . he's okay with it . but he would
definitely would tell patsy if he isn't okay
with something . he's willing to take risks ,
but he's also just nervous about taking those
risks .

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)
── lucy can only last one round . with all the
teasing and edging patsy does ? yeah ,
there's no way they're doing the do a
second time . unless they're shorter
sessions , but lucy prefers to take it slow
anyway , as mentioned before . take his
time . and lucy can last for a while .

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)
── at first , the concept of that seemed a
bit daunting . lucy didn't even know that
patsy had a collection in the first few
months that they started to date . it was
totally embarrassing . lucy never owned
any , and patsy has a ton . from vibrators
to dildos to paddles . it seems a little bit
hardcore , but he feels safe trying them
with patsy rather than anyone else . he's
grown to be a fan of the vibrators and the
feather tickler though . and he wants to
upgrade to the blindfolds and handcuffs ,
but he'll hold off on that for now .

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
── he's not doing any of the teasing . that
would be miss patsy marsh , who's the king
of being unfair . and frankly , lucy enjoys it
a little too much . has he proven himself to
be impatient ? yeah . lowkey the edging is
humbling , i kid you not . but he likes it , he
thinks it's a little fun .

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)
── he's shy . often muffles himself ? a little
self conscious of the sounds he makes .
soft moans and groans . begging . he's
always begging , it's kind of embarrassing .
but anything for miss patsy marsh . if he
wants him to beg or be louder , he's
begging and being louder .

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)
── he's a stripper . duh . no but seriously,
lucy is giving patsy his own private show .
a little lap dance never hurt anybody . he's
well into the business now, so he knows
what he's doing and he knows what patsy
likes . it's just an excuse to give patsy his
own show .

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)
── he's average . has a little more girth to
him . he's a little taller than patsy and
actually a little bit muscular .

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)
── lucy's drive isn't very high . but also ...
high enough to match patsy's? he craves
patsy and no one else , so they're always
at it . like he just finds patsy so desirable.
sometimes he just can't keep his hands
off him . but he can go without sex . he's
done it before . plenty of times . he doesn't
need sex , he needs patsy .

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
── he doesn't fall asleep afterward . though
he sees patsy speaking to him with his
eyes closed and he's like, "sleep, you need
it . " like he doesn't want patsy to be tired
because he's not sleeping . he pretty much
doesn't fall asleep until patsy does . he likes
to see how peaceful he is .