Hoseok: Waffles are just pan cakes with abs

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Yoongi: why are you ignoring Jungkook?

Jimin: I'm playing hard to get

Yoongi: why would you do that? You're hard to even want

Jimin: meanie

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Taehyung: i have a black belt

You: in taekwondo?

Taehyung: no, in GUCCI

You: w t f ?

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Namjoon: when life gives you lemons-

Seokjin: squeeze them in your eyes

Namjoon: why do i even try?

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Taehyung: Thankyou

ARMY: AHHH

Taehyung: sorry sorry, Fuck You

ARMY: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Jimin: Did you guys know? Watching a horror film burns calories

Namjoon: are you gonna watch horror films then?

Jimin: who the heck said I'll watch-?! I was just sharing a fact!

Yoongi: *snorts* Pussy

What am i writing lol