
** adopted by the glittery calculator **
You think that mettaton adopted fresh?? Nah AND I AINT FUDGING SPOILING KILL MEH BY SHOOTING MEH!!
reader shoots author
Nah you missed "I'm not ready to die yet"
Dream is trolling (pls kill me)
And btw, fresh and his bro has a dog called 'jaffy'
It's a boy's name but it was called jaffy because he flops into the couch whenever she sees the movie 'Aladdin'
And jaffy is a 'She'
96th chapter...
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** Fresh's P.O.V ** (fite me or deal with it)
I woke up with the stupid beep of my annoying alarm clock, i just need to throw it out of the window for a sec. If it comes back, i need to defenestrate(for those who dosent know what's defenstrate) someone right now. Cause i feel like it. I got up, i wonder how this stupid alarm clock wakes me up so early? I thought I'd set the time at 5:00 not at 4:30. It makes me feel so sleepy. I got to the closet and get my clothes, i went to the bathroom and change. I got out a few minutes after. I walked down the stairs, seeing nobody. I think I'm makimg break fast. I made tea first. Then bake some cookies, i don't know how much I get too fancy with stuff, but I'm not spoiled. Like stale milk. Those are just brats who wants everything. Their parents should treat them like regular parents would. They should learn and think before they act. It's not like it would be fine.
I took some milk, flour, eggs, sugar, a little bit of salt, and a pancake mix and food color. I started to get a flat pan that me and my bro bought, we made a cooking video about it in my channel. Well yes I have a YouTube account, but I would never tell it.
(rad_dude_Fresh HELLPPP MEEEEEEE)
As I did prepare all the ingredients I set them on the table, i took a big water bottle. It's an old coke bottle, that we used for storing rocks when me and my bro were little kids, it brings back so much memories. I put all the ingredients inside except for the food coloring dye, and mixed it. When I was done, i started to put separate bowls for each color separately. I then used the different food coloring dyes and generously squeezed the little bottle to only 2-3 drops, i made 4 drops for bright yellow since the pancake has a light peach color, thanks to the egg yolk and the pancake mix, i then mixed the batter, i put them to separate icing bags with a point that gives more control, this was so much fun to do when we were little, i turned the stove on, i sprayed a light layer of butter, and turned the heat to medium high. I made little doodles and colored them, i flipped the little pancake, that revealed a dog that i used to see before, i called it 'Annoying Dog' for some reason, i thought the dog was annoying because it kept on bothering my bro for months, and now, i have never seen the 'Annoying Dog' maybe it'll come back any second now, but what I Mean that the dog will just knock on the door and ask for this pancake. *hears scratching noises on the front door*
I heard scratching from the front door. I peeked my head in the living room looking through the short hallway to the front door. I wonder what made that scratching noise. Did the 'Annoying Dog' prediction come true or am I just hearing things?
I walked in the living room to the short hallway to the front door, the scratching noise gets louder and louder in each and every step, i reached for the door knob, the scratching stops. I turned the knob and opened it. What really shocked me was the same dog that i use to see in the Neighbrohood.
'Annoying Dog is here'
I'll just call it Annoying dog for now. It had a collar connected to it now. I wonder if Annoying dog has an owner. Then it slips in the door as I close it, its tail wiggled left and right, he pants as he scratches its ear. It looked so cute, i picked the annoying dog and set in a cage, well dog cage, it fits perfectly on annoyimg dog, i then lift the cage up to the living room. I set it down I few feet away from the couch, i got some dog food, my other dog then approaches annoying dog and scratched its front cage, my dog was panting as well, do they know each other. But other than that, i notice something on jaffy, she has a little bump on her stomach, did I give too much dog treats or what? Because I normally play with her and give alot of dog treats, is this over dosing? because I'm freaking out. I pi ked her up and pulled away from annoying dog. I checked her stomach, it was okay, but she's not gaining weight but I noticed that she's.........
Pregnant..
How did jaffy get pregnant? Is it just me or am I just seeing things, the bump in her stomach looks like a baby bump other than just gaining weight. I was so shocked. I decided to call my brother, i thinks its midnight and almost dawn in his time. So I decided to call him.
*dialling/video calling*
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*booooooooooooooooooooooppppppp*
"Urgh, can't I get a nice sleep?"
"Oh sorry Paps, i just need to talk to ya for a bit"
"Oh! What is it?"
"Is it me or something?"
"No fresh its you talking to me so it's me your talking to, you don't need to prank me when I just need sleep"
"I mean like is it me or that jaffy has a baby bump or just gaining weight over dog treats?"
*let's him look at the bump*
"Yeah-no, its not just you..um she's not gaining weight, she pregnant"
"But how?"
"Know some dogs around the neighbrohood?"
"Um this dog, like y'know 'Annoying Dog?' "
"You got to be kiddin' me right?"
"Uh- no.. I found him scratching on our front porch, i don't know why? But I was just predicting Annoying Dog would come back"
"Predictions don't work on me"
"But..how did I even know?"
"Lets see...Jaffy is pregnant and Annoying Dog is here..so it might explains something, is Annoying dog just visiting jaffy?"
"Hmm...let me try."
*puts jaffy in the cage with annoying dog*
*annoying dogs takes out a dog treat*
*jaffy eats it*
*jaffy licks Annoying dog's face*
"What the actuall HECK just happend?"
"Who owns this dog?"
"Does it have a collar or a leash?"
"It has a collar, it has 'PoPJF' on it, what does it mean?"
"I dunno"
"I think Annoying dog got her pregnant"
"WHO GOT HER PREGNANT?"
"Oh mettaton, baby!"
"Pap, i will kill you for not telling me this was your girlfriend!"
"As c'Mon fresh, i don't want to spoil it"
"HE'S RIGHT DARLING HE WOULDN'T SPOIL IT!"
"just call him instead"
*hands mettaton his phone*
"Okay Jaffy, i had no idea how got pregnant or anything but I'm gonna get cha' to the vet to make sure for everything. Aaaanndd Annoying dog is coming with us"
Tem skippe to the vet
" Is Jaffy pregnant?" I told the vet, she looks at the bump on her stomach "hmm..I will check" I nodded and gave her Jaffy as she picks her up and puts her in the doctor's room, something touched my feet, i thought that a cat touched me but instead, annoying dog is looking at me panting. "What do you want now?" I asked, panting and staring is all I can see and hear "do ya need somethin?" Still panting and staring "oh who am I kidding? You can't understand anything I say" I said as he still looks at me weirdly and panting. I star re at him, the panting and staring continues. I gave a confused look, the panting and staring still continues, and it goes on, "you are a very Annoying Dog" the dog then walks over to mettaton and hop on her laugh, she pets him gently and took a selfie, the vet came back with Jaffy in her arms, she has a gentle smile on her face, "Congratulations! Jaffy is Pregnant" she said as she hands me Jaffy, She gives a warm smile, i thanked her, and we walked outside the vet, as we walked to the parking lot, squeals and fangirls can be heard from not a mile away, and its getting louder and louder in each step we make, then a huge crowd with alot of them holding posters in their hands with the picture of mettaton, on various poses, then wearing pink, purple and blue shirts with the word 'METTATON' written all over it, they were all fangirling and squealing, as for my cue, i took as step back, but the little slow walker I am, i got steeped on in this squealing and fangirls huge crowd of fans of mettaton's stampede.
After the auto graph and squeals, i was free and was Sent to a medical clinic to heal all the wounds I had from that stampede. But who the hell wears heels while running?! Its not mettaton but her fans, i didn't know I mettaton of her fans here.
We drove all the way to somewhere I don't know, and Annoying Dog ran-off somewhere, we couldn't find him. So mettaton gave the permission to the pet patrol to find him. It wasn't on news, it was secret she told me. I mean like why would you make it secret anyways?
Tem skippe to Mettaton's Mansion
It was getting late, and I was on my mission after this late drive. The suspect is still Sarah and the suspect's have been cleared to be all of my friends. As we drove, the car went to a different direction to my house. It led us to this big front gate, with a large 'M' on the middle, it had security cameras secured in front, and back, it was a mansion. But what the hell are we even doing to do this mansion anyways? Is she just going to pry me off about something?
As we hopped off this secret parking lot under her mansion, we went to this fast elevator, we were in room and I don't understand why?
"Mettaton what are we doing here?" I asked, she looked at me with pride "oh! This? This is my mansion! And you'll be living here anyways" mettaton exclaimed. I am not living in this spoiled stuff!
"And btw(by the way) your room is here, and ring this bell if you need anything" she said as I nodded my head in response, "your brother suggested me to let ya stay til he comes back" she said, she looked at me, i gave a confused look. "And he also wanted me to treat you like our 'son' at the moment for y'know a little experienced relationship" she explained
So am I adopted or what?
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Well this is unexpected, i just wanted to add another ship that came out of my mind for awhile, pls don't kill me
Word count: 1910 words
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