New year, new me. But literally. I have decided that I'm done growing. I'm old and no longer getting taller. I'm gonna start saving my money for a leg. No longer will I have to rely on the art of balancing.

I also want a completely white leg. Pure white. It'll be a lot easier for my friends to decorate it! Besides Jonas and Tyler, all my friends are super artistic. It is a fantastic idea.

I want to tell everyone about my idea, but practically everyone will want to give me money. Which, is fine, but then they might feel obligated. By myself, if I save four hundred dollars a month, I'll have a leg in about two years. I'll still have a little over a thousand dollars afterward. I'd argue that's most of my money. If I was working living wage, I could add another thousand to that, but whatever!

This time by 2023, I'll most likely have enough money for a leg. But also I just remembered inflation and how big of a range that a leg can cost.

It costs an arm and a leg.