*a day in bangtan group chat*

Yoongi
get Hoseok to stop crying before i kick down your door

Jungkook
Maybe i could if he would get out of the
fucking closet

Hoseok
HE HIT MY HOSEOK'S APPLE!

Jungkook
For shits sake we've been over an Adam's apple is not named after the person

Hoseok
I DON'T CARE YOU HIT ME

Seokjin
What's going on now?

Jungkook
Hoseok hyung is being a baby again

Hoseok
JUNGKOOK'S BEING MEAN

Jungkook
Can't help it I'm Jungkook

Yoongi
No Jungkook, you're just a bitch

Jungkook
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