*bts and you in a groupchat*

You
My tongue is so blue...this is amazing

Yoongi
What did you do this time?

You
I just drank a slushy, that's it

Hobi
I just drank a red slushy

You
Really now

Yoongi
y/n please no, jungkook's in this chat-

You
You wanna make it purple?

y/n has been kicked

Yoongi
Jesus fucking christ

Taehyung
Namjoon's homophobic

Namjoon
How

Taehyung
You won't cuddle with me

Yoongi
You're all so disgusting my arthritis is acting up again

Seokjin
Maybe a joke will cheer you up

Yoongi
Please no

Seokjin
Do you wanna hear a joke?

Yoongi
No i don't

Seokjin
Yes you do, now have you ever heard-

Seokjin has been kicked

Yoongi left