"Hey Smarty" He heard his boyfriend's voice crackle onto the other end 

"Hey Pat."

"How're you doing Einstein?"

"Well I was just doing my Spanish assignment but I could put it off for a bit" Patton grinned on his end of the phone

"What've you done to Logan?" He heard Logan laugh

"What had you done to Patton during Physics?"

"Physics?" 

"Your eyes were burning a hole in my clothes" Patton grinned

"Trust me Smarty my eyes didn't mean to burn you" Logan adopted his mock innocent voice on the other end of the phone.

"What were your eyes doing to me?" Patton blushed

"Err...." His boyfriend's voice was lower 

"Were you undressing me with your eyes?" Patton's brain switched when Logan asked it.

"I may have been... or I may have been doing more than that"

"More?" Logan's breath had hitched before he said it. Patton smiled at the effect

"Much more..." He purred it through the phone and swore he could hear Logan shiver on the other end 

"Anything you care to tell me?"

"If you want me to" He could tell Logan was probably blushing

"I..."

"Honey tea's ready!" Patton held back a sigh as Logan called back

"Coming!" He sounded apologetic "I'll have to call you later Pat"

"Later Lo" They hung up so Patton flopped back onto the bed and groaned. Why?!