"$500 is fine for fishing here,

Didn't you see the sign." Said the officer

"These are my pet fish." Said the man

"Your pet fish?" Questioned the officer

"Yes, I place them in the bucket of water for a while

then back in the lake with this net, they like that

I'll show you." Said the man

"OK, go ahead! Catch back your pet fish." 

The man looked at the officer and asked.

"What fish?"

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Source unknown. Dec. 2014 - 4 of 10