As a chicken, I decided to ask out Lottie today. If she said no, April fools. If she said yes, I hope it's not an April fool...

She DID say yes. She did. I'm freaking out. We can't do the basic move in after three weeks lesbian ordeal, but we did better! I basically texted everyone so they know! My mom, dad, bio-dad, and step dad. Peep, Muffin, Tortilla, Milk, and Apple. Aaron said he'd be over in ten minutes to see if she's worthy. I may have gone overboard, but I'm actually really super happy.

Milk and Apple don't even know her almost at all, so I don't know why I did that. Milk almost instantly asked for pictures because she wants ships. She thought Lottie was very attractive, and I agree. Apple asked what clique she belonged to, and I proudly said I was dating a band geek.

Oh wow, I'm not sure if I should erase all this or explain in case you actually read this. My high school friend group all had nicknames, and I guess I drifted back into that habit in my excitement. Peep is Austin, Muffin is Jonas, Tortilla is Katrina, Milk is Fate, and Apple is Rose. Rose is beyond smart so I haven't seen her face to face since we started college, and Fate moved to Canada with her boyfriend.

Enough about high school friends and more about I HAVE A FUCKING GIRLFRIEND! When Val got back from class and I said it, they said "about damn time." Val and Milk should really meet. Both are such shippers.