4:16 PM

Lock

I take it you survived?

Survived?

Oh

Ohhhhhh 

You mean my brother, right? 

Read at 4:00 pm 

Obviously

I knew you cared, Nessie!!!

I'd give you a virtual hug if I thought you weren't gonna deck me

Can you do that? Like deck people? Are you a macho-burly man or nah??

Read at 4:02 pm 

...was it the Nessie bit? 

Or did I insult your manliness by questioning it? 

I need to KNOW these THINGS Lock

It's a matter of life and death I swear 

Read at 4:03 pm 

It's not like I'll be held responsible for your untimely death

Ha, that's what you think

They check phone records, my man, they'll totally peg you as a suspect if I kick the bucket

Read at 4:04 pm

You're choosing to use logic now, of all times

Idiot

You love it

Anyway, yeah. Me and my brother basically ignored each other for a week straight

It was like fucking heaven compared to his last stay at home 

Ugh I need to move out 

Read at 4:06 pm 

You're 22. Are you a student?

Un-fucking-fortunately

I took a gap year after high school so I'm only a junior too

That continental road trip was NOT worth it in hindsight

Read at 4:07 pm 

Why does your brother stay at home? Doesn't he have an apartment or something?

Don't you wanna know more about my fantabulous life, Lock?? Why so interested in my brother hmmm??

Jk jk 

He's a dick you'd probably smash his face in if you met him

But uh, he's away so much he doesn't see a point in paying rent on a place when he can just crash at home

Mom and dad don't care as long as he doesn't bring girls home

Read at 4:10 pm 

Then getting out yourself probably is your best bet. Start saving now, if you haven't been doing that already.

I can recommend some areas that're cheap but not too dangerous

You speaking from experience? 

Read at 4:11 pm 

Yes. 

You're so vague and dramatic

It's actually kind of hot

But like sorta in a possibly-a-serial-killer way?? So not that hot??? 

Read at 4:11 pm 

Do you want my help or not, Morgan?

God, yes, do I want your help

Sorry sorry

I'll try an keep the blabbering to a minmum if I can

*minimum

You know what I mean 

Read at 4:12 pm 

Alright. I've got somewhere to go right now, but I'll text you the information later

Please and thank you, my lord and savior Lock!! 

:)

You're a beautiful person

Read at 4:13 pm 

Think whatever you want, Morgan. I'll talk to you later.

Bye Lock! 

YOURE BEAUTIFUL AND AMAZING EVEN IF YOU WONT ACKNOWLEDGE IT

LOVE YOU LOTS DUDE

THANK YOOOOOOUUUUUUU

<3 <3 <3