Logan was in the kitchen drinking his coffee. Then Patton appeared next to him.

"Hey, Logan!" He said and Logan jumped and backed away.  "What kind of sports car does a cat drive?"

"Oh, no... it's too early for this." Logan sighed.

"A Furrari!" Patton giggled. Logan put his empty cup in the sink and walked out of the room. Patton followed him. "What do you call a cat that gets anything it wants?"

"I don't know, dear..." Logan stopped and turned to him. Patton stopped in front of Logan.

"Purrr-suasive!" Patton winked. Logan sighed again and continued walking. "Why don't cats like shopping online?"

Logan said nothing as he walked into his room.

"They prefer cat-alogues," Patton said. Logan sat down at his desk and opened his laptop. "Why was the cat sitting on the computer?"

Logan looked at him and waited.

"He was keeping an eye on the mouse!" Patton giggled. Logan got up all of a sudden, surprising Patton. He turned to Patton and tilted his head up. He slowly kissed him, making Patton blush. Patton closed his eyes and slowly kissed him back. Patton wrapped his arms around Logan's neck and Logan's hands were on Patton's waist.

They pulled away and Patton sighed lovingly.

"What do cats wear at night?" Patton asked. Logan smirked.

"Paw-jamas." He said. Patton's eyes widened.

"H-how did you-"

"I've been learning and hanging around you for most of my life."

"Aw... Logan!" Patton jumped up and hugged him.

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