"Ummm hello, how are you?"

"I'm alright and yourself?"

"I'm ok so you can talk?"

"Ummm yes"

"There were rumors that you're mute."

"I'm not."

"I know I like it you have a nice accent."

"Thank you."

"Still quite hun?"

"We just started to talk it'll be a little before I go into long sarcastic quips"

"Well, regardless you're an interesting sort those books you read and those tattoos what do they mean?"

"Buddhist ideas and symbols for the most part."

"You're a Buddhist?"

"Yes."

"You don't look the religious type."

"I'm not especially fundamentalist but I still follow the Buddha's teachings."

"So what you don't like money?"

"Well that is part of it, we reject earthly desires that attach us to the cycle of rebirth and death."

"So does that mean your celebrant?"

"I believe in sex as an expression of love not just physical pleasure."

"So you can still have sex?"

"As long as I love the girl."

"And do you have a girlfriend or wife?"

"No"

"There's a party Friday do you want to come?"

"Admittedly I'm not very good at parties but I'll come."