I lay in my bed on my back, holding up a sciency book in front of my face. I squint at the squiggly lines on the page. I can't read it, but I'm trying to. And that's the main thing, right?
Loki asked me if I could get him a few stories that were good. But how am I supposed to do that? I can't even read.

I was considering asking Zoe or Twilight, but I'm not exactly sure where they are, and I honestly don't feel like going outside. I swear, I'm worried of what might happen if I see natural daylight after all this time...

And then, suddenly, I hear a knock at my door. "Go away, I'm busy!" I call. I don't feel like getting up, either. Plus, my arse is numb.

After a few seconds, whoever it is knocks again. And again. And again.
Urge to kill: rising.

I growl in frustration, throwing the book across the room, accidentally smashing it into the glass in mirror. I wince. Celestia's going to be mad about that...
Ah, well.
I'll handle it later.

I flap my wings, flying sloppily toward the noise as the knocking continues. I creek the door open wide and notice that no one's there. Then my eyes travel down to a large box - about the size of me - sitting on the ground in front of me.

"Geez, how'd I miss that?" I mumble to myself.

Stapled to the box on a scrap piece of paper is scribbled writing, but I can't read it, so I ignore it. Instead, I notice that the box is moving, making sudden jolts. Shite.
I back away slowly.

Suddenly, four short, nubby hooves rip out of the bottom of the box, a gasp sound coming with it.
"AAAAH!" I scream as it starts chasing after me around my room, knocking over a lamp and almost opening my closet door, which would not have been a good idea.

I sweep the science book up in my hooves, brushing away shards of silver glass. This is a library book, and the librarian will kill me if that thing steps on it.

It bashes into the end of my bed, so I take this as an opportunity to fling the science book at the walking box. With just the right accuracy, the book knocks the box, lifting it up to reveal something fluffy and pink, but that's all I can make out as it *pomf*s like a heap of spilt sugar. Or fairy floss.

Then, underneath the mound of pink fluff is another mound of pink fluff, with a pink pony's head poking out. It's big, aqua eyes land on me, and it gasps happily, lunging at me. I scream again as it semi-tackles me into a hug, sending me to the floor. The thing that looks like a fluffy pony doesn't let go of the embrace, barely moving, so we're just lying on the floor.
"Uh... what?" I furrow my brow.

The hug is turning into an awkwardly long one, and the pink pony doesn't let go, not even after I stand up. I push her away with one hoof slowly.

The fluffy pony stays in the same position, this time a worried expression on her face as she reaches out to grab me again. I sigh, rolling my eyes, taking step forward to let her hug me a little longer.
Then she turns and leaps away on one back leg, forelegs spread out, gasping loudly. Her eyes are derped as she looks around my room.

"So... what's your name?" I inquire, stepping forward and brushing one of her pink hairs from my hair. She simply turns to me and pokes her tongue out, keeping it out with a blank expression on her face. "Uh..."

"Hey, Rosie! Did you get that book I sent you?" Twilight asks, coming nonchalantly into my room. She stops when both me and the fluffy pony stare at her. "Flufflepuff? Is that you?"

"Wait- who's Flufflepuff? Her?" I point to the fluffy pony.

Twilight nods. "Yeah. I can't believe you've never met her before! Everypony knows who she is in Ponyville."

"I don't exactly live in Ponyville," I cross my hooves, flapping my wings.

"I didn't see her in the castle today. How did she get here?" Twilight questions.

"The box," I reply, flying to the opposite side of my room and nudging it towards her. "It has a note on it," I add.

Twilight reads the note aloud, "Love her as much as I did," she turns to me, a confused expression on her face. "What? What does that mean?"

"Maybe they were giving Fluffle away?" I say to myself, flying to Flufflepuff, who's face is in a pout, her eyes tearing up. I pat her head for comfort and she smiles weakly at me. "Why doesn't she talk?" I look at Twilight.

"There's no return postage," she mumbles to herself, inspecting the box.

"Fine, ignore me," I sigh, then turn to Flufflepuff. "While Twilight's thinking and solving our problems and stuff, you wanna hang out?" Flufflepuff gasps and nods in reply. I smile widely. "Great! Let me show you around."

I wonder what I should show Flufflepuff first?

Loki...

No. Snap out of it. He's mine. By mine, I mean my prisoner... type... guy.

Anyway...

As I lead her out into the hallway, I notice her stomach growl. I stop and turn to her. "Are you hungry?" I tilt my head. She does a scrunchy face. "Let's go to the cafeteria. It's Taco Tuesday!"

She gasps really loudly, grabbing my hoof and dragging me down the hallway to the cafeteria. She kicks open the door. An orange unicorn with a short, red mane and a game controller for a cutie mark stands by the tacos, just about to pick one up.

With a single leap, Fluffle sails across the air, over the tables, landing in the pile of tacos sitting on the counter. The unicorn standing there backs away as Flufflepuff slowly sinks into the pile. She's poked her tongue out again, hooves waving a little bit.

I fly over and mutter, "Flufflepuff! That's not how we eat tacos!"

She stops sinking, closes her mouth and looks at me as I sit on the counter next to her. Then, she pokes her tongue out, waving her hooves slowly and continues sinking until she reaches the 'bottom'. What happens next sorta surprises me.

All the tacos seem to get sucked into her fluffy coat. All of them! The whole pile.

My jaw drops. "Uh... wh..." I am at a loss for words. "How did you-" she presses her hoof on my cheek, rubbing in circles. "Stop- stop that!" She stops.

I reach my hoof into her fluffy coat to get a taco, because I'm hungry. She gasps, but suddenly I feel someone pulling on my hoof through the fur. I scream, trying to pull back, but just get dragged into Fluffle's coat. I close my eyes, preparing for the worst.

My hooves land on something hard. I open one eye, then slowly the other one, taking in my surroundings. There's tables. And chairs. And... food?
I didn't know Fluffle's fur had a cafeteria in it. Wait a second, this is the cafeteria! I'm sitting next to Flufflepuff, who's standing in the exact spot as before. Suddenly, she does a gasp, slightly lighter than the previous one, and I get sucked into her fur again.

I scream, squeezing my eyes shut. But when I snap them open, I'm in the cafeteria. Again. With Flufflepuff smiling at me. Suddenly, she does a gasp, lighter than the last one. I screech in shock as I get sucked into her fur again.

This happens for a while, actually, Flufflepuff's gasps getting higher and higher the more times I get sucked into her fur, until she gets to the point where she might as well be chipmunk Fluffle.

Eventually, I sigh, folding my hooves. "Alright, this is getting boring," I mutter, my voice super high like I just swallowed a helium balloon. Suddenly, Fluffle does a really long chipmunk gasp. I feel my body being pushed back, instead of forward, until I jump out of Flufflepuff's fur. I turn to her, wide eyed.

She continues her gasping, her voice slightly deeper. I feel myself being pushed, jumping out of her fur again. It repeats itself so fast, I can barely comprehend what's going on, only having the feeling of being pushed back further. Flufflepuff gasps a billion times, each gasp getting deeper, until it finally returns to normal and the pushing stops.

I sit on the counter wide eyed.

Did I... did I just get transported through a trillion dimensions in like, a minute?

After finding a moment to collect myself, I stare at Flufflepuff. She looks back at me with a taco in her mouth, chewing contentedly. I pant loudly, my breath shaky. I open my mouth to say something, but it comes out louder than expected.

"WHAAAT THE FU-"

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