title : nsfw alphabet
oc / pairing : clarence stevens
trigger warnings : obviously nsfw stuff

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A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)
── clarence craves attention, more than he's used to craving. that man's had a hard time. all he wants you to do is cuddle and be close to him. he's literally so touch deprived it's actually insane. he's just cuddly and sleepy. he doesn't need anything else.

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
── i don't think i shut up about this but clarence's favorite body part of stuart's is his hands. he does not know why. they're just like right about of veiny and his fingers are kinda slender. simple things like seeing stu write something or grip something drives him nuts. he has to go in a different room. clarence is kinda insecure about his body. doesn't really have a favorite part.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)
── messy and feels bad about it. like in the "kid made a mess and mom and dad is gonna be mad" kind of bad. it's an embarrassing concept for him. like afterward he has to clean it up because it's embarrassing.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
── as i said. clarence likes stuart's hands. sometimes stu likes to run his hand up clarence's neck. he wants nothing more than have stu gently. just leave him a little breathless a little bit. ... he basically wants stuart to── *GUNSHOTS*

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)
── not very much. he has marianne under his belt and he absolutely hated every bit of that. and then stu comes into the picture and he's pretty scared because he's never had sex with a man. so it was daunting because he ended up on the receiving end of things.

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)
── the only position he's ever really been in is missionary. but he would much rather look up at stuart than look down at marianne. (he also really likes the cowboy but shhhh).

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)
── his partner is the goofiest man he's ever met. they have their little share of giggles. clarence can't help but to laugh at his little jokes sometimes. but that's what he loves about stuart. he's goofy and spontaneous.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)
── the man is booked and busy. the least you're gonna get is a neat trim. if he finally has time to himself, he might take the time to shave it all off, but for the most part it's just neat. carpet indeed matches the drapes.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)
── loves it. they love intimacy, loves romance. clarence honestly doesn't think he had romance until stuart came into his life and changed that for him. flowers, the romantic candlelit dinner. at least stuart treats him right before he fucks him stupid. and clarence loves it.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)
── clarence doesn't even think about it. that as mentioned before, that man is booked and busy, he has five fucking kids + three honorary children and works full time at a bakery. that man isn't thinking about it. he doesn't even do so.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)
── praise kink (like ... an unhealthy praise kink bc he didn't get it as a child ANYWAY)
── hair pulling
── choking (but ... dirty secret for now)
── wax play (stu talked him into it. ended up really liking it)

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)
── he's boring. just the bed will do for him. they've done it in the rv. stuart really liked that, he really didn't for some reason. they've tried stuart's couch ... he fell off.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)
── when stu is flirty. he's so embarrassed by it but it also gets him going. whispering all the things he's gonna do to him. makes him squirmy in the best way. also like soft dominance? like there is something about him being soft, yet stern. when stu is like, "hey. look at me" when he's feeling a bit off or just taking initiative and helping him out.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
── honestly there is a lot of things he wouldn't do if he knew what they were. but the watersports and the blood play are absolute nos. like why involve liquids that don't come from sex into sex. doesn't make sense to him. also the concept of age play ... doesn't sit right with him.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)
── honestly he likes giving. he's pretty good at it. but also likes receiving. sometimes clarence feels bad that stu has to take charge so the least he can do is give him a blowjob.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)
── there's rarely a time where he would tell stuart to go faster. he definitely prefers it more slow. for him it just feels better that way for some reason. he doesn't feel as good when they're going at a faster pace.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)
── he doesn't like them. tried it a couple times. they've all happened in public and he just doesn't like doing it in public anyway. he wants to be taken care of the right way. he just kinda feels empty after a quickie.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)
── well, he is. he's actively experimenting with stuart. their whole relationship is a fucking experiment for the first six months (maybe even more). but are they risky? no not really. he tries stuff but he is vocal about what he's afraid of trying and what he's not afraid to try.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)
── two rounds !! if he's feeling it maybe three. but it's mostly two. shortest answer ever but yeah. two is enough for him.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)
── those are a daunting concept for him. he found the showbox stuart has and asked him about it then. they try a couple. there are like two that are particularly his favorites (but that is a secret for now).

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
── when he gets more confident in himself and in his sexuality, he does little itty bitty things that he knows drives stuart wild. and sometimes it's just by accident. like he fucked around and found out when he had the rolled up sleeves, three buttons undone look. let's just say he does it more often while he's playing "hard to get". acting like he's busy. it's a cat and mouse chase that he knows drives stu insane.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)
── he's shy. he tries to keep himself quiet. stu always has to encourage him to be louder. lowkey whines and whimpers. stu always has ways of getting those sounds to be louder. he just wants to hear how good he makes clarence feels (which is so much better than how marianne made him feel).

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)
── clarence sometimes reads romance novels with a little smut in them. stu has taken books out of his hands, read the smutty passage sometimes playfully jokes that he should join karen's erotica club. clarence's response is always, "at least my porn has plot." (spoiler alert : they end up reenacting scenes it books).

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)
── six inches, probably circumcised due to religious reasons.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)
── average? average. he can go without it for a while compared to his partner. he never really feels the need to unless stu magically turns on the light switch in his brain.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
── once he's in stuart's arms he's pretty much out like a light. especially if they've gonna a second or third round. it just makes him sleepy, and him being in stu's arms just makes him more comfortable.