Loki woke up after a good sleep and made his way to the living room to see what was Thor doing.

"Thor?", Loki asked but didn't get the answer.

"Thor? What are you-", he didn't end the phrase because he saw how his brother was playing Fortnite.

"Ah, seriously?!", Loki asked slapping his face.

"Oh, good morning, brother!"

"Finally. I'm standing here for ages and you've just noticed that I exist."

"Sorry, I was busy-"

"I know, playing Fortnite. The whole night."

"Yeah..."

Loki sat near his brother and said with disgust, "Noobmaster69, what a freaking nickname. I can't believe I still didn't change it."

"Wait...", Thor turned around to look at Loki, "You're noobmaster69?!"

"Yes, why?"

"You- Was it you, who was calling names?!", Thor asked angrily.

"No, I bought this game and game console about a week ago from second-hand and there was this name."

"I need to find the guy who was selling it!"

"Thor, seriously?"

"I need to find him!!! I'm going to kill him!"

"Calm down, brother, I think you have more important things to do."

"Oh... Right. Guardians are waiting for me."

"Guardians?"

"The guys I'm traveling with. I'm going to say goodbye to them and then go back to New Asgard. By the way, do you want to see it?", Thor explained collecting his things.

"No, maybe next time.", Loki was helping him.

'My brother is so narcissistic that he called his freaking house New Asgard.'

"Goodbye, brother. I hope we'll meet soon.", Thor said shaking hands with Loki.

"Yeah, me too. And one more thing... Don't tell anyone about me."

"Oh... Okay, don't worry."

Loki led Thor to the gate and he's gone.

***

Later Christina visited Loki in his house. God of mischief was ironing his trousers.

"Do you really iron your trousers? I give you so much money, why don't you get a servant to do it?"

"You know, I can do it easily with magic but I'm afraid I'll become lazy, if I do everything using magic. I'm not like you, humans."

"Interesting. I saw someone going out of your gate, is it your brother? Thor?"

"He's not my brother! Yes, it was him, he found me, I don't know how, and now I'm playing really-good-little-brother role. He thinks I survived after Thanos choked me, he doesn't know that I'm from other timeline."

"Hm... I hope he won't tell anything about you being alive... Wait, what? Another timeline?! What do you mean?!", Gannis became really anxious.

"Oh, you don't know too. I'm from 2012. I stole the Tesseract and somehow fell here, in this timeline through the spacehole, that Thanos and his army made. (I wanted to travel to Asgard of my timeline.) Next one of the local wizards stole the Tesseract from me, so I stucked here.", Loki told this story like it was something mundane and unnecessary.

"Oh. My. God."

"I'm a God of mischief, why are you so surprised?"

"You're scaring me."

"Well... No one said that I'm white and fluffy."

"Okay, let's leave this topic. What about the turkish FBI agent?"

"She's such a trouble. With other girls it was much more easier. I could in emergency make them fall in love with me and they were at my feet but this girl... I think she never heard of word «love». But I'll do everything to bring her to Hydra. I'm going to meet her at the evening."

"Wish you luck!"

"Oh! Before you're gone... I posted a new meme, please, like and comment."

"Be careful with this meme page. Stop making memes about being adopted, you're gonna be detected."

"@kingss_memess is one of the most popular meme accounts. They can't even dream about me owning it."

"Anyway, be careful."

***

"So, you had a bad luck and couldn't become an agent and now you want to be my sidekick?", Lina asked, taking a sip of her coffee.

"I didn't say that I want to be a sidekick."

"Well, that's what you'll become, if you want this job."

Loki gave her an annoyed glare sipping his tea.

"What? I'm going to check your skills and, of course, fidelity. Only then we'll make it official. Deal?"

"Deal. What's our first mission?"

'Okay, this was easier than I thought.'

"There is a deal about illegal selling of weapons. We're going to break in the secret base and expose them. Easy."

"Easy?"

"What? Are you scared? Because this is literally my every day routine."

"No, it's just weird. You're a young woman and you're spending your life on catching bad guys. And... Looks like this is the only thing you're doing."

'So tricky... He's trying to lead me on personal topics. Sorry, buddy, I prefer to keep my mouth shut.'

"It's not bothering me. Now, let's go, dumdass.", she got up from the chair.

"Stop calling me that!"

"You depend on me. Don't tell me what to do."

Loki was so pissed off with Aylin's behavior and barely hold himself from saying something really sassy. But he couldn't do it until his mission wasn't completed.

***

Aylin and Loki reached the "secret base" on Lina's car.

"Um... There's no building, where's the secret base?", Loki asked looking around at the field.

"I can prove you otherwise.", Lina smirked.

'Wow! She's smirking! This is an achievement!'

Topaz took Loki's arm and led it to the air.

"See?"

"This is an invisible wall. Wow, I didn't know that humanity reached this far in technology."

"Let's fit the concept. Let's become invisible.", Lina said pointing little appliance, which looked like an old mobile phone, at Loki.

"Hey, what are you doing-", he tried to say, when Aylin pushed the button and made him invisible. Then she did the same thing to herself.

"Is it okay that I can't see you so it would be hard to act together?"

"Why did I give you this FBI uniform, dumbass? It has special glasses, you can see me and the base through them. They're in the left pocket of the shirt."

"Oh... That's better.", Loki mumbled wearing the glasses.

"Now, let's enter the building."

They quietly creeped to the entrance of this big black creepy building without windows. Next the two made their ways to the corridor. When they saw the guards, Lina just hit their heads on each other and they fell down unconsciously. Loki tried to open the metal doors but they were closed.

"Oh, it asks for a password, I'll hack it.", Loki whispered taping the sensory buttons.

"Congratulations, you just discovered America.", Lina rolled eyes.

"Done.", demi-god said opening the doors.

Redhead and brunette walked in the big room where two bald man were about to enter into a contract. Lina and Loki pulled out their weapons.

"Remember, we're not killing, we're neutralizing them."

After these words they both turned out of invisibility and shouted in one vote different phrases.

"Kneel, assholes!"

"Hands up, assholes!"

Lina turned to Loki and asked with big wonder, "What?!"

While Lina was trying to figure out what's on Loki's mind, the enemies took the guns, called the guards for help and started to shoot at them. The agents decided to start from the heads of this work. Loki attacked the skinny bald man. He twisted up his hands, so he dropped the guns with screams because of the pain, then stabbed his legs with a knife, so he couldn't move and fall on the floor yelling. The guy really didn't expect that Loki could be this strong having such a skinny body. He was moving fast, deftly and confidently. God of mischief put the handcuffs on his arms and legs, took him from the collar and throw on the other side of the room.

Aylin ran to the fat bald man, quickly jumped on his back and made him fall choking him with one hand, sat on his chest and put the handcuffs on him. She took him from the handcuffs' chains, lift him and throw on the table, where the sold guns were placed.

She came to this table, put her forearm on his chest, so he wasn't able to move, and said, "You see these guns? They're going to be your end."

The seller of guns was so frightened. Lina was looking in his eyes like she could read all things that were on his mind. She took one of the shockers from the table, pointed it to his temple and pulled the trigger joyfully. The man screamed from pain and became unconscious.

The guards were shocked by the power of the duo, so they decided to give up. One by one they were kneeling and raising their hands.

"See, it worked!", Loki exclaimed.

"Just put the handcuffs on them! I'll call the station for a car to pick these assholes."

***

The criminals and their accomplices were taken to the police station for interrogation.

"Mission completed. Do you want me to drive you to the hotel?", Lina asked Loki after police cars were gone.

"No, actually this place looks really good. I'm going to watch the sunset on this berth."

The secret base was placed on the empty field. Near it there was a river and the little berth with a wooden boat tied to it.

"You're right, this place looks good but rain is going to start soon. Look at the sky. And you don't have an umbrella."

'She's so attantive. No one ever hasn't cared about me getting wet under the rain.'

"It's okay. I like the rain."

"Goodbye then."

'I'm honoured to hear you saying goodbye to me finally.', God of mischief thought.

"Goodbye. See you on Monday."

Aylin left him alone. Loki walked to the river and sat on the corner of the berth. Lina drived away and after some time it started to rain. It was a downpour. The girl wasn't too far from the place where she left Loki.

'Maybe I should've give him my coat and umbrella to cover up? What a bullshit! It was his choice to stay there. I'm not guilty for him being short-sighted in choosing the clothes to wear... Well... I'm just going to warn him to take an umbrella next time...'

Topaz drived back to Loki. He felt her presence, so he quickly made the umbrella, which he created with magic, disappear. Lina walked to Loki and put her coat on his shoulders.

"What are you doing here?"

"Saving you from catching a cold. Next time choose your clothes more attentively.", she sat near, opened her black umbrella and covered with it both of them.

"What about you?"

Loki tried to take the coat and put it on the girl but she stopped him, "Don't worry, I'm hardy to cold."

'Bitch, please, I'm a frost giant. I am the definition of cold.'

"Are you going soft on me?"

"What? No, I'm just... Caring about my partner. I never leave my colleagues in trouble."

"Good to know that I have someone, who can save me, if it's necessary. But usually I don't need anyone."

"You'd be wet like a fish, if I didn't came back."

Loki turned to Lina and smiled, "I said usually."

After a little pause Aylin asked, "Is it because you don't have anyone, who can... Save you?"

Loki sadly sighed and answered, "My parents left me, when I was a newborn. I was adopted by other family. (And I learned it only a few years ago.) I have an older adopted brother, with whom we weren't in warm relationship for a long time because I always felt that big difference in attitude of my adopted father. The only one, who loved me was my mother... Only now we have a good relationship with brother but...", Loki wasn't sure, if it was right to tell this story to Aylin, but he was carrying this weight for a long time and the best way to get rid of it was to share it with a stranger.

"But you're still feeling the hole in your life, like something is missing."

"Exactly."

"Sounds annoying... Being adopted and alone for a long time."

"Yeah, it is. What about you? How about your saviours?"

Aylin chuckled a little, "I'm my own saviour."

"You must be truly powerful for an average human, I saw how you were fighting."

"Everyone says that."

"It's just interesting, was it hard to become an FBI agent being a girl? You know, sexism issues."

"Of course I had them. Fortunately, now everyone understood that I'm not going to stop, so no one bothers me."

"Cool. What do you think about Tony Stark's sacrifice? He's on everyone's lips now."

"Tony Stark... I appreciate that I'm alive due to him and Dr. Banner (I was dusted after the snap too)... That I didn't died once again... But... I don't think that humanity truly understands how valuable was his deed. Also, everyone forgets about Black Widow."

"Black Widow? What's about her?"

"See, you don't even know what she did for us... There's a stone called soul stone and to get it you should sacrifice your loved one. So, Natasha sacrificed herself."

"Love is for children, I owe him a debt.", this phrase went through Loki's mind.

'She said that love is for children but sacrificed herself as the one, who loves people around her.'

"Mind blowing, right?", Lina asked.

"Yeah, yeah... What did you mean, when you said that humanity doesn't truly understand the value of Stark's sacrifice?"

"Us, humans, all of us, are selfish, greedy, arrogant creatures. He sacrificed himself to give us a better world to live in and guess what happened? Just a few months later a guy called Mysterio tried to substitute Peter Parker - the one, who owns Tony's legacy. Thanks to S.H.I.E.L.D for saving that poor child from mass media, which is always ready to spread a dirty rumor about anyone. That's how the world says «Thank you» to the saviour of the Universe. Great job, humanity!"

'Oh. My. God. I've just found a person, who thinks in the right direction. Someone, pinch me.'

"You can't imagine how much I agree with you. And thanks for information about unspoken true heros."

"Finally I found someone, who has the same opinion. Thank you for this nice conversation but I think we should go home. It's too late."

"Right. Would you mind driving me home?"

"No problem, dude."