NAMJIN

Jin:hey wanna eat what my mom made?

Namjoon: if I ask what she made and you answer 'me' i swear we are gonna break up

Jin: SHE MADE YOUR FAVORITE DONUT YOU MORON! I THOUGHT WE WERE LOVERS! HOW CAN YOU DO THIS TO ME?! YOU PERVERTED BI-

SOPE

*sope at the sea*

Yoongi: The wind is talking to me

Hoseok: oh what does it say?

Yoongi: IDK...i don't speak wind. Do you speak wind? No, right?
I'm not potcha-fucking-hontas -_-

Hoseok:

JIKOOK

Jungkook: *staring at Jimin's skinny jeans*

Jimin:what are you looking at?

Jungkook: I'm sorry, but your legs look good in those

Jimin: You should see me without
them ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Jungkook: Why would you remove your legs?!!

TAE

Tae: I have no one?! I'm going to my place! *flies to outer space*