1. Who in your OTP carries them from the couch/car to the bed?

Uhhh... both?

2. And who soothes the kids after a nightmare?

Patton.

3. Who wants to throw out the car seat because the stupid thing won't strap in?

Logan, definitely.

4. Who cries on the first day of school?

Fucking both, honestly. (Don't question my choices)

5. Who in your OTP lets the kids stay up and watch movies and who sends them to bed?

Patton would let them stay up/Logan would send them to bed.

6. Who sneaks candy to the kids before school, whilst the other pretends not to notice?

Patton.

7. Who cries at graduation?

...Both.

8. Who reads the book (for bedtime stories) in silly voices?

Patton.

9. Who's the one against sweets before dinner and who let's it slide?

Logan for the first half/Patton for the second.

10. Who gets rid of the monster in the closet under the bed?

Logan because Patton would also be scared of it probably.

11. Which parent sneaks veggies into the kid's dinner and who doesn't like veggies themselves?

...Patton for both.

12. Who in your OTP does the "hurt my baby and I'll kill you" speech when their kid brings someone over (especially a crush)?

Probably both, I'm not judging-