6:12 PM

Unknown 

Mind if I apologize?

If you haven't already blocked this number... 

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You're not dead

Is that surprise I somehow detect from your lifeless texting? 

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No

You're grouchy

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Didn't you want to apologize? 

Right, right. I can't believe I had the wrong number

I mean

Billy's in my CONTACTS

How did I even mess that up? 

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It doesn't seem like it's something you're incapable of

Funny, Not Billy. Very funny. 

But seriously

Thank you. And I'm sorry for being such a pain in your ass last

No. This morning?

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Don't worry about it. 

Nah, I'm gonna worry about it. It's kinda what I do best, ya know?

Senseless, irrational worrying

Can I make that a profession?

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Being a parent probably incorporates that

Truuuue. Not really a profession but I'll consider it

Gotta put my ultra-special talents to use somehow, huh?

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:( 

Delivered

Aw, bored with me already?

Delivered 

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How lonely are you, exactly?

I am STARVED for attention, Not Billy, my mans

Or womans

Whatever you are

(tell me your name pls)

(you're UNKNOWN in my contacts and it's weird)

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Are you planning on texting me after today?

Can I not?

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You're a (probably hung-over) stranger who accidentally texted me at 3-something in the morning

I wouldn't say that makes us friends

Well what if I wanna make us friends by TEXTING YOU NOT BILLY

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You must be desperate for friends if you're clinging to a wrong number

It's not even that

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Then why? 

Because you decided not to ignore me

I think that means something

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I'd planned on ignoring you

But you kept texting me

I couldn't get back to sleep, so I answered

Oh

Er

Sorry? 

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Like I said. Don't worry about it. Something else probably would have woken me up if you hadn't

Light sleeper

...so are we cool then? 

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I guess

And it's Lock

Huh? 

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My name. Lock. 

So... not to be presumptuous or anything but

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I'm a guy

lol you know me so well already

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As long as you don't text me when I have work I don't care

Really??

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It's not like I'm bringing you to my house

I can talk for a while sometimes

You're lonely too huh? 

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I'm generous

There's a difference

Suuuuuuure there is, Locky

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That is not my name

Can I call ya Lock Down?

Oooh what about Lockheart?

Ooooooorrrrrrr Lock Ness!

NESSIE

You're totally a Nessie aren't you? 

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I'm not going to respond if you use any of those

Stingy

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You're Morgan. I'm Lock.

That's it

No pet names

Alright, don't get your boxes in a bunch

Or are you a briefs kinda guy?

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Commando?

Men's lingerie?

Uh

I'm running out of ideas

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I'm contemplating whether or not I should block you after all

Too late for that! 

Morgan the Amazing never loses a friend once they've been friended!

Befriended?

Whatever

I turned off autocorrect and I regret nothing

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Should I go for AmazingMorgan? 

No. Plagiarism is illegal. Bag Morgan

I'm not even sure that's plagiarism but oh well

He's a cutie, that Phil

So's Dan

Am I making you uncomfortable talking about cute British boys? 

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I really could not care less

Talk about whatever you want

I have to go

Work

Okay! 

I should probably... sleep more

My head hurts like a bitch

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Ttyl Lock~ 

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Bye