Me: //reads script//
Regret: //silently waits//
Me: So wait, what's the point of this again?
Regret: BECAUSE I NEED TO TELL THE WORLD HOW COOL BOBTAIL IS
Me: ....why?
Regret: BECAUSE HE'S COOL
Me: ...hard pass
Regret: PLEASE I WORKED SO HARD ON IT
Me: ....
Regret: FOR BOBTAIL, DO IT FOR HIM
Me: ...fine
Regret: YAY //snatches Meeps phone away//
Me: HEY!
Regret: IM IN CONTROL NOW AHAAHA
Me: //slowly backs away//

Regret: Hi Meeps followers! Regret here! I'm here to tell you the Pros and Cons of my boyfriend Bobtail

I made drawings and everything!

Regret: //jazz hands//

Regret: A con about Bobtail is that he's SUPER tall! Or maybe it's just me being super short... This leads to a few problems.

Regret: A pro about Bobtail is that he's very protective! And it's nice when he hugs me because who doesn't like hugs?

Regret: A con with Bobtail is that since he's tall it's hard to show my feelings to him! And sometimes he just doesn't get what I'm trying to do..

Regret: Last pro is that Bobtail is just plain gorgeous! Especially in the sun! He freakin glows

Me: You done now?
Regret: Nope! I made this whole PowerPoint with charts, graphics-
Me: //snatches phone back//
Regret: HEY
Me: Okay, that's enough. We all get it, Bobtail's cool and has a few flaws blah blah blah
Regret: //grumbles//
Me: Well I hope you enjoyed this... whatever this is and if you like it maybe Regret can do more? Heck
Regret: #BobtailXRegret4ever
Me: what the hech is wrong with you?

Welp

What did I waste my life one XD