Wilhelm Klink was sitting at his desk at an unreasonable hour, tapping his pen on a small stack of documents that were to go to his superior, General Albert Burkhalter. Klink was not too fond of the man due to his rude demeanor and the fact that his vary future is being held in his hands.
Off in the distance, a lone Colonel is looking out into the night and across from his barracks to the window where a single lamp is turned on. 'What would keep Klink up so late?' He wondered to himself. Robert pushed himself off of his bunk to slide his shoes on, slide into his coat, and placed his crush cap on top of his head. The Colonel knew it was risky to leave the barracks at night but something wasn't right. The Kommadant would never stay up this late unless something serious is going on.
Hogan carefully opened the door of his room and peered out into the barracks where his men are finally getting the night off from their usual sabotage missions. Trying to keep as quiet as possible, Hogan slipped out of the barracks, across the prison yard, and up to the Kommadantur.
Once inside, he walked over to the office door that was cracked open. Robert had let himself in, nearly startling the German currently occupying the office chair. "Hogan! What are you doing out of your barracks this late?" Wilhelm nearly shouted if it wasn't for his lack of energy. "I could ask the same to you Kommadant." The American sat down in the chair across from Klink. "It's military business, top secret plans." The German muttered slightly disturbed. Hogan noticed the change in character rather quickly which in terms made him uneasy.
"Klink?.. I know we are enemies but if something is bothering you, maybe I can help. Do you want to talk about it?" Hogan couldn't believe what had just came out of his mouth. Why was he caring about someone who is his enemy?
Wilhelm finally looked up from the paper he has read over at least a thousand of times. "Hogan, it doesn't matter, my life could change possibly. Why should you care what happens to me?"
Robert didn't understand what the kommadant was getting at. "Sir?" He asked as he held out his hand, wanting to read the paper that has Klink so shaken up. Klink hesitantly gives the dreaded news letter over to the American before looking down. Hogan grasped the paper and carefully reads it;

A new order from The Fürher:
Not only will Jews be transported to concentration camps but homosexuals and others not fit for the superior race will be taken as well.

What did this mean? Could Klink be playing for the other team? No. He is always talking about women. Hogan kept quiet, desperately trying to wrap his brain around the paper. "You should be fine Klink. You are straight... aren't you?" The American sets the paper down and looks at the older man sitting across from him. Wilhelm swallowed the lump in his throat and stayed quiet. The action clearly gave Hogan the answer he was looking for. "Ah I see. Kommadant, may I ask what you are doing running an all male P.O.W. Camp if you aren't straight? Wouldn't that give you urges to um... you know..." Hogan couldn't finish his sentence due to thoughts running through his mind. Had the kommadant been checking hun out the entire time? Who was the most attractive to Klink?
Robert never really cared for what the German thought about him but now he was curious. "Hogan, I know you oh probably would think very different of me now." Klink begun but was interrupted by the other colonel. "Can I ask you something? It's okay if you don't want to answer. Who do you think is the most attractive in the camp?" The American honestly couldn't believe this entire conversation was even happening. Could he be dreaming? Wilhelm's fade begun to burn red in embarrassment. How could he tell the person who asked the question that the answer was himself? If he went this far, he may as well finish go ahead and tell the American colonel.
"Hogan.. I think you are the most attractive in the camp.. when I first seen you, I knew that you would cause me a great amount of trouble. Between both your looks, demeanor, and just your shenanigans." Klink looked down at his desk and waited for Hogan to be disgusted and shout at him. "I'm not mad. I am glad you are honest with me. " Robert stood up from his chair and slowly walked over to the older man. He put a comforting hand on his shoulder and gave a gentle squeeze. "Your secret is safe with me. Kommadant, there is one more question that is burning in my mind. Have you been checking me out when I shower?" Hogan gave a devious smirk at Klink who turned even more red before standing up and shouting at the colonel. "DISMISSED!" Hogan gave a sloppy salute and ran back to his barracks with a grin.