(Uh. Warning for... unsavory language? Like, worse than Morgan's usual expletives, if only because of the context)

10:11 PM

Lord and Savior (LOCK)

Read at 2:01 pm

Am I meant to know who this is?

Bro it's me

Read at 2:03 pm

Huh.

Wow

I'm hurt

Where's the love

Read at 2:04 pm

Is something wrong?

Whaddya mean?

Read at 2:06 pm

You're unusually subdued. I would have you thought you revealing your face would have come with something more dramatic

Haha yeah maybe

So like do you wanna fuck or what

Bet you're good in bed

Read at 2:07 pm

Aw don't be cold bro

Read at 2:12 pm

Damn youndnsnhzbzbzbr

duneIbsbs Hdheyshankzih

!,$:8!hshaizh eujrruriiejrjrjdjd

OH MY FUCKJNG GOD

LOCK

LOCK IM SO SORRY

FUCK

THAT WASNT ME I STG

I

HOLY FUCK

THAT WAS BILLY I DIDNT KNOW HE HAD MY PHONE

I FUCKING CAME TO PICK UP A JACKET I LEFT AT HIS PLACE AND HE FUCKUNG STOLE MG PJONE

IM SO SO SO SO SO SORRY

BLEACH YOUR EYES

JUST

FUCK

Read at 2:27 pm

Lock

Buddy please

Don't leave me hanging I feel like I'm gonna die my heart can't take this suspense

Read at 2:30 pm

He really is a proto-dick

What

Read at 2:31 pm

Billy. Ex-friend of yours. I think you might wanna upgrade him to alpha-dick

I

Yeah you're right

God I can't believe I ever put up with his bullshit

Read at 2:35 pm

I'll assume you aren't at his house anymore

Oh, yeah, no. I skedaddled right quick once I pried my goddamn phone from his goddamn grubby ass fingers

Seriously please forget that ever happened

Fuck I'm hot

MY FACE MY FACE IS HOT IM LIKE BLUSHING JESUS CHRIST FORGIVEE ME

Read at 2:37 pm

You can stop apologizing. Wasn't your fault.

Is that you, though? The picture he sent?

Uh

It is

I kinda really regret saving that from his Snapchat now holy shit

I'm not like good at selfies or whatever and I needed pics for tinder

I was weak and I am shamed for it

Read at 2:42 pm

Huh

??????

Read at 2:43 pm

Nothing. It's a good picture. I was just surprised since I half expected you to dress like a hipster hobo

WHAT WHY

DO I GIVE OFF HIPSTER HOBO VIBES LOCK???????

PLEASE TELL ME YOURE LYING

Read at 2:45 pm

I have to go. I'll text you later. Do me a favor in the meantime and keep your phone to yourself

LOCK

THE FUCK

YOU GOTTA ANSWER ME

I AM NOT A HIPSTER NOR A HOBO

THIS US LIFE OR DEATH LORD LOCK PLEASE LLEASE ANSWER MEEEEEE

LOCK

LOCK

!!!!!!!!!!

😰😰😰

You're a menace

Dick

Christ you're not actually a dick

Better than billy anyway

Dude is like prince of dicks

Big bro's the king though, hands down

I hate you a little

Ugh FINE we'll talk LATER whenever LATER IS

Read at 10:01