Yello my guys gals and nonbinary pals! I was reading a Billdip Fanfic, called "Billdip One Shots" by myotpisnotstraight , and I was reading a comment on the Fairy Drabble chapter. This one person, remixart0022 , made a comment saying how they thought it would be about Bill being a fairy in a yellow dress. Well, its ya lucky day!!! CUZ THATS WHAT IM WRITIN. Here ya go chirren.
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Cool Ranch Dorito's POV
"Nyehehehehe."
There I was, hiding in a closet in mine and Pinetree's room, about to jump out and tackle him dressed as a fairy. I wanted to surprise him because I know how much he liked the supernatural and I thought it would make him laugh.

I opened the door a little, trying to be quiet so he wouldn't noticed. Pinetree was sitting on out bed doing work on a laptop or whatever you meatsacks call those glass panel boxes.

I slammed open the closet door all the way making him jump. Then I jumped out and screamed,

"HI PINETREE!!!"

"AHHHH!"

Dipper fell off the bed and fell on his back. I ran over and I helped him up because I didn't want my love to be hurt!

"Are you ok Pinetree?" I asked.
"Yeah I'm fine Bill. What are you-HAHAHAHAHA!" Dipper laughed.

He looked at my dress and he just bursted into laughter.

"OH MY GOD I CAN'T EVEN!"
"What?" I asked.
"Why are you wearing a dress?"
"Because I'm a fairy!!! And I wanted to make you laugh..."

"Well you got one wish granted." Pinetree snorted. "You look ridiculous. But cute." I blushed a little because he called me cute.

Dipper pulled his phone out of his pocket and took a picture of me.

"I'm so posting this on Instagram. And Snapchat. And Twitter. I'm gonna make fun of you soooo much." Dipper giggled,

"YOU CAN'T MAKE FUN OF SOMEONE WHO'S ALREADY MADE FUN OF THEMSELVES!!!" I screamed.

Pinetree just snickered again. After he finished posting that picture of me all over his social medias, he put his phone away in his pocket.

"So if you're a fairy, do you grant wishes?" Pinetree asked, trying not to burst into laughter again.

"Yeah but technically that job is for-" I was cut off by a finger to my lips. I licked it. Pinetree ignored that and wiped his finger off on his jeans.

"I want a wish." Dipper said.
"Whaddaya want kid?"
"A kiss."

I stood there stunned as my cheeks turned tomato red. Pinetree smirked.

"Ok."

I grabbed his face and I kissed him. He was stunned for a second before he kissed back and wrapped his arms around my neck. We broke apart after a minute. (Im so bad at writing kiss scenes 😂)

"Wish granted Dipper."
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So how was that? I admit this is actually pretty bad cuz I'm writing this at like 6-7 AM in the morning and Im hungry and UGHHHHHHHH. Also the top pic is what Bill's dress looks like, but yellow with blue ribbons. But it was fun and I really like the idea because its pretty funny. Well thats all for today. Remember, REALTY IS AN ILLUSION, THE MULTIVERSE IS A HOLOGRAM, SHIP BILLDIP, BYEEEE! COSMIC, OUT! *puts a trashcan on head and runs around screaming*