Hoseok:
On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do you hate the Idea of me getting a new bed frame?

Namjoon:
one

Namjoon:
I know, one day it's going to break with you and Taehyung continuously jumping on it

Taehyung:
I say ten

Taehyung:
your bed is the best to jump on in this whole household. Don't change a thing about it.

Jimin:
I hate when you guys pull the "1 to 10". Bold of you to fucking assume I can count

Hoseok:
Jimin...

Jimin:
life's a party and of course I'm the fucking piñata

Namjoon:
....

Namjoon:
I can buy you a workbook while I'm out shopping, would you like that?

Jimin:
yes please

Jimin:
buy me a purple book cover that shrinks when you blow dry it too

Yoongi:
i'm tired of everyone in this place. Please let me jump of a bridge

Jungkook:
what will happen if you die?

Yoongi:
I'll go somewhere I deserve to be

Jungkook:
no I meant your stuff. Are you gonna give it to Hoseok?

Yoongi:
*jumps off a bridge with his stuff*