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Time Skip

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It was almost 2 in the morning and I was getting spammed from the group chat. Hana made friends with everyone in under a minute after I left. I started hating her.

Me:

Mum

Me:

Mummy

Me:

Mom, it is really important!

Mom:

What do you want, it's 3 in the morning?

Me:

I farted

Mom:

Just one normal child is all I wanted...

Me:

Hehehe bye now

Mom:

Wait before you go wanna hear a joke?

Me:

but you never make jokes

Mom:

I made you.

Me:

You got that off google..

Mom:

Maybe

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Perv:

You still up?

Me: 

Yeah, why?

Perv:

Well you left the group chat and I am wondering why.

Me:

Because Chandler added Hana

Perv:

Ur jealous?

Me: 

I am not...I want to high five her in the face with with a brick. Covered with spikes, dipped in poison

Perv:

She can go swimming acid.. in a straight- jacket 

Me:

She can choke on her own puke

Twin:

SHE CAN GO STEP ON A LEGO!

Me:

That was just mean...

Twin:

Well what can I say? Your lucky I am ur side.

Me:

Tru

Twin:

Why don't you have a boyfriend yet?

Me:

I'm not allowed to. Why don't you have a girlfriend yet?

Twin:

Because you're still not allowed to have a boyfriend...

Delete or Sent

Me:

Hello??

Me:

Well since you aren't answering I am going to bed.