This little kid at work asked why I had only one leg, so I told him I'm an undercover pirate and my ship needs pizza. It needs pizza for gas. He asked what the name of my ship was so I said Sapphics, and we're trying to get to our home of Lesbos. He asked if he could join, and I said that unfortunately is too dangerous. You must be sapphic and strong.

So basically I went on about lesbianism today.