1:39 AM

Lord and Savior (Lock)

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Read at 6:01 pm 

Jesus, Morgan, what 

Morgan?

Morgan, seriously. I'm not in the mood for this

Whatever THIS is

Morgan

Answer me, you brat

I swear to everything holy, if you don't respond within the next five minutes I'm calling the police 

Shit

Shit shit shit Lock I'm so sorry

I'm alive no one's dead don't call the popo I'm beggin you

Read at 11:41 pm 

Morgan, what the hell

I tried calling you

Yeah, shit, I saw 

Fuck I didn't mean to freak you out 

Read at 11:42 pm 

What was with that message?

Er

Billy 

Billy? As in, the guy whose number you were continuously failing to message before?

Righto, Nessie, that's ma boy Billy. Real sweetheart, that kid

I wanna wring his fucking skinny little neck

But I digress

Read at 11:43 pm 

Digress further. Did he do something?

Kinda? He wasn't like aiming to maim me or anything but

He kinda sorta tricked me into going clubbing with him

AND BEFORE YOU ASK WHY IS THAT SO GOSH DARN TERRIBLE

I hate clubs. LOATHE THEM ENTIRELY 

And I left my phone at my house because I pAniCKed so I couldn't text you back sorry

Read at 11:45 pm 

I wasn't going to ask that. I don't like clubs, either. However I am going to ask why he tricked you into coming with him, because I assume you're friends enough that you told him you prefer to avoid clubs

Billy's a dick.  A proto-dick compared to big bro, but a dick all the same

He knows perfectly well that I fuckity-fucking hate clubs but he hates going alone

He needs a WINGMAN of all goddamn things

And he's such a proto-dick that no one but me puts up with him anyway

Read at 11:46 pm 

He's that dickish and you're still friends with him?

We've known each other forever

Kinda hard to quit 'em this late in the game 

Read at 11:46 pm 

Drop him.

Bro, your eyes ok? 

Read at 11:47 pm 

They're fine. I understood what you said, but my stance is the same.

Drop him, Morgan. 

He's not worth your time if he can't even treat you with enough respect to be considerate of you.

And if he's as "proto-dickish" as you say he is, that's all the more reason.

....

Lock 

Read at 11:47 pm 

I'm serious, Morgan. 

You can't do anything about your brother right now. Don't willingly trap yourself in another relationship like that. 

No no, I'm hearin ya loud and clear it's just

You actually, honest to god, wrote proto-dickish

In quotes

I'm stunned

Flabbergasted

Astonished and amazed 

It's so un-Nessie-like that I could barely type anything out, my fingers like froze up from the shock

Read at 11:48 pm 

I'm going to sleep 

What?? Noooooo why??? 

Read at 11:49 pm 

You're not dead, as you so eloquently put it.

I have work tomorrow, and there's no reason for me to stay awake now.

Omg you waited up for me?

Read at 11:51 pm 

Of course I did. You sent me a cryptic message and didn't respond for five hours. You're lucky I didn't just call the police after a few hours.

I'm

Touched

So very touched at your grumpy concern

...

I knew you were a nice guy, Lock

Read at 11:52 pm 

And you're an ass for making me worry. 

Bring your phone next time something like this happens.

Better yet, put your foot down so something like this /doesn't/ happen again.

Aye aye, Captain Nessie!! I shall take your kind words to heart and steel myself against the forces of peer pressure and the promise of good booze as compensation!!! 

Read at 11:53 pm 

Wow. You're cheaper than I thought.

That stings!!

Read at 11:53 pm 

Go to bed, Morgan. I'll talk to you tomorrow if I can.

Okay~

Yo how bout calling me again? I'll pick up this time I swear!! Pls! I bet you have that sexy non-smoking smoker voice that makes all the ladies swoon

Pleeeeeaaaaasssssssssseeeeeeee?????????

CALL ME LOCK OR I WILL FIND YOU AND I WILL FIGHT YOU

MR. LOCK WHATSHISNAME

ILL MAKE GOOD ON THAT PROMISE TO PUNCH OUT YOUR TEETH

LOCK

LOCK

LOCK

LOCK

LOCK

LOCK

Read at 12:03 am 

Fine. 

LOCK

LOCK

Oh

Almost buried that haha

OH BUT HELL YESS I KNEW YOU'D SUCCUMB TO MY CHARMS

IM WAY TOO HYPED TO SLEEP BUT YOU SLEEP YOU DREAM ABOUT GOOD THINGS ILL TAKE TO YOU TOMORROWWWWWWW

GNIGHT LOCKY 

Read at 12:10 am 

Night Morgan

<3 <3 <3 

Have I mentioned that I love writing for this story because typos are not only accepted they're practically a requirement? What a fucking weight off my shoulders, honestly.