WARNING: THIS STORY IS A CRINGE FEST.
Also swearing and slight lemons.

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She applied a little lip balm and hurried to look for him.

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She saw him standing in the hallway by the door and walked up to him.

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He looked at her and then averted his eyes to the floor.

Dong

She reached him, lifted his head, and prepared to kiss him.

Dong

He pushed her away and said "Listen... We can't keep seeing each other."

Dong

He walked away and left the house.

She just stood there, frozen, unable to digest what he had said. Was he serious? Was he joking? He couldn't be. She had seen his eyes and he had been serious.

He had dumped her in New year.

A single tear rolled down her cheek and she ran straight to the bathroom.

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Tsumetai heya o yure ugoku kanjou, surudoku-

"Maddie." She said after checking the caller ID and swiping her finger through the screen of her phone.
"Allison, oh my god, sweetie are you okay?"
"No."
"I heard about what happened with you and Micah. He's horrible! How does he even think that-"
"Please don't." Allison interrupted "I don't wanna talk about it."
"Oh, well. I understand. Up for Netflix and some ice cream?"
"No."
"I have vanilla." she tried to tempt her.
"No."
A person appeared in the door of her bedroom.
"Too bad, 'cause I'm dragging you."
She ended the call and strode to Allison's bed.
"You're getting up," She pulled the covers off. "Moving your sorry ass to the couch," She started yanking Allison out of bed "And watching Once Upon a Time with me."
Allison resisted and pulled Maddie over the bed next to her.
"What about you go and live your life and let me sink in depression?"
"No fucking way."
"Ugh. I don't want to get up."
"There's four gallons of vanilla ice cream melting in your living room coffe table."
"Oh. Could you please move those? They will leave a mark."
"Get up and eat them."
Allison picked up a pillow and pressed it on her head. "I don't wanna get up." She complained like a five-year-old, her voice muffled by the pillow over her face.
"Okay then, I'll go have a talk with that asshole of an ex you got yourself and beat him up."
"Don't-"
Maddie stood up and strode out of the bedroom, only after she heard the door slam shut, Allison sighed, crawled out of bed and into the living room, climbed onto the sofa, grabbed a gallon of ice cream and a spoon and started eating.

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"I'm just sick of guys, you know?" Allison stated into the speaker of the telephone, bored. "They're all dicks. Pun intended."
"Seriously? That's the worst pun ever." Responded Maddie, giggling.
"Yet you laugh."
"I'm not laughing." Maddie mocked hurt.
"Yeah you are."
"Whatever."
"So... Any plans for tomorrow afternoon?" Started Allison.
"Nah, you?" Answered Maddie.
"Nope. Wanna hang out at Carlo's?"
"Sure. See you there at four?
"Cool."
"Okay, night!"
"Goodnight."
Allison hung up and stared at the phone for a while. Did she seriously just use the phrase 'I'm just sick of guys'?
What did that mean?
What did it mean for Maddie?
Why was she thinking so hard about this?

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Maddie arrived at Carlo's just as the clock struck four. She wasn't usually this punctual, but for some reason she felt like surprising Allison. She had attributed it to the fact that she had been dumped a month ago, even though she was getting over it.

Pa ppa ppa rappa ppa ppa rappa pa ppa ppa rappa rappa pa-

"Yeah?" She answered cheerfully, disregarding the caller ID
"Hey Mads, It's me."
Maddie froze.
"What do you want?" Her tone was cold and repellent.
"Calm down, princess. I just wanted to check if you had anything to do."
"Yeah, I'm super busy right now."
"Pity, I wanted to see you."
"I'm not going anywhere with you."
"Why? You're afraid I'll do the same to you as I did to Allison? I'll tell you a secret: I couldn't stand her for another year. That's why I broke up with her. So what do you say, you wann-"
Maddie hung up and stared at her phone in disbelief. What an asshole.

A minute later, Allison arrived.

"Hi, Maddie! How's it going?"
"Listen, I have to tell you something." She started. Allison needed to know why Micah had broken up with her, she deserved to know.
"What's wrong?"
Maddie proceeded to tell her what had just happened, practically repeating the conversation she had with Micah.
Allison was almost as shocked as Maddie had been. Her eyes watered and she almost cried, but she didn't. Instead, she started thinking.
She plotted the greatest revenge plan of all time. At least in her eyes at the moment, because it was waaay too clichéd.
She talked with Maddie about it and after agreeing that his ego would help their plan go on smoothly, they agreed on meeting at the same café the next day to discuss results.
"Well then" said Allison "I guess operation karma is go."

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The first day of operation karma, the girls met at Carlo's again at around seven and discussed how the day before had went. It was a full success, according to Maddie. They decided they should get a notebook and write down every step of the way, just for fun more than anything else.

Day 1.
Start of Operation Karma. Last night, Ma. pretended to crawl back to Mi. having "reconsidered his proposition", she convinced him that she wanted him and succesfully slept with him. After that she successfully got him to make her breakfast (Wow, pancakes!!)

Maddie and Allison were already proud of the results. Their plan was to make Micah fall fast and hard for Maddie, and after a while, have her break up with him because "she couldn't stand him anymore".
The plan was genius and foolproof, they had everything sorted out: Maddie would play the slutty yet hard to get, sexy, clever bad girl and she would drive Micah crazy in no time. Micah's ego would be the key to the success of the plan.

But why was Allison suddenly jealous?

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Day 7.

Mi. asked Ma. to officially be his girlfriend. Ma. asked him if he was willing to "spend a crap ton if time with her and her girl shit". He said yes.
He took her to the movies and they watched a romantic drama (ugh.) and Maddie had to hold in the puke.

"Ugh. I mean, seriously. Why is there not ONE romance that features LGBTQ+ people and makes the charts? It's always a cis guy and a cis girl and there is never one character that is not cis or straight unless that's their main characteristic. It really pisses me off."
"I know, it sucks."
"Plus that move really was awful."

They were talking at Carlo's and Allison just felt great just sitting there, listening to her rant about gender equality. She liked the way her eyes glinted and the way her lips moved and the way she played with her own hair and...
No. Why was she thinkig like that? How exactly was she looking at her?

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Day 15.

Valentine's Day, Mi. brought Ma. a bouquet of white roses (HE'S SNOW! RUN, MA., RUN!) and a box of chocolates in the shape of a heart (Ma.'s note: I want to throw up, wtf). They went to Six Flags and rode every creepy or hardcore ride they could, they teased each other and came back to his place. They slept together (yet again).

As they were sitting in their usual booth at Carlo's, they talked about how unusually cheesy Micah was being. They were approaching their goal faster than they had expected. Maddy was kind of sick of pretending that he liked Allison's ex. It felt kind of like... cheating... For some reason.
Maddie thought of something.
"I have an idea."
"Listening."
"What if we don't just kick his balls but also... his ego."
"Interested..."
"Honestly, getting him back is not gonna be enough. We have to punch him with all we've got."
"What are you suggesting?" Allison's eyes were fearful and a slight blush tinted her cheeks: She knew what was coming and she wasn't ready.
Maddie took a deep breath and braced herself to lose everything.
"We should... uh... We should, like... I mean, we could... Icouldkindofmaybecheatonhimwithyou."
Allison's face was now bright red, as well as Maddie's. Her dark blue eyes wide open, Allison's green ones were too.
"I... I... I... I..."
"I mean, If you, don't want to it's ok, it was just like a really crazy idea, it's completely understandable if you-"
"I'm... In."
"What?"
"I'll date you."
"Allison... that's-"
"Shut up! I really like you and I'm not repeating it so I hope you understood because this is really killing me!"
Maddie just sat there in shock, she gripped the hem of her skirt like she could just disappear if she gripped it hard enough.
Allison pushed herself against the wall as mich as she could, crossed her arms over the table and hid her face between them.
She felt someone sit beside her and looked slightly up. Her face was still hot and beet red.
Maddie was beside her and she grabbed her by the chin, slowly pulling her up. She leaned slightly to the right as Maddie pulled her up and leaned in while closing her eyes. Allison Dived in and pressed her lips to Maddie's. The kiss was soft at first, but Maddie shifted her hands to Allison's cheeks and allison dug hers into Maddie's short blond hair, pulling her toward her. Maddie traced Allison's lower lip lightly with her tongue and Allison let her in without thinking twice, deepening the kiss. Their tongues intertwined for a moment and then Allison pulled away. They were both breathing heavily and she could feel her heart pounding in her chest. Maddie rested her forehead in Allison's and they looked into each other's eyes.
"You're amazing." Maddie dared saying.
"You too." Responded Allison.

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Day 26.

Mi. Kissed Ma. under a willow and whispered "I love you" (You tryna steal my girl? Huh? Huh? xD), then gave her keys to his apartment, he emptied a drawer for her! Last day of record. Tomorrow the operation wil reach its end.

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Day 27.

9:30pm

The two girls were being cheesy lovebirds in Micah's bedroom. He returned from work at 10 and they had set the trap.
"It's hard to forget that you're sleeping with him. It's kind of gross kissing you." Allison teased.
"Oh, it is?" Maddie answered, challenging Allison to repeat what she had just said.
"Yeah. Very."
"In that case..." Maddie tackled Allison over the bed and started kissing her. The kiss soon deepened and Maddie was still lying on top of Allison, hands in her long red hair. Allison's hands gripped Maddie's waist and she soon started going up, exploring under her shirt. Maddie pulled away, eyes wild, and got rid of the piece. She started taking off Allison's button down while she unzipped Maddie's shorts. Soon they were both half-naked and between kissing and caressing, they got under the sheets and rid of the remaining clothes

10:07

The door of the bedroom opened.

Micah's eyes were met with two figures moving under his sheets, two heads that were so close they might as well be put together by the lips with superglue.
He started enjoying the scene until he realized who the people were.
Maddie, his girlfriend.
And Allison.
His ex.
He froze and he shattered to pieces. She had been the first person he'd ever loved and she wasn't just cheating on him.
She was cheating on him with a girl.
They both noticed his prescence and looked up. They were embarrassed at first, but then they started smiling in satisfaction, they kissed one last time and Maddie stood up and stalked toward him.
"By the way, baby, one tiny detail: I'm gay."
She returned to the bed and went back to making out with Allison, both disregarding him and resuming whatever it was they were doing under the sheets.
Micah just burst into tears and ran out of the apartment.